Chapter 6 Why I hate the gym
"Leap, forward leap. Flip" Said the Leaper, who was jumping on the side of a tall building, while me and Spider man are chasing him on the Mystic Spider cycle and yes i am driving again, because i don't trust Spider man at driving, at all "C'est bon, C'est magnifique!"
Wade, what the heck he just said? i think i forgot how to speak French (Deadpool: It's okay, it's beautiful! or something along those lines) thx (Deadpool: no problem)
~meanwhile somewhere else~ 3rd person
Dr. Ock was looking as one of his screens, watching the duo riding the Mystic Spider cycle, going after the jumping villain, "my employer will pay handsomely at the delivery of Spider man and Mystic Pink, Taskmaster"
the villain behind Dr. Ock glared a bit at the man in front of him, "a guy with four arms should be able to grab one bug and one....thing by himself, Octavius"
"yeah" Dr. Ock turned to face Taskmaster then walked somewhere else, "i don't get out much"
"their moves I could master, my powers cover that" Taskmaster said as he put his hand on the screen where the duo were still chasing the Leaper, and scan them "but the tech and magic makes it trickier, no wonder why your employer is eager"
~back with your fav mage and Spider person~
"you suck-a-tude knows no bounds, Batroc!" Spider man said to our least fav person that might drank to much coffee, Spidey shot a web at him. We just made it to the roof, as Spider man got pulled off the cycle and slammed into a water tower the fell on the roof.
He was getting dragged around and git slammed into everything cuz his web was on Leape's ankle, when the Leaper went under a billiard, Spider man went face first into it.
I was just enjoying Spider man getting thrown around like a rag doll, KARMA FOR DRINKING MY COFFEE THIS MORNING!!!
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Me: Batroc the leaper, so off the radar. S.H.E.I.L.D doesn't have a real file on him
Spider man: what's to know?
Me and Spider man: he's French and he leaps
Me: anyways I'm letting my friend park the Mystic spider- cycle
Spider man: wait which fri-
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Spider man began slowly sliding down the billboard and the Leaper popped his head from under the billboard and said, "and the bug goes splat"
Leaper tried to make a run for it, but I just jumped onto his back and kept him there.
'Spider man, Mystic Pink' White tiger thought/said, appearing out of no where (Deadpool: Marvel powers), makes sense, 'Nick Fury says get back to S.H.I.E.L.D HQ for training'
'Just because he's the director of S.H.E.I.L.D doesn't mean he can boss me around' Spider man thought/said as he dangled from a web in front of her.
I raised my hand, 'ditto....I did not just do a Pokémon pun' (Deadpool: sure you didn't)
'besides, Fury will be the first to say going solo on B-listers like Batroc is training' Spider man thought/said to our female tiger teammate.
'does to really count as solo if you and me are working together on this one?' I thought/asked, I didn't really need a answer to that.
'Pink...shut up and let me talk us out of it. Anyways don't be so official White tiger. When life gives you Batroc, make French toast' Spider man thought/said, i could tell he was smiling under his mask.
Before White tiger or I could say anything, Leaper kicked me off him and then kicked Spider man in the face sending him flying, Leaper got back on his feet and said, "a boot to the face"
White tiger tried to catch Leaper but he jumped over to Spider man and head butted him right into J, Jonah. Jameson's billboard.
"to expose to all this new threats we won't rest until-" Jameson went on his little rant again as per normal (Deadpool: can I just kidnap him and hire MJ to fill his place) I wish.
'way to go it alone' White tiger thought/said, slightly glaring at Web head, 'get lazy even the lame ones can splatter you. that's what training is for. That and mastering new tools like electric claws' she bloated as she activated her eclectic claws.
'since when you get new tech?' I thought/ask White tiger. (Deadpool: well you learn new spells and magical toys and realm and stuff once or twice a month. You are in no room to be salty about White tiger getting new tech toys) *sigh* true. at least I have my magic stuff, take that Leo. you and your boring normal magic books.
"Leap! the leap is life!" Leaper began jumping over to White tiger. They began jumping from building to building as Leaper kept saying 'leap'.
White tiger cut a water tower with her electric claw, making him go sideways and fall into one of Spider man's webs.
