—𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙊𝙉 𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃!

❛❛ 𝙈𝘼𝙔𝘽𝙀 𝘽𝙀𝙉 𝙄𝙎 𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏. ❜❜

~ ☂︎︎ ~

"𝙆𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙎, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 need a fucking back story," I said while rolling my eyes. "Come on (Y/N), you used to be so much more fun back in the day! So, how old was I when I had you? 16? And your mother, that slut, we met at the disco. Oh my god, the sex was amaaaaazing." Five and I sighed. "What about your situation? Are you guys siblings? Oh, how about dating?" He squinted at us. "Oh, what an adorable young couple!" he said, sighing dramatically. Five and I both blushed at the thought. Klaus looked at something behind us. "Yes, I know Ben. They're cute, aren't they?"

Five and I both looked behind us. "Ben is here?"

"Oh yeah. He keeps talking about "shipping you two" or something."

I looked at Five and he shrugged. "Ok Klaus, let's go," I said, dragging him by the sleeve of Dad's old suit.

~ ☂︎︎ ~

𝙒𝙀 𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 down at a table in front of the doctor. "I'm sorry, like I said to your son and daughter-"

"Son and his girlfriend," Klaus interrupted. I stepped on his foot under the table and he winced in pain. The doctor sighed. (lol i keep typing doctor but it keeps capitalizing it bc of all of my Doctor Who comments) "I told your son and his girlfriend that all of the information about the prosthetics we build here is strictly confidential without a client's consent."

"We can't get consent unless you give us a name," Five says through gritted teeth. "That's not my problem. There's nothing else I can do-"

"What about my consent?" Klaus says, interrupting the man. "Excuse me?" the doctor asks in confusion. "Who gave you permission to lay your hands on my child and his girlfriend?" I stepped on Klaus's foot once again. "What? I didn't touch them." Oh Klaus, I don't like where this is going. "Then how did they get that busted lip and bruised cheek?"

"They don't have-"

Klaus turns around and punches us. I rubbed my jaw and used my powers to smack him upside the head. Hard. Klaus pouts.

"That wasn't very nice dear sister," he mutters.

"Give me a name, now," Klaus says, turning back to the man. I saw Five smirk, and watched it disappear as he looked at my face. His eyes held concern.

"What's wrong?" I whispered.

He walked up to me to caress my cheek. "Are you ok? It's bruising." I put my hand on his and brought it back down. "I'm fine, Five." I looked back to Klaus and the doctor.

"You're crazy," he told Klaus. "You've got no idea," he said, moving to grab a snow globe off of the man's desk. "Peace on Earth, that's so sweet," Klaus said, before smashing the snow globe on his head. I winced as the pieces of glass scattered all over the mans desk and blood dripped down Klaus's forehead. He grunts in pain. The man reached for the phone. "I'm calling security!" Klaus took the phone from him.

"There's been an assault in Mr. Big's office. We need security now! Schnell!" Klaus yells into the phone before slamming it back down. "Now, here's what's gonna happen, Grant," Klaus says, looking him straight in the eye. "It's Lance," the doctor says, with a frightened look in his eyes. "In about sixty seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood and they're gonna wonder 'What the hell happened?' And we're going to tell them you beat the shit out of us," Klaus says, feigning a pout and cry. Ok, maybe I do like where that went, I thought with a smile.

"Jesus, you are a real sick bastard."

"Tank you."

We followed the doctor into a room with multiple files. "Oh, that's strange," the doctor says, pulling out a file. "What?" Five demands. I place my hand on top of his, and he immediately calms down, giving me a smile. I swear I saw Klaus giggle out of the corner of my eye. "The eye hasn't been purchased by a client yet," he says, causing our faces to fall. "What? What do you mean?" Klaus says, walking over to the doctor. "Well, our logs say the eye with that serial number....that can't be right. It hasn't even been manufactured yet. Where did you get that eye?" I grabbed Five and Klaus and pulled them out before things got out of hand.

"Well this isn't good," Five said with a sigh. "Yeah, I was pretty good though, right? 'Yeah, what about my consent bitch?'" he says, laughing crazily. I looked over at Five, who was frowning deeply. "Klaus, it doesn't matter," he said, sounding upset. "What, what's the big thing about that eye anyway?" Five looked at him, holding up the eye. "There is someone out there who is going to lose this eye within the next seven days. They're going to bring about the end of life on this Earth as we know it."

"Oh? Now I know why you're angry all the time! You must've been horny as hell being stuck in the future!" he says laughing. "And that's why you're hanging with dear (Y/N) here. I remember you told me when we were kids that you lik-"

Five cut him off by covering his mouth. I gave Five a questioning look. He rubbed the back of his neck. "Yeah, yeah, we know you guys are cute. Can I get my twenty (omg it capitalized twenty too) bucks, like, now or what?" Klaus says, starting to walk away. "Your twenty bucks?" Five asks angrily. "Yeah, my twenty bucks," Klaus repeats. "The apocalypse is coming and all you can think about is getting high?"

"Well I'm also quite hungry. Tummy's a rumblin'" he says patting his stomach. I roll my eyes. "You're useless," Five scoffs. He grabs my hand teleports us into a taxi. "Keep driving," he told the frightened cab driver. He looked out the window and waved at Klaus. "Hey! Hey!" Klaus called as we drove away. Sorry, I mouthed at him. I leaned back next to Five. I turned my head. "What was Klaus going to say? The thing you told him as a kid?" Five didn't look at me. "Maybe Ben is right."

"What?"

"Maybe Ben is right," Five repeats. "Maybe we would make a cute couple, or whatever," he says, finally turning to look at me.

"Remember that training day, when Allison was practicing her powers on us?"

"Yeah, why?" I asked. "Do you remember what she made me do?"

𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆

"Today, Number Three is going to test her powers on each of you."

I could see the fear in everyone's eyes, hoping that Allison wouldn't make them do anything stupid. Reginald had her go down the line, starting with Luther.

"I heard rumor, you...gave me a hug?"

It seemed more like a question than a statement. Luther stood in a daze for a moment before engulfing Allison in a hug. She jumped back, surprised, before Luther broke out of the trance and stepped back in line. "You need to be more confident in your statement, it's a command, not a question." She only nodded and continued.

She had gotten Diego to do the chicken dance and Klaus to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. When it came down to Five, she stopped to think. "Hurry up, Number Three, we do not have all day.

"I-I heard a rumor, you told Klaus your deepest, darkest, secret."

He turned and whispered something to Klaus, who looked, excited? He giggled, and Five broke out of trance, stepping back into line. "You tell no one," he said, giving Klaus a stern look.

"Alright, let's continue..."

"Your secret? What was it?" He looked at the window again and then turned back to me. "I was young, it was kinda stupid, but I had a small crush on you. I know, kinda weird now."

"We are still 13."

"Yeah, I guess we are." We both looked at the ground. "Would you say you return those feelings?" I looked at him, a bit surprised.

"Well..."

—𝘼𝙐𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙍'𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙀!
So so so sorry for not
posting. My Wattpad was
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-AJ

QOTD: If you could have one of the Hargreeves' powers, who would it be?

AOTD: Allison or Five. I find both of their powers useful and manipulative