I'm a man!

Around eight pm, someone knocked on the door of the room to warn that we had to go down to the dining room, it was already dinner time.

Until that moment, Daniel was lying on his bed and I was lying on mine.

We stopped at the same time and went to the dining room.

Once there, I skipped the line ... Again.

But this time, before I could grab my dinner Daniel grabbed me by the neck of my shirt and dragged me to the end of the row.

"But Daniel, don't you see how long it is?" I said complaining.

"Do you want to be hit again?"

"No! It's not nice."

"Then stop giving me problems and make the line like all the rest."

"But my feet will hurt!" I complained.

"God! What are you? A spoiled princess?" he said angrily.

"No! I am a very respectable princess," I said with authority.

Daniel started to laugh but not normal, like a delayed seal.

"Oops! It escaped me" I whispered.

Luckily, Daniel took it as a joke; otherwise, I would be in trouble.

Daniel was laughing the whole row and at dinner, when he remembered the moment he tried to contain the laughter and the sprite came out through his nose.

It was unpleasant!

We finished dinner and each one went to his room. It was already ten o'clock at night.

When we got to the room, I grabbed my pajamas and Daniel followed me with his eyes.

"What?" I asked angrily.

"Nothing, nothing, don't stop, oh, great respectable princess!" he said mockingly.

"Cut it off, don't you see that I'm a man? ... I could never be a princess!" I shouted as I entered the bathroom and slammed the door.

Daniel's laughter continued to be heard.

(...)

"How much do you need there? I need to brush my teeth," Daniel said angrily.

"Oh no, I'm sorry, I was just looking at the impurities on my face."

Daniel looked at me badly.

You've been there about an hour ago! And you were just looking at your facial impurities?!"

"Yes, they are not pleasant at all," I answered quietly.

"God, help me! Why did you send this girl?!"

"Huh? Excuse me, but I'm Man!" I screamed in his ear.

"Ok, you don't have to break my eardrum."

"And?" I sighed, "it is for you to get the information," I said annoyed.

While Daniel went into the bathroom I lay down and fell asleep in less than five seconds...