"is Spider man and his partner students at midtown high?-" J. Jonah. Jameson asked as Leaper flew into the build board, "Recently it was attacked and they were there"
'where does he get that stuff?' Spider man asked as we away.
'honestly i have no clue' I said. Wade did you tell him? (Deadpool: oh heck to the no. I'm not that crazy to tell HIM that. Maybe a super villain that you might never see again, but not him) .... good to know.
~somewhere else with Dr. Ock~ 3rd person
Task Master punches the screen angerly where Dr. Ock and him ere watch our lovely superheroes defeat the Leaper.
"Task Master, i have to pay for that you know, you know" The guy who need a- er I mean, Dc. Ock said calmly as he watch Task Master.
On the cracked screen, Task Master saw Spider man and Mystic Pink go down on a building. Spider man did a cool backflip when going down the building. Task Master did back flip, the same one that Spider man did.
"high school, huh?" Task Master asked in thought, now getting a idea "can't wait. I'm great with kids"
He watch as Spider man and Mystic Pick web and Flew around the city.
~Time skip to the next day by Deadpool's no logic~
Cookie's POV
I ran into school, i was a little bit late since i was training with Dr. Strange for a few hours before school started. I was lucky enough that Peter told Colson before hand about me training with Strange. (Deadpool: tell me are you gonna be scolded for this?) *sigh* most likely. In school or out of school i still find a way to get scolded for something.
I made it to the cafeteria where I hear Coulson talking, "and so all city campuses are on high alert. Report any suspicious persons immediately."
only to seconds later, Peter walked into the cafeteria and stands next to me.
"huh, i see two right now" Flash said, pointing at us, oh NOW YOU WANNA FR**KING PRETEND I'M HERE!!!!!! (Deadpool: *grabs gun*) Please go slightly easy on him after this okay Wade? (Deadpool: no promises) *sigh* (Vemon: IT'S PART OF THE STORY DON'T HURT ME!!) Past you get hit....or shot.
Everyone started laughing and Flash fist bump one of his friends. Of course, not our friends....maybe Ivan and Sam are.
I sighed as Peter and I walk over to Ava.
'Pretty good show with Batac zee leaper, huh Ava?' Peter said/thought in the mind link that i forgot the close, doing face accent when saying Batac's name.
"you should have let me remind you" Venom said in the back part of my head.
'shut up' I told him, if it were possible, I can hear him roll his eyes.
'lapse training, late for school. Good show Parker' Ava said/thought as she looked at us with a straight face then looked away. Then I ended the mind link.
Peter looked slightly offended and did bunny ears behind her head.
Me and Peter made it over to MJ and Harry and sat next to them.
"hey Pete, C" Harry said as he looked at us, "they're saying Spidey and Pink goes to this school. Girls loves heroes. Help me spend the rumor that I'm Spider man and that i know Mystic Pink"
"It probably is you Harry and there is a good chance Cookie is Mystic Pink. Who else can afford all those webbing Spider man squirts around and who else has pink hair and is 4'5?" MJ asked.
I can't tell if I should be offend by that last comment or impressed that she is the only normal one that pretty much found out that I was a super hero. (Deadpool: well fanfic logic, People are idiots here or idk Dr. Strange put a spell on everyone to make them dumb when your Mystic Pink) Probably. Now cover story go-
"MJ, you know for a FACT that after school, I have a business to run and keep Peter from doing something reckless. Also i need sleep" I said, hopefully that would convince her.
MJ rolled her eyes a bit, not 100% believing what i said.
"and Spider man doesn't squirt, he shots" Peter said then he looked at Harry, "and i don't think it's a good idea for pose as him and portend to know Mystic Pink right now-"
Flash came out of know where and pushed Peter out of his seat and took his place, "speaking of squirts"
I went to go help Peter off the floor, oh how much i wanna turn this dude into a frog or something dumb.....actually that's a good idea, Wade remind me to try and steal Dr. Strange's book later (Deadpool: i will)
After i help Peter up, he went up to Flash and had a glaring contest like Naruto and Sasuke did in ep 2.
Before all heck breaks loose, Coulson calls our last names "Thompson, Parker, Z pay attention. your gym teacher Mr. Molskin will be out due to a freakish accident after last nights"
~Taskmasters flash back~ somewhat 3rd person
It was after the game and Mr. Molskin was walking around the park collecting something. He was currenting taking the football away until he was thrown into the air like in one of those old cartoon.
