Blue: Nonononono

Ink: oh! Hi blue-

Blue: *punches Ink in the stomach*

Ink: What the f*ck!?

Blue: You are, one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and let you throw away your life like this! You're to young! You're to beautiful!

Ink: what the fuck are you talking about?

Blue: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside your belly right now.

Ink:

Error: see ya.

Ink: ...I'm not pregnant!

Blue: not after that punch you're not. I've been taking Muay Thai classes.

Ink: I was never pregnant Blue

Blue: are...are you sure?

Ink: YES IM F*CKING SURE!

Gradient: I'm sorry but why the f*ck is everyone yelling over here?

Blue: oh, well I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Gradient: *punches ink in the stomach*

Ink: oof! Motherf*cker!

Bonus:
Gradient: no more siblings two is more than enough!
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