Sans: who?

B.P.: *walks in* *sees Sans* Well, f*ck me.

Sans: *looks over* ohhhhh, you mean the kiddo that got pants'd by some MTT brand burgers while tryin' to impress some girls!

B.P.: ...Kill me now.

Sans: now, what kind of attitude is that?

B.P.: The kind that wants to hang myself tonight. *takes out cigarette*

Sans: na'ah'ah, no smokin' with a kid in the house.

Frisk: *pops around the corner and waves* *leaves*

B.P.: *rolls eyes* Well isn't that just GREAT.

Sans:....anyways, let's get on with this.

B.P.: Sure, whatever.

Sans: *sighs* sorry, kiddos, i'm not really into this guy, he's...

B.P.: *writing "kill me" on the wall*

Sans:*blinks concerned*....not my type.

B.P.: *grunts* This ship makes me want to go to h*ll, but then I remember I ran out of vacation days....

Sans:.....*slowly walks out of room*

B.P.:.....Oh, I just LOVE my life.

BurgerPants' Rating:

If a skeleton f*cking me side-ways could get me to h*ll, I'd do it in a soul-beat. 1/20HP

Sans' Rating:

.....he scares me. 0/20HP