Sans: *walks downstairs *

Chara: Finally! I was about to move my own a** up there and punch you in the gut if you took any longer!

Toriel: *from the other room* MY CHILD!? DO NOT SAY THOSE WORDS!

Chara: *eyeroll* Sorry, ma! (whatever.)

Sans: sorry, kid, i was...busy.

Chara: Coolio. Now let's get on with this, I've been holding back my raging for like an hour now, these people are psycho. Me, with you, HAHAHA, get real.

Sans: heh, why will ya look at this, apparently i'm a pedophile again.

Chara: I know right. These fuc-... duckheads seem to love making you screw children. * makes hole with two fingers* *sticks another finger in the previously made hole*

Toriel: CHARA!

Chara: I SAID DUCKHEAD!

Toriel: Tsk.

Chara: *grumble*

Sans: * roughs Chara's hair* is she getting on your baaa-d side.

Chara: *glare* Shut it, comedian.

Sans: *laughs* nope.

Chara: Whatever... we're getting side-tracked.

Sans: oh yeah.... well there ain't too much to say...'cause for the last time... i'm not a pedophile!

Chara: And...THERE IS NO WAY, I'D DATE...HIM! LIKE, EW, NO! HE'S...HIM!

Sans: *laughs*

Chara: WHAT!?

Sans: you're reasoning, it's great. *continues laughing*

Chara: *steams* DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE KISSING TEETH!?

Sans: i'd hope you don't look like one.

Chara: EXACTLY! I DON'T WANT BE DATING AN OLD GUY!

Sans: do you even know how old i am.

Chara: *crosses arms*625, duh.

Sans:....close enough.

Sans' Rating:

this pedo thing is gettin' concerning. 0/20HP

Chara's Rating:

Do you think I'd let a pelvis touch me? BLEGH! *sticks out tongue disgusted* 0/20HP