TaskMaster came out from his hiding spot and slightly smiled behind his mask, "well Coach, looks like you finally broke that state field goal record"
~end of flash back~ Back to Cookie's P.O.V
What happened did he do? did he pull the Setsuna and fell into a trap or something? (Deadpool: only if you knew) what? (Deadpool: nothing) wait you can't just-
before i could argue with Deadpool anymore, some dude i never seen before showed up.
"Mr. Jager will be your substitute teacher until further notice" Coulson said to everyone. Okay, i don't need Spider sense to tell me dude is creepy, i mean...who smiles that wide besides the joker or pennywise?
"I look forward to the challenge of unlocking your....hidden talents" Mr. Jager said, as he eye everyone like he was some horror movie villian. I could literally could feel Venom about to take control and attack this dude.
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Peter: awkward phrasing or veiled threat?
Me: you be the judge
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~Time skip brought to you by Deadpool eating pancakes~ (Deadpool: anyone want any? no? okay more for me then)
All of us were in the gym and in our gym cloths, which in my opinion are really bad cuz in the gym is REALLY cold and this thing aren't warm at ALL.
Also btw I'm sitting on the bench because Dodgeball isn't really my thing (Deadpool: and beating up bad guys is?) point taken, but the coach did offered me to sit out on playing the game since I'm "to young" to play this type of game. Good thing I stop physical ageing until I reach my thousands. (Deadpool: is there a age limit for dodgeball?) I don't even know.
"DODGEBALL!" Flash yells from the other side from the gym with his team and throws a red dodgeball at Peter.
"WAIT!!" Peter screamed, putting his hand up like just don't care, but didn't even made a effort to move.
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Me: are you gonna move or what?!
Peter: Hey, I could in fact dodge this ball
Me: then why don't you?
Peter: Because I choose not to in order to protect my identity and thus all the kids in the school. Even king jerk Flash Thompson, who has it all but still thinks he has to get one up on me
Me: I'm happy I'm siting this out cuz from what you said made no sense to me
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The ball hit Peter in the face and send him into the ground. I swear he could have just dodge that, just not as cool as he would have done it as Spider man. (Deadpool: agreed)
"You lose, again" Flash said to Peter, who got up. Then Flash hit him in the face again with another dodgeball.
Ava and Kagura walked over to Peter, who was lying down on the floor. Ivan was laughing his butt off in the background at Peter and Spike gave his older adopted brother a weird look.
"Jeez, Parker. A little overkill just to remain your cover" Ava said, before chuckling slightly when she saw the dodgeball.
Kagura picked up the dodge ball and looked at it, and smirked "is that your faceprint?"
Now it was my turn to laugh.
~mini time skip~
We were all lined up on a black line and Mr. Jager was walking back and fourth in front of us.
"I'm looking for a student to compete in the citywide athletic achievement contest" Mr. Jager said to us, wait since when we had a contest?, "i want see everything you've got into in this obstacle course. Push yourselves to the limit. Don't give me less than 110 percent"
Ava looked over at me and Peter, "you two can learn a thing from him"
"how to creep people out?" Peter asked her.
"or to somewhat act like a person from a horror movie?" I asked, making Ava rolled her eyes.
Before our mini talk could continue, Mr. Jager began taking, "Mr. Thomson. Go!"
"I'll show you how it's done" Flash smirks before heading to the wall and climbing it and jumping over it. He ran through the tire obstacle, each foot hopping through them. He had a little trouble on the beam part but got across it. He grabbed ahold of the rope and swung over a small pool of water before jumping over a beam and through a tire.
"you could be promising" I hear Jager mutter, "Very promising"
Okay, if i push my whole movie villian thing aside then I'll think he is saying that cuz Flash is doing a okay-ish job, but I think this dude is creepy. He is planning of kidnapping Flash.....oh well, suck to be Flash. (Deadpool: Feed him to the wolves)
"First to finish" Flash said, smiling, "good, huh coach? am i in?"
Jager ignored him, "okay, next one up. GO! Ayala!"
Of course, Ava passed with flying colors, as she normally does.
"Next! Rand!"
Nothing less form Danny, he did a pretty good job.
"Next! Osborn!"
Harry had trouble with the tires, but still passed.
