Mr. AZG, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Type my username (like a boss)
Forget password (like a boss)
Finally remember it (like a boss)
Look at Notifications  (like a boss)
Reply to comments (like a boss)
My works list (like a boss)
Open book (like a boss)
Promote other book (like a boss)

Hit the writing phase (like a boss)
Get writers block (like a boss)
Throw iPad at the wall (like a boss)
Storm off and play Xbox (like a boss)
Walk to retrieve my iPad (like a boss)
Eat and write (like a boss)
Demand a cake (like a boss)
Eat something (like a boss)

Hack a robot (like a boss)
No New followers  (like a boss)
5th hour passes (like a boss)
Shite I can't write anything (like a boss)
Buy some gum (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh  man, I can't fit the whole pack in my mouth!

Randomness  (like a boss)
Suck at writing (like a boss)
Jump out a metaphorical  windows (like a boss)
Suck at Googleing (like a boss)
Drink some coke (like a boss)
Crash my iPad  (like a boss)
Suck at raging  (like a boss)
Eat some chicken wings (like a boss)

Chop a part off (like a boss)
Black out on the couch (like a boss)
Meet a giant pig (like a boss)
Scoop his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a robot (like a boss)
Clean my room (like a boss)
Escape into the Sun (like a boss)
Now Three days have passed (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You drank coke and ate cake.
Oh yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about eating pig brains?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a boss)