All three: *sees ship*

Sans: *chokes on ketchup*

Papyrus: *wide-eyed* ...

Gaster:....Oh...Oh my...

Sans: *still choking*

Papyrus: B-BROTHER... I'M SCARED...

Gaster: So... this is what disgust feels like... strange, I've never felt it so strongly before.

Sans: *is legit choking and can't breath*

Papyrus: *shrinking in chair*

Gaster: *starts looking at fan-art out of Papyrus' view*... OH MY-

Sans: *getting light-headed from lack of oxygen*

Papyrus: *staring at wall scarred for life*

Gaster: *staring at fan-art with jaw-dropped*

Sans: *passes out* *crashes into ground*

-Thud-

Papyrus/ Gaster: *spin to Sans*

Gaster: *picks him up* *does heimlich maneuver*

Sans: *coughs out ketchup* *can breath again* *catches breath*

Papyrus: BROTHER?! ARE YOU OKAY!?

Sans: yeah, i'm good... *turns to ship* but...WHAT THE ACTUAL--

Gaster: *covers his mouth* Sans, there are children reading!

Sans: *pushes off hand* --DUCK!

Papyrus:*looks out window* WHERE?

Sans: *facepalm*

Papyrus' Rating:

....HUMANS... YOU ARE STARTING TO SCARE THE GREAT PAPYRUS... -99999999/20HP

Gaster's Rating:

Skeleton's don't have glowing appendages... Nor would we do that for pleasure...ever. -20/20HP

Sans' Rating:

*insert triggered rant here* -9999999/20HP