"Amitola!"
Kagura did amazing, I guess that war experience payed off.
"Olivers!"
Maire passed as well. Was it really a surprise?
"Ivan Stuka!"
Ivan did pretty good, better then Flash.
"Cage!"
When Luke tried going through the tire, he got stuck, " Can we get some man-sized tires up in here, people? seriously!"
The fire emblem duo, Ivan and Kagura had to pull Luke out off the tire, with the help of some other people.
"Z!" Mr. Jager called on me after Luke was freed from the tire, "your next"
I sighed, (Deadpool: you'll do fine) Hopefully, i was never great at this types of things. Well better put that S.H.I.E.L.D and war experience to use.
So I'm gonna skip the details cuz I'm a little lazy, but long story short. I passed, but I mostly had trouble with the wall climbing, the ties and the beam since I'm more used to flying then anything else.
"Mr. Parker. Your last" Mr. Jager said, looking at our favorite web head.
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Peter: how sweet of it would it be to show them all what i could really do?
Me: sweeter then sugar?
Peter: I'd move on to the citywide championships
Me: The rest of our team have a better chance of doing that then us both combine
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Peter began daydreaming about what it would be like in the championships or something like that.
"You can begin anytime today" Mr. Jager said, pulling Peter back into reality, "the course doesn't run itself Mr. Parker"
Peter went to the beginning of the course. He did a few stretches' and began bolting to the rock wall. He jumped into the air and grabbed the top of the wall and pulled himself up, but.....he failed. I swear I'm sometimes ashamed of calling him my best friend.
Mr. Jager sighed in disappointment, then looked at Harry, Danny, Flash, Ivan, Kagura and Maire "I'll see you six here tomorrow for the final cut. Rand, Osborn, Thompson, Stuka, Olivers, Amitola. The rest of you, anemic"
"Tomorrow?" Danny asked, surprised, "Saturday?"
"oh come on! who the f*** what's to wake up early on a Saturday?" Ivan asked, glaring daggers at the coach. (Deadpool: he is probably gonna kill him tomorrow when he gets the chance) maybe
"Did i stutter?" and with that my dear readers, he walked and he's own stretches'.
"Kagura Maire, Danny, Flash, Ivan and Harry?" Ava began to lose her temper, oh grandpa, "Harry?"
Harry waved at me and Peter and went away to leave us with a angry Ava.
"I aced that thing. Why am i not a finalist? because I'm not as good as Kagura and Maire?" Ava asked, putting her hands on her hips.
I patted Ava's back, "Girl, it's no big deal. Why can't you be happy for them? even if they are with a creepy teacher"
"Are you only person on earth that sees school on Saturday as a good thing?" Peter asked Ava, who just gave him a death stare.
"Fury is so right" Luke, Spike, Ivan and Danny made some weird hand gestures behind Peter's back saying it was time to go and left before Ava can drag them into this conversion, "You're soft. You know i say we show Mr. Jager who can do what. You, Me and Cookie" should have left when i got the chance, "are going to come back to school tomorrow. List or no list and run that course again"
"If I'm late, you two can start without me. finish to. I'm beat. I have tomorrow set aside for sleep" Peter fake yawed.
"Ava, Ava, Ava.....did your forget i run a business." I ask my friend, "I'm luck to make time for School, spending time with you guys and go on missions and such. Also to make time to train under you know who" (Deadpool: you really don't wanna go tomorrow?) Other then Ava, who would?
Peter looked at Mr. Jager, "Doesn't that Jager creep you out?" It's clear in his voice that one of the many reasons why he doesn't want to go tomorrow.
"I work with a guy who feet sticks to walls and a girl who is from another universe and has wolf ears and a tail" Ava points out, "Nothing creeps me out"
~mini timeskip~ 3rd person
It was late at night and of course school is over. Coulson walked into his office with some papers and sat in his chair and turned on his computer, little did he know someone was there with him.
The mask figure walked closer to him, "Coulson" just when Coulson looked at the person who spoke, he was knocked out cold. The person was reveled to be Taskmaster.
"Good to see you again" Taskmaster said, garbing Coulson's hand and place it on the scanner, opening S.H.I.E.L.D's hologram of the school "even better to see that S.H.I.E.L.D assed security enhancements of the school. That makes my life, much easier. Spider man's, Mystic pink's, not so much."
