Ink: hey babe, I feel sick you think I could-

Error: PJ CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!

Ink: babe it's a cold-

Error: You could be dying!

Ink: but I'm not.

Error: but you could be.
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In the grocery store.

Error: INK! Where are you.

Ink: babe, I'm right behind you.

Error puts them in front of him.

Error: don't scare me like that!
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Ink: crying
Error: HIT THEM
Error: PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT
Error: Y'know what I'LL punch them in the throat.
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Ink: I know you want to keep me safe, but... the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Error: Believe me, i've thought about it.
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Ink: [gets a paper cut] ow.

Error (breaking down the door): Who hurt you, Ink? Who was it? Nobody touches my Inky! I'll fucking kill their ass!

Ink: I just got a paper cut, Error.

Error: Oh. Well, never mind then. Carry on.
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