Kinder!Error: will you marry me?

Kinder!Ink: w-why?

K!Error: so we can have wedding cake.

K!Ink: i-is it c-chocolate cake?

K!Error: who cares!? It's this big *spreads his arms* and it gots frosting! *hugs Ink*
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Mom!Ink: I searched everywhere
Mom!Ink: I've looked through hundreds of files
Mom!Ink: searched through my text messages.
Mom!Ink: I even looked everywhere in my wardrobe.
Mom!Ink: I just couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.

(Mom Ink is a boy btw.)
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Nightmare: *throws door open* BRUH

Dream: *was asleep* what?

Nightmare: I know you are my Chinese food.

Dream: I did not eat your Chinese food.

Nightmare:yes ya did because I had six pieces of honey chicken, two egg rolls, and 5,286 grams of rice!

Dream: who the hell counts the rice!?
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Ink: see that's the thing with you baddies you think everyone loves you, when actually everyone hates you.

Cross: You made me like this! It was your idea for me to pretend to be evil.

Ink: buddy it's not pretend!
Ink: you are as evil as they come
Ink: you think your shit don't stink, you think the rest of us are dumb!
Ink: I hate Nightmares guts. But here's what you don't comprehend
Ink, crying: at least he has the guts, to not pretend to be my friend!

Cross: ...Ink....

Ink: no, it's FIIIIIIIIINE REALLY FIIIIIINE *walking away* GO BE FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

Dream: and I want my pink shirt.
(That was from mean girls the musical but it's on TikTok so :p)
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When they were enemies

Error: so, why don't you just admit it?
Error: ha. You're in love with me.

Ink, having a breakdown: *gasp* ...I...I get that you flirt with me all the time and it's funny or whatever.. but you're doing that now!? What are you trying to do to my head!? You think I've got some little crush on you!?
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Computer: *low disk space*

Geno: fuck off!
Geno: I'm running low on the will to live right now! But I'm not going, bulululu every five seconds! Am I!?
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Nightmare: how do you politely tell someone you wanna hit them in the face with a brick several times?

Dust: one wishes to acquaint your face with a rigidly edged object commonly used in the construction of walls, repeatedly.

Nightmare: that was poetic.

Prisoner Ink: no, that was a therapy cry for both of you.
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Geno: ok so what do we say when we realize what we're doing is unhealthy?

Fresh: ....OOF-

Error: NO.
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Ink: Error! What's the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight!?

Error: raise the dead...

Ink: and what did you do!?

Error: raise the dead...
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Pj: I came as soon as I heard.

Fresh: Pj...

"Evil" sans (excluding Error)': all the way from London, damn

Fresh: Pj, thank god someone who understands what I'm struggling here to do..

Pj: I'm not here for you..

Ink: oooooo

Pj: *hugging Gradient after Bluescreen cheated on him* I know my brother like I know my own mind

(That's where the TikTok ends. Maybe I'll do aus as Hamilton songs next.)
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Radio: oh my god, look at that face

Goth: if you're feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place.
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Error to Ink: I-I-I love you!

Geno: no that's to soon, you met this girl this afternoon.

Fresh: ok Funk she's looking scared.

Geno: maybe like should've came prepared with a poem a haiku maybe a hug? Y'know?

Nightmare: I could've killed you and hidden you with a rug.

Geno: What the funk

Fresh: did you just say that you funking psychotic maniac!?
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