~timeskip to next day~ back to Cookie's P.O.V
I was already awake before Peter, like normal. I was doing papers on the computer for something is didn't feel like reading everything. I sometimes use my magic to look into Peter's dream. It's mostly people celebrating Spider man and J. Jonah. Jameson saying we're not a menace or something. My brain just logs out cuz it was still so early my brain is not working. Wait, what time is it again?
"i hate paper work, why does Dad have to make me do his work?" I began rambling to myself, Then i heard my phone rang. When I looked at my Phone, I saw Ava was calling. Oh sh** I forgot.
I picked up, "Hi Ava, what's-"
"get Peter on the phone now. I was to talk to both of you" Ava said, it was clear as day she was upset and worried. So I break into Peter's room "Wake up!!" I used a water spell on him to wake him up. It worked.
"Wh-what?" Peter asked, clearly annoyed.
"Peter, Cookie. Have you two heard from Harry, Ivan, Kagura or Maire?" Ava asked, it as clear she was worried, also she sounded a little angry we're not there sooner.
Peter fully woke up, "We're not late for training!"
"Look, somethings wrong. we can't get into the school" Ava said, wait we-, "the fence is electrified!"
"It's Saturday. Why are you-" Then Peter asked the big questions here, "Did you say the schools electrified?! and who else is there with you?"
"hi" Spike said, kinda shy when he talks over the phone, he is normally like that when someone forces him to talk, "Ivan when to the school a few hours ago. He hasn't texted me or called me"
"You two get over here now" Ava said as she hang up the phone.
Little did she know, we're right next to her in our superhero get up. "Quick enough for you?" Spidey asked Ava and Spike.
Ava and Spike had to do a double take.
"That's right. we're that good" Spider man smiled as Ava growled and Spike sighed. I'm to used to his behavior to even have a reaction.
After Ava and Spike got change into their super heroes clothes, we jumped/fly over the fence, without touching it may i add and landed on the other side. (Deadpool: LIKE A BO$$!!) is that joke getting old? (Deadpool: nope)
'somethings up' Beast thought/said, 'no screaming.....Ivan's in trouble'
'we should call Coulson' White tiger thought/said, looking at her call link.
'NO!' Spider man thought/said, making me and Beast jump in surprise, 'we should do this solo on this. You know, together. We can handle this. S.H.I.E.L.D added security to protect the school from well, for us. Probably just a misfire'
'this is a start of a horror movie' I thought/said, (Deadpool: What's up with you and horror movies' this chapter?) idk. I earned a weird looked from my teammates, but we walked to the school's doors and somehow, it was unlocked.
'i mean, who electrifies a fence and leaves the door unlock?' Spider man thought/asked as he walked into the school, White tiger, Beast and I walked after him.
Beast was holding his twin daggers as I flew around.
White tiger stepped into a puddle of water, ew, 'Dark. Creepy. Dank'
'I told you not go to school on a Saturday' Spider man thought/said, I'm starting to think of dank memes....speaking of memes. Normally Marie will send a lot of memes to us over the weekends....sh**
"Hello?! is anyone there?!" a voice cut me out of my thought. We all ran/fly down the hall, following the trail of water, "Help! Help! Cn anyone hear me? oh i sure could use a hand"
When we got there. We saw our janitor, Stan Lee, being pinned to wall by a giant metal claw thing that was coming out of the floor, I swear that claw is giving me flashbacks of-
"I've got myself into quite the pickle here. Oh if Irving Forbush could see me now" Stan said, cutting me off from my bad memories.
"Hang tight Janitor guy. We'll get you out" Spider man said out loud and helped the poor man out of the dragon looking hand thing.
Beast made sure our lovely Janitor Stan was alright as Spider man walked over to us, "Mucho malfunction security system"
"oh my" Stan said as he wipes his forehead with a clothes, then we heard a clicked sound.
"Don't move" White Tiger said, we all froze in place until the floor underneath Janitor Stan vanished and he fell. He yelled until we heard a thud.
"Wow" Janitor Stan said, "there' a lot of wax build-up down here"
'ew gross' Me and Beast said as we had a grossed out/creeped out look.
'Who build the security?' Spider man thought/asked, 'Dr. Doom?!'
