So I just watched the wiz LIVE! And amazing. Cirque de soleil stunts was amazing and the actors were incredible and the songs are great. I give it two Dorthy's two Scarecrows two tin men and two lions and two blonde totos out of ten. So I make oneshot and call it Zee Viz! (Not after Michel Jackson movie) also I'm in this one catch me! so lettuce begin

It was a good day over in Kentucky and the good old Mr Sanders was havin himself som fried chicken. When a lil girl by the name of Doorwrathy went up to him and of course she was the cornel's monkeys father so he was her uncle. Since his munkey wuz shipped out to Mexico by fangirls and her mother was in remains.... As a stake. So Doorwrathy be like "uncooooooooooo we nneds mo muneez aunte web sent me uot to teel u dat wii got nun unturnut."

Th cornel was a like "NO INTERNET! WE GOTSA PROBLEMO. " *shotgun appears from nowhere* "I WILL BE BACK I AM ON A CHEEKUN HUNT!" Suddenly photo the dog appeared and Doorwrathy was obsessing over it
Somewhere over this backdrop even off the studio lot...
"Shaddup willya? I'm watching reruns of friends!" Aunte web yelled. Doorwrathy felt so mad in the feels she ran away forgetting to bring a towel and photo. She ran down to MAJAK MUAHN MAIUSHUNZ FUR ZIUR stand and saw blageebus polishing his corset for his phat rules. He saw me and then meows. He tells 

me my 4chan and it says dat I am a gal that I'm gonna get warped to another dimension and have adventures there and then fall in love with a pile of metal.
Doorwrathy was shocked that she ran outside to hear rising music. She gets back to the farm and climbs onto a tractor wheel. A tsunami was appearing and it was gonna be the beat drop so when it happened Doorwrathy was thrown inside of the tire and whipped away. She saw two men playing cards and a witch in her journey but she thought she was tripping.

Meahnwhale
The current citizens of Oompa Loompa factory were terrified when the evil weekud weeaboo of the
Estate was yelling at them to get her a Big Mac with a Big Mac and chicken nuggets and fries and a large soda inside of the original Big Mac. Then a tire landed on her. The citizens cheered for the tire of good fortune. Then an alien popped out of the tire and they all died. Then the glazed donut the grate appeared
She said "guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl you are waked up in dahead Keelung all deez peoplz wif yo uglay fece!"
Doorwrathy was like "wher r I? How du i geet hum?"
Den glazed donut be like" follow dem yellow brick roads. Watch out for the red" then she dieded

Ok Doorwrathy follow the red brick road leave the yellow. So she got back into her tire. She went down the red brick road antil a chicken stopped her. Doorwrathy got so mad that she yelled "ROADBLOCK WE GOTSA PROBLEMO"*shotgun appears out of nowhere*"I WILL BE BACK I AM ON A CHEEKUN HUNT!" So she shot all the chicken and met a scarecrow oddly named jimmy.

"Halp meh! i ahm a sexeh scarcruw namd jummi!" Jimmy called. Doorwrathy looked madly at him and invited som girls ova 4 ah pillo fite. she used jimmy as a pillow.

THREE AND A HALF DAYS LATER

so jimmy was a pile of straw so Doorwrathy jumped back into her tire and rode on to the sunset until she was stopped by a flying Iphone 6S+ (rose gold) she got out of the tire and saw sum Apple trees (^__^) so she tried to pick an Iphone 5S from the ground. Da tree started dancing

Once it stopped da tree spoke "Who dares disrupt the ceremony of reviving seve hobs?" Doorwrathy ignored him and grabbed the iPhone 5S and ran away. Se saw a pile of metal and fell in love with it. She meked uot wif eet and went bak tu har tyur she and da metal drove off intill dey saw the scarryst ting efar! A giant target!(the store) so she wen en and bot stuf at deescoun prece and deednet pey fore it. She run out of store with randum stuf and a giunt tygur! AppaRANTly hee wuz humluss sew Doorwrathy kiked him tew spece. She drove off from target

Two seconds after driving away

Doorwrathy saw a sandWITCH shop and and ordered da west special (thinking it was Kanye) and saw it. She spilt all over da sammich to se nu kanyee and it melted. All da peepoles Wur heppeh and danced.so Doorwrathy walked out like a boss and the  pile of metal turned into kanyee yee so they drove to de pokemon sapphire sitee and drove up to ZEE GRATE UND POVAFUL OOMPA LOOMPA FACTORY JA! Saw through the disquise and tore down the whole city. 

Three years later

Doorwrathy and tinye west wer mared and dey leevd awn ah meme farm in Oompa Loompa factory the end.

SEYANARA FROM JIMMY!

That is Zee end of ziz chaptere humez