~Frisk's POV~

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Hey.

Can you hear me?

It's your best friend.

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I woke up and noticed Flowey sleeping, shit I slept again! At least nothing bad happened like getting my hole resized. I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything, please no. I didn't wake him up so I kept going, then two guards stopped me, "HEY YOU!" I turned around cautiously, trembling almost a little, "hey! We got a call that someone wore a striped shirt on the way, and said they were human." I just gave a nervous chuckle as the other guard just stared at us, staying silent the whole time which I found utterly terrifying.

Despite me wearing a striped shirt and knowing these two were probably going to fuck me up, I stayed determined. "Flowey wake up." He then opened his eyes and looked up at me, "yeah?" "We got company..." He noticed the two guards as he got off his daze, "fight?" "Yes but always, showing mercy." I felt myself being pulled into a battle as the two started bouncing around the place swinging their swords..at nothing. "Haha this is so cool right bro?!" The other guard stayed quiet, I was confused but I played along with the act as the first guard swung his sword.

The other then went in sync with the other guard as both swung their swords at me as I dodged, getting a few cuts on my sweater, revealing my skin just a bit. "Watch out Frisk!" I rolled under the guard then realized that one of them was getting sweaty, "ahh so hot..." It was the one that was usually quiet, but the guard paid no attention to it, the two kept fighting, "hey, Frisk, maybe we can help one of the other guards?" "Hmm but how?" "Just try like..I dunno, cooling him off?" I looked at the dangling piece of cloth from my sweater then ripped it off.

I then ran to the guard, doing a barrel roll and started wiping his armor, "ahh, so hot..must..." Suddenly he tore off his armor and paid no attention to me, as if being thankful. The other guard started mumbling and started getting..twitchy, I guess that's the word for it, but I'm not sure. "R2..." "Yes R1?" "That's insanity!!! Taking off your armor jeez, like gosh!" He scoffed but through the small opening of his helmet I saw him..blushing? Flowey then whispered, "gay fishies." Gay indeed, time to make this yaoi reality! Of course, fluff duh, get your head outta the gutters.

"HEY GUARD!" "Hm what is it do you want you puny human!" I ran up to him then said aloud, "you like your partner?" "Wh-wha?!" "Come on be truthful." He started murmuring something I couldn't hear, "R1 what is the matter?" "R2, like..I love you R2 gosh, this human made me! Like I totally didn't...uh..haha..IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK!" R2 looked at him curious then finally said the words I wanted to hear, "I-I love you too R1..." I did a poker face, pulling out my phone and took a picture of the two.

"H-hey, human, I'll let you go ok! Heh..come on let's get nice cream!" The two then held each other's hand, "gay fishies, gay fishies indeed." I sighed and went up to the star saving my point, not wanting to do that again. I then kept walking along the way as I felt another presence..Mettaton? "HELLO DARLINGS!" Oh dear please no, I just wanna gooo! "Today our little human here is going to be finding something special! Come on darling!" I couldn't see anything since it felt like I was in a camera, I then moved along and stopped near a dog.

Aww he is adorable! "Hmm? You want to report this?" I nodded, maybe this time it won't be bad, he probably already given up so there is no point. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE HUMAN, FOUND A DOG!" I nodded and smiled, "BUT THAT AIN'T NO REGULAR DOG, IT IS A BOMB!" My eyes widened as the dog's tail lit up, low key lit. "THAT BASKETBALL IS A BOMB." I then noticed everything has been revealed to me, as the basketball torn apart revealing itself as a bomb, "THAT PRESENT IS A BOMB." "THAT CUP OF WATER IS A BOMB." "THAT SCRIPT ON MY UPCOMING PERFORMANCE IN UNDERTALE THE MUSICAL IS LIT."

Suddenly a text box appeared, "EVEN MY WORDS ARE BOMBS!" I then quickly ran to the side as his words fell out the text box, bombing the whole place, IT WAS ISIS UP IN THIS.

Time skip through all this bullshit.

After Alphys has helped Frisk with the bomb, cause it'd be tiring to read through all the shit.

"THE GREAT ALPHYS HAS STOPPED ME ONCE AGAIN!? OH WELL UNTIL NECT TIME DARLINGS!" I let out a sigh of relief as Mettaton then flew away, "until next time darlings!~" I'm getting sick of his shit, but it was kinda fun I guess. Oh well, "Frisk...that was terrifying..." "Agreed..." We moved along, we also did some puzzles which I thought were fun, also Alphys had to shut off some of the controls that were going on, those orange and blue lights are tricky. Well I already know the blue lights well, heh..Papyrus. As we kept going, we were propelled into the air by these arrows as I did more puzzles, I finally then heard like a huge door opening.

   As I finally made it to a platform, two huge doors, flashing green were opening. I went through the doors then noticed another yellow star, I walked up to it as I pressed 'save.' I also realized that the atmosphere has changed from red to purple, I have no idea why but I felt uneasy. As I walked through the platforms, I avoided spider webs, I also heard spiders...they were murmuring about a human who does horrible things to them, weird. I then realized a single platform from where I was at, a huge spider, that had hair, and raggedy clothing, holding a cup of tea.

   I wanted to ignore her so I tried to just walk away, "hm? Oh how rude, you are a visitor and visitors should be welcomed!" She then jumped onto my platform, covering me in spider webs, making it impossible for me to escape, "I heard a human hated spiders, and didn't help them...they didn't donate to the spider bake sale, what a shame." A spider what? A spider bake sale, hell should I know that there was a bake sale, I'm broke anyway! Well not really after sparing all those yandereplanes. I felt myself being pulled into a battle anyway as the spider does a synchronize dance with the spiders.

Timeskip...?

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Hello guys the author here! Sorry for not updating yesterday oml I feel horrible! ;-; but I hope you guys like this chapter! I know I missed a whole chunk in Undertale, and this really isn't Underfell but I'm trying ;u; Also I kinda wanna time skip the spider battle and such cause welp...

Love ya!

-Im4RandomEpicn3ss