'maybe' I thought/said, 'maybe Fury borrowed some blue prints from him'
The four of us stood up and continued looking through the school. When we made it to Coulson's office, White tiger spoke up, or thought to us? idk, 'I'm calling Coulson'
Before she could actually call Coulson Spider man Thought/said, when he look inside Coulson's office, 'no phone needed. he's...here'
'on a Saturday?' White tiger thought/asked as she walked over to us, "agent Coulson?"
'I mean, we're here on a Saturday' Beast points out.
Spider man begin to open the office door.
"Don't come into my office!" Coulson tried to warn us, sadly, to late. We all saw he was hanging by his ankles from the ceiling. All he was wearing was his underpants and a white muscle shirt. (Deadpool: how did this happened?) was that sarcasm? (Deadpool: maybe)
"I can see why you wanted to be alone" Spider man joked and me and Beast covered our eyes, "nice tighty whities"
"The whole school is rigged" Coulson informed us, "Taskmaster corrupted the S.H.I.E.L.D security tech"
"Who?" White tiger asked.
"Assassin" Coulson answered, "Hates me, hates Fury"
Beast eyes widen, uncovering his eyes "wait, we have to contact Fury. He could help"
"You can't" Coulson said bluntly, "he jammed the frequencies. You should have come to school today"
'told you' Spider man thought/said to White tiger, earning a growl from her.
Coulson ignored our mini mind chat, "Work on getting yourselves out of here than find Fury. Don't waste time on me, and definitely don't go after Taskmaster alone. He's a combat chameleon, Do you understand?"
"Wait, he's bitten by a radioactive chameleon?" Spider man asked, i can't tell if he was going or the stupid part of himself is coming.
We heard a scream, then we heard someone yelled 'shut up'
'That's Harry's scream'' Me and Spider man thought/said at the same time, but Spider man couldn't leave it there.
'I remember that scream from slasher movie night' He thought/said. Yes memories.
'and that was definitely Ivan. He is so gonna yell at me when this is over. come on!' Beast thought/said as we ran/fly out of Coulson's office
We ran/fly so fast we couldn't hear Coulson say, "if Taskmaster sees you do it, he could do it. fight him once he is as good as you. got it?"
We turn the next corner as we continued to hear Harry scream.
'What did Coulson say?' White tiger thought/asked as we continued to run/fly.
'don't know, don't care' I thought/said as i continue to fly. Great now I sound like Ruby from Steven universe.
'have no idea ether, didn't hear him' Spider man thought/said, then our Spidey senses went off.
'Spidey sense get down!' Me and Spider man thought/said as we all jumped and fly around the hall trying to avoid flying awarders being thrown at us. Wait, one of those were my art award!! Fury is gonna get me a new one! (Deadpool: or i can steal one) maybe
'If flash and Harry are here at least Danny, Ivan, Kagura and Maire are here to protect them' Spider man thought/said as he dodge awards.
'knowing Ivan, he will try and let Flash die on purpose' Beast thought/said.
'why can i actually see that?' I thought/asked as i started using my magic to protect myself.
~with the others~
Flash, Harry, Danny, Ivan, Kagura and Maire are running for their lives as they are being chanced by Taskmaster.
"He's right behind us!" Harry said as he ran as fast as he could.
"Keep running!!" Flash yelled as he ran ahead.
Maire tried to calm them down a bit "Everything is gonna be fine"
"slow and steady dudes, slow and-" Danny said, but for he could continue, Flash triggered a trap, a S.H.I.E.L.D wall began coming down, "watch out!"
"idiots" Ivan said, as he pushed Flash and Harry under the wall and moved them to the other side. Even though he hated Flash and kinda wanted him to die, he didn't want to be the bad guy.
"Ivan?!" Harry asked, surprise, "Ivan! Kagura! Danny! Maire!"
"Get to safety" Kagura said, as her and her team got into a fighting stance as Taskmaster showed up and also got into a fighting stance.
Danny was the first to take on Taskmaster, he tried kicking him, but Taskmaster grabbed him foot and throwed him into the lockers.
Maire tried attacking Taskmaster by going in for a kick to the head, while he wasn't looking, but Taskmaster saw it coming and dodged it just in time. Maire looked at him and glared at him.
"Your technique..." Taskmaster said, as he saw Danny standing in front of him.
