Imma 'bout ready to kill all of you.... BUT LOVE YA! ;D

(Requested by Queenspider1604)

Turtle:*eyes glazed* *twitch*

Sans:.......ummmm....

Turtle: *stares into the distance, hoping for some magical object to kill them*

Sans: ........  (this is awkward)

Turtle: *randomly starts laughing like a maniac*

Sans:.... you okay?

Turtle: *abruptly stops laughing* *turns to him slowly* N E V E R    B E T T E R.

Sans:.... i take it that from your reaction, you hate my guts. *snickers at his own joke*

Turtle:...

Sans:...

Turtle:...

Sans:...aye?

Turtle:....

Sans:.... puns? no?

Turtle:...

Sans:...

Turtle:.....*quickly mumbles* ThatWasPrettyHumerus

Sans:....ah-ha! so you do have a funny bo--

Turtle: *throws him out the window* Enough!

Turtle's Rating:

NO! I AM NOT BONING A SKELETON....pun intended. -99998/20HP

Sans' Rating:

okay, first off, they're our writer, so no. and second, i'm 99% sure they are under 18.... for the last time, i ain't a pedophile! 0/20HP