Sans: * reads ship * ...oh no.

DrunkBun: * Bursts in door* Heyyyy there cutie.

Sans: (why?) no, not cutie, and hi.

DrunkBun: *staggers next to him* Awwwww, commme onnnn, you know you're hot, heheheh.

Sans: i know you're drunk.

DrunkBun: Woahhhhh, you're smart tooooo, heheheh.

Sans: * rolls eye-lights * let's just get started.

DrunkBun: Okayyyyys!

Sans: okay, first off, I barely know her, she's just some stranger that calls me "hot" every time i go into grillby's...second... i don't even know her name for crying out loud.

DrunkBun: * whimper * B-but, Sansssss, we are meant to be togetherrrrrr, it's perfecttttttt.

Sans: *annoyed sigh * i have zero interest in her, this ship  is a one way street.

Drunkbun: Whyyyy can't it be two-wayyyyyys.

Sans: you're the only person paving it, pal.

DrunkBun: * gasp * YOU CALLED ME PAL, WE MUST BE SOULMATES!!!

Sans:....*sigh*

Sans' Rating:

no. 0/20HP

DrunkBun's Rating:

YESSSSS! 20/20HP