"years of study in k'un lung" Danny said, then began attacking Taskmaster again, but he dodge each one.
Ivan and Kagura were about to join in, nut Maire stopped them, "lets see hoe this plays out, if things goes south we jump in" She said.
Danny mange to kick Taskmaster into a locker.
"Years for you, seconds for me" Taskmaster said as Danny's fist glowed gold and began trying to attack Taskmaster again, but Taskmaster dodge quickly and then used Danny's moves against him, sending Danny flying back.
"Danny!" his 3 teammates yelled as they saw Danny hit the floor as Taskmaster walked up to him
"who taught you... that move?" Danny asked Taskmaster, out of breath.
"you did. These to" Taskmaster said, Kagura grabbed her sword and began running up to Taskmaster to protect Danny from more harm.
Taskmaster turned around and punch Kagura in the guts and throw her to the lockers. Ivan opened his locker and got his back up SPAS assault shotgun and began shooting at Taskmaster, but much to his disappointment, Task master has a bullet proof vest on. Maire went to go help Kagura. (Deadpool: if it were possible, Takumi teleport here and shot Taskmaster in the head for hurting Kagura)
Danny went to attack Taskmaster again, but ended up getting his butt kicked again.
Danny looked at his three teammates and whispered, "get out of here!" before passing out
The other three, hesitantly made a quick and quit get away from Taskmaster when he wasn't looking.
Taskmaster walked up to a knocked out Danny, "you were good kids, but not the ones i'm looking for"
~timeskip and back with your favorite heroes~ Cookie's P.O.V
When we got passed the traps, we saw Flash and Harry running up the stairs. I wouldn't see our teammates but I'm sure they are okay.
"there they are" I said as i saw one of my male best friends and one a the few people i hate.
when we got up the stairs and opened the door slightly i heard Flash and Harry.
"you think he's behind us?" Flash asked as he ran in front of Harry.
"I'm not looking" Harry said as he ran.
Where is Danny, Maire, Ivan and Kagura?
Before i could think about them more, Taskmaster jumped in front of Flash and Harry.
"Which of you are gonna change into Spider man and call Mystic pink before anyone else gets hurt?" Taskmaster asked, does he think those two are Spider man. Please, Harry is kinda a chicken and Flash is to tall and way more cowardly then Harry to ever be Spider man.
'they're in danger' Spider ma thought/said.
'well no sh** sherlock' I thought/sassed him, i'm taking after my aunt to much.
'it's the moment you've been training for' White tiger thought/said as she faked laugh, 'oh wait, that's right. you never train'
'i think he's to busy daydreaming about being famous and pigging out to train' Beast joined in on our mini sass fun.
Spider man glared at us.
Our fun was cut short as Harry and Flash turned around and run. A net came out and trapped Harry while Flash continued to run. Coward.
"Flash!" Harry's voice was filled with panic, probably crack a bit, "Don't leave me here"
"Hey, I'm the strongest guy in school" Flash said, yeah right. Only in his dreams, "but I'm no Spider man!" and with that he ran away and skidded at a corner and down another hall.
Taskmaster walked over to Harry, making my body freeze up, Taskmaster eyed Harry, who flinched in fear as Taskmaster scoffed.
"you're obviously not him" Taskmaster walked passed Harry and went after the school bully, Flash. He has a sword on him, "come out Spider, Witch. It's go time" He growled as he ran the tip along side the lockers, as if to scare Flash out. When the sword when over Peter's locker, i saw Flash's face through the vents. Wait did-
"did you leave your locker unlock, Webs?" a male voice asked behind us.
We were about to scream until hands cover our mouths, When we got a good look at them, It was Ivan, Kagura and Maire in their superhero get up.
'where did you-?' I thought/asked shock, lost for words, but i notice Danny is missing, 'where is Danny?'
'long story short, Taskmaster kicked out butts and Danny hold him off long enough for us to escape' Rainbow slayer thought/said, it was clear she felt guilt for leaving Danny behind.
'hopefully he is alright' Beast thought/said, worried.
White tiger sighed, 'Flash is in your locker. What's the plan?'
