i took a selfie yesterday and i looked at it and i was like what the fuck thats not me

this does not look like me!! who is it!! alter ego?! my conscience?? not me!

also, i saw a bug today and i am very, very afraid

if someone could kindly tell me what the FCUK that is it would be greatly appreciated

EDIT: not that anyone cares but after some research online (i should really be a detective) i learned that this fucker is called an ichneumon wasp

wasp

I TOOK THAT PICTURE FIVE INCHES AWAY FROM IT, I COULD HAVE DIED

i mean the stinger on it was actually harmless but i didnt know that

in the pic i took it was injecting its eggs into the tree. i would have killed it had i known it was trying to make more hell spawn