Gaster: * falls into existence * Why hello, Sans.

Sans: uhhhhh, 'sup? long time no see...heh.

Gaster: Quite....What am I doing here?

Sans: apparently humans ship me with you, therefore we have to "react" to it, for unknown reasons.

Gaster: ... I'm stunned to say the least.

Sans: right back at you, doc. apparently a person can't work with someone without them being shipped together nowadays.

Gaster: That does seem to be the case... I suppose it could be possibly worse, but the closest that I may call Sans would be a friend, I just cannot see him in that kind of romantic sense.

Sans: pretty much what i'd say... wanna look up the "fanart"?

Gaster: * shrug * Sure, might as well.

* click *

Gaster:.....Oh?

Sans:...you have a choking fetish or something?

Gaster: Heavens, no! This is not like me at all!

Sans:....why am i always the submissive one? i'm not getting this...

Gaster: * looks at his height * ...Your height may be a contributing factor, Sans...

Sans: i'm not that short! i'm just...slightly below average.

Gaster:...Whatever brings joy to your life...

Sans: you sound like tori!

Sans Rating:

eh... 1/20HP

Gaster's Rating:

I fear there may be worse out there... 2/20HP