A'ight frens, here's how this works:

1. Some names have been changed for privacy reasons. If I happened to use your name, it's completely accidental.

2. All of these are true, but there are in no order. One story I'm six, next I'm eleven. Yepp.

3. ABSOLUTELY NO CUSSING OR ANYTHING IN THE COMMENTS. NONE. AT ALL. OKAY? OKAY.

4. There's no way in Queenie's Cage you can offend me so make fun of me and my insane self as much as you like 👁️👄👁️