aries: said good morning to someone unironically when it was clearly not morning

taurus: tried to answer a question in math only to find out they were on the wrong unit, moved to correct unit, their answer was still wrong

gemini: screamed and got kicked out of a dunkin donuts because their jacket was in an ice cream cup

cancer: cried because they were so bad at volleyball

leo: ran through a shit ton of snow with their backpack on their stomach and fell

virgo: got in trouble during art class for reading

libra: tripped over a microphone wire in front of their entire school after reading a poem about 9/11

sagittarius: accidentally stuck a middle finger out of their jacket while trying to grab something

capricorn: had an intense fear of taking out the garbage for years because of the bong chong dong ghost comic

aquarius: watched part of boku no pico before realizing their grave mistake

pisces: ate suspicious donuts that someone in their grade that they weren't friends with passed to them while they walked away laughing