Razz (underlust papy) x reader.

*Heya guys. I had a dream with him in it not to long ago and it was weird. XD. In a funny way though. This oneshot will be based off my dream, I always have strange dreams.

I was just cleaning up the bar as usual, Luke had fallen asleep on it, so I had to clean all of the ketchup spilled around him.

Grillby looked at me slightly annoyed. "y/n, it's late can you get him out of here?"

I nod. "Yeah sure. Give me a sec!" I grabbed the phone under the counter and typed in Razz's number.

"HELLO?"

"How's it going Razz? I need you to come pick up your brother. He's drunk again."

I hear him sigh clearly annoyed and irritated.

"UGH. HE ALWAYS DOES THIS! I'LL BE OVER THERE FASTER THAN HIM CHASING AFTER YOU!"

"okay then. Bye razzie"

"GOODBYE HUMAN!" And he hangs up.

I put the phone back and walk around the bar to Luke and shake him awake.

"Get up Barney. Your Bros picking you up."

He turns his skull. "I isss not barney.. he's a ugly dinosaur." He hiccups and falls facefirst on the counter again.

"That's offensive to alphys, and yes you are because you're a purple pervert. Get up. "

Again nothing. He's probably lazy or tired. Probably both, along with stubborn.

"HUMAN I HAVE ARRIVED!" Razz runs over to me and hugs me, his arms a little too low for me....

I blush and hug the tall not-so-innocent Skele.

Yes, I had a crush on the pink Skele. So what? It's best that Luke doesn't know, or else he'd make a big deal about it.

And would not leave you alone.

Maybe even try and set you up, or try and get his bro to.. nevermind.

Just scratch that.

He let's go of me and puts his hands on his hips in a flirtatious way. "HUMAN, THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU."

A pink blush dusts on his cheekbones. "IN FACT.. ONE COULD SAY, I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU.. ITS SILLY ISN'T IT? YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY LOVE ONE AS PERVERSE AS ME." His smile falters.

"Razz.. ugh.  Come here."

He steps closer to me. "YES Y/N?"

I grab him by his cape and kiss his teeth.

His eyes widen, but he kisses back.

Luke chuckles. "Save it for your wedding!"

We both glare at him.

Razz picks me up bridal style and glares his glowing eye at his brother. "SHUT UP LUKE. GO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR PILLOW!"

Luke shuts his mouth and grabs another ketchup bottle, blushing purple.

Razz chuckles and leaves the bar, still carrying me.

"Human, what happened to your hair?"

Oh yeah.. I forgot that my hair looked like a rats nest.

"My shift was stressful, too meany pervs."

He nods. "The first thing I am doing is your hair! Then I'm going to paint your nails! NYEH HEH HEH!"

"what?"

"You heard me y/n! Makeover!"

He runs faster trying not to drop me.

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So here we were, me sitting in his lap as he did my hair, he brushed it perfectly, he styled it in a French braid.

"Wow. Where did you learn to style hair like this?"

He gives me a cute closed eye smile. "YouTube!"

I laugh. "oh I should have known."

Suddenly he pins me the the couch and kisses me. "I LOVE YOU MY HUMAN!"

I blush and smile. "Love you too dork."

End. I know he was a little ooc sorry about that, that's what happened. It was weird. Anyway I hope you enjoyed!