Sans:....is this rigged or somethin'? i feel like someone wants me to suffer the most...

Mettaton: * hair is a mess * WHO. THE. HELL. ARE. YOU???

Sans:....good question.

Mettaton: ....

Sans:.....

Mettaton:.....

Sans:..... this is awkward....let's check out the "art"

Mettaton:...Oh my~

Sans: shut it.

Mettaton: Is that a--

Sans: noPE! *closes laptop*

Mettaton: Do you actually have a-

Sans: nope.

Mettaton: How about a-

Sans: nope.

Mettaton: Not even a-

Sans: i'm literally just a skeleton.

Mettaton: Well, isn't that just boring.

Sans:....hey! wait a minute!

Sans' Rating:

nope 0/20HP

Mettaton's Rating:

Too boring in the real world. 1/20HP