Just, yeah. Swear warning.

-

Frisk : *Chu*
Chara: What was that?
Frisk: Affection.
Chara: Gross.
Chara:
Chara: Do it again.

*And that's on Charisk*

Nightmare at three in the morning heading to the kitchen: I'm tired of these bitches in my castle.
Nightmare looking for the pots and pans: Where's the fucking pots? Where's the fucking pots?!
Nightmare finds them and bangs them together: I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ O' Y'ALL! Y'ALL NOT GON' GET NO SLEEP CUZ O' ME!

*And that's on the 'Villain' Sanses*

Reaper: I hate you!
Geno: I hate me more!
Reaper:
Reaper: Babe, we talked about this.

*And that's on AfterDeath*

Dust: This is so frustrating!
Dust: I hate everything!
Dust: I hate everyone!
Blue: E-everyone?
Dust: *Sigh*
Dust: Everyone except you.

*And that's on Dustberry*

Lust: You two have glasses, y'know like nerds.
Horror: *Laughs*
Lust: What are you laughing at Hot Topic?
Horror: Aww, you think I'm hot~!

*And that's on Sanders Sides*

Papyrus: TOMORROW IS TRASH DAY! JUST A REMINDER!
Sans: *Goes outside and sits on the curb*

*And that's on Depresso Expresso*

Blue: FLOOR IS HATING CLASSIC!
Everyone: *Gets off floor*
Classic: *Lay on floor and takes a nap*
EVERYONE: CLASSIC NO!

*That's on help Classic pls*

Blue: *Gets any minor pain* Ow.
Fell: You okay Blue?
Classic: IS MY SMOL GAY BEAN OKAY?!
Dust: IS MY AMAZING GAY BOYFRIEND OKAY!?

*And that's on gay*

Blue: SOMEONE SAID THEY MADE THE FIRST EDIBLE PAINTING! BUT ANY PAINTING IS EDIBLE IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH!
Geno: Most older paintings are made from led-based paint if you wish to die. If you wish to die, by all means eat every painting.
Classic: Is that a cHaLlEnGe?

*That's on- pls Classic nO-*

Geno: Fuck, I wanna die.
Realer: Language.
Geno: Heckkty heck! I want death!

*That's on (more) AfterDeath*

Horror: What does PEMDAS mean?
Sci: Oh! It stands for parenthe-
Dust: Please end my depression and suffering.

*That's on TDS (The Depression Squad)*

Nightmare: 'Go to hell' is pretty vague. 'Go get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months' now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

*That's on the Hentai Octopus-*

Reaper: *Yawn*
Geno: Being pretty tiring?
Reaper: You must be exhausted then~
Geno: *Tsundere.exe has crashed*

*That's on Tsundere!Geno*

Cross: Horror, what color is Monster Dust?
Horror: Grey/Gray?
Cross: Now, Killer, what did you call it?
Killer:
Killer: *Sigh*
Killer: Dark white...

*That's on Kross*

Sci: Consuming 85 chocolate bars, 70 cups of coffee, 13 consecutive shots of alcohol, two ground cherry pits, or 1.59 gallons of water is enough to kill you.
Geno: Oh.
Geno: Excuse me, I'm going on a shopping spree.
Sci: Geno no-

*That's on- WAIT GENO NO-*

Error, chilling in Outertale:
Ink: Hey Error! What're you doing?
Error: Naming stars after people I love.
Ink: Aww, do I get a star?
Error: I thought you were one~

*That's on Errink*

Dream: Hi my name is Dream! And you are?
Killer or Cross: Questioning my sexuality.

*That's on ppl can ship who they want to ship LET THEM SHIP-*

Nightmare: If you have a red slushie...
Horror:
Nightmare: An you have a blue slushie...
Lust:
Nightmare: How are you're 'tongues' purpl- WAIT-

*That's on Bloodlust*

Classic: Rickity Roul
Classic: I now yeet your soul

*That's on yEET-*

Bye.