Hey it is me AZG! And another unfortunate tale of me. I remember it well it was around 12:00pm and I wasThe school classroom Eating a sandwich. So three people who were Anolisa, Ziarta, and Blaze were walking up to me.  To keep identities intact I am changing the names... And whynot the gender. So the newly named Pedro, Stephen,and Edgar, also a new character is my friend in questioning, by my phisical and mental sanity; Brenda.who isn't on wattpad so don't go looking chums.

Meh I was Sittin there eatin lunch all focused on da details like um how much ham or cheese meltiness or if it even was a sandwich, like I would check if it was just breakfast in disquise, or supper in between two sliced prices of 100% pure white, store bought bread with light melted butter sprayed on top and toasted over a frying pan greased with more butter for flavour. Ingredients placed perfectly. The meat totally prosessed and stick to the layers of butter the cheese expertly cut And puts it staght I'm just kidding. So dey be like
"Yo EMW!*Who be Anolisa Ziarta and Blaze bro?" I finish me shamwash and I be like

"awh mah gawsh it is totally like a secrat so like leave me alone or I will like slap you and whatnot" (again just using language to cover up the actual words used in real life because gender swap) (* EMW stands for ExpertMakeupWearer)(#hitting all the stereotypes in all the wrong ways) so they move away and I hear that the gym is open. So I go and join a game of ring roulette
(Not the actual game)

A lil whale later

I had came back to my seat been taken by Brenda. (Rant alert) just so URRRRRERRGH! I MEAN DOES "SHE" HAVE ENOUGH COMMON DECENCY TO DO WHEN SOMEONE ASKS POLITELY!!!! HUMANS ARE STUPID THESE DAYS! ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY!!!! TECHNOLOGY!!!!!! UGGH!

(Rant hopefully over) So I be like "um excuse me can I please have my seat back *Shudders coldly* Brenda..." And she be like "phsssh no way hozay!" So I act weird and I get banished.I scoot back until Pedro decides to let me back in. So I rush and scoot back and Pedro be like sorray you too late you banished (rekt son). So *shudders coldly* Brenda went to hrow something in the garbage I took the chance to get back my seat. So I scurry back to the crowd and grab it. I get back to the EMW kingdom and sit down. Ahhhhh comfort. Until Pedro (CURSE... Stop Ranting! WELL YOU SHOULD SHUT IT!... Sorry, rantingfandomking was talking.) blabs about how I regained Lost property. So *Shudders coldly( man I should probably go inside)* Brenda comes over and I ran away. Bad. Mistake. She came at me swinging. Literally. So I stabled myself to a desk when Brenda Came from Behind and kneed me, right in the tailbone. Owch. I crawled back to the group and tried to sit down. Ow it hurt. I laid myself on he ground. I kept complaining that it hurts. Until Pedro made a deal with me. If I get up he'd give me a potato chip. So I stumbled up slowly. And later I got a potato chip :D

One Day Later

Lunch was over math had begun. Math had begun. So an hour of Americans vs Petopians (I was petopian but I was accepted as an American 🇺🇸. So that hour passed and it was LA. So I go and sit down in my usual spot, and this "guy" who I will call Michel, sat down and started talking with me. 

He says" you gotta boyfriend?"
And I was like "no."
And he was like "you wanna date me?"
And I answered with "..."
He said "You can't taken... But I can get you one." So he turns around to Edgar and says "date EMW."
And I rushed in and was like "No! Stop just a second I don't want one!" Before he could answer.

So that is a chapter with two story's
SHOUTOUTS!
To maacchh
And emk1569
And pay189
And SierraF_27
Okay guys PEACE OUT!

That's the end of the chapter homies