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Devil mini Spider: Don't move a muscle. Let him do whatever with Flash first
Angle mini Spider: Man, i have to agree. Flash does deserve his comeuppance and then you could-
Spider man: Only Flash could get these two to agree on something *webs Devil mini Spider and Angle mini Spider away*
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'he wants us, he gets us' Spider man thought/said as he dragged me out with him. Why?, 'you five get Harry and Flash somewhere safe'
Spider man webs over to Taskmaster and i flew after him, we heard White tiger say, 'great plan'
Taskmaster was in sight, I think he spotted Flash cuz he drew he sword back to stab Peter's locker, luckily I used my webs to take away Taskmaster's sword away.
"destroying school goes in your permanent records you know?" Spider man joked as he chilled on the ceiling.
"ah, decided to come clean. Thomson?" Taskmaster asked, then he looked at me, "Which one are you? Olivers or Amitola?"
ME and Spider man skipped the questioning and went straight to fighting thing guy. But seriously how could he think I'm those two? I look like the color pink throw up on me.
Anyways back to fighting, When Spider man was jumping from wall to fall and Taskmaster was hot on his tail, When Spider man turned around to kick him. Taskmaster jumped out of the way and uno revered it and kicked Spidey in the face.
When I grabbed my sword and had a mini sword fight with this mans and even though i was the one with the sword and the symbiote. He still was able to kick my butt. Xander and Ryoma are gonna be so disappointed in me. Well to be fair swords play isn't my strong suit. (Deadpool: your should take swords practice) WHAT YOU THINK I'VE BEEN DOING OFF CAMERA?!?!
Taskmaster saw White tiger trying to free Harry "you are next"
'he's coping your moves web head, cry baby!' White tiger thought/said as she free Harry.
'DON'T CALL ME CRY BABY!!' I thought/yelled at her. As soon as she freed Harry, he hides behind Rainbow slayer.
Spider man landed beside me, ready to attack Taskmaster, "Didn't anyone tell you copping is cheating?" he ran over to Taskmaster and tried to punch him, but his punches got blocked.
"i call it winning" Taskmaster said, he voice was slightly darker then it normally was. He grab Spider man's wrist and uppercut it, hard. Spider man got launched to the floor, Taskmaster stared down at Spider man, "End of the line, Thompson, you can remove the mask" He leaned down to remove Spidey's mask, but White tiger and Invisible girl jumped from behind him.
"We were gonna say that same thing, if it is a mask. Ugly" They said together and White tiger claw Taskmasker's skull mask off and Invisible girl kicked Taskmaster away from the Web head.
When Taskmaster showed his face, it was showed to be our gym teacher, Mr. Jager. Harry screamed like a little girl and ran away. (Deadpool: *laughs*)
'Mr. Jager?! Our gym teacher?!' White tiger thought/asked shocked.
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Spider man: *blows whistle* The management would like to point out that we in no way mean to suggest that all gym teachers are sadistic Taskmasters who lived misery yo high schoolers everywhere
Me: Except the ones who do
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Mr. Jager was unfaced that we found out his identity and put his mask back on and turned around to face White tiger and Invisible Girl. White tiger and the others as still surprised at what just happened.
'so that test was only about finding Spider man and Mystic Pink?' Elemental thought/asked, 'i never been more offended in my life to be compared to them'
'wait- HEY!!' Me and Spider man thought/yelled offended. (Deadpool: guys chill) coming from a man who does the most crazies stuff everyday, no thanks
White tiger shrugged, 'now i feel not so bad at getting cut'
Taskmaster went to attack the black and brown haired females but they dodge it and White tiger turned on her electric claws.
"i'll show all three the benefits of training. Leave it to me I.G" White tiger said and ran at Taskmaster and try to hit him but barely missing him. Taskmaster began to fight back and each of were trying to kick each other, only for the other to dodge it.
I saw Invisible Girl helping Spider man up and i saw Elemental aiming his spas assault shotgun at Taskmaster's head, trying to get a clear shot.
'oh brother...' Spider man thought/grumbled as he remembered what's going on. (Deadpool: wake your a** up)
I got my attention back to the fight, well any of us could jump in but we're afraid that Taskmaster....or should i say Me. Jager will use us against each other. I could try using a spell, but how could i use one without hurting White tiger?
"Never met a move i couldn't match" Taskmaster said, as he throw a punch at White tiger, who dodge it, "Yours, Spider's, Mystic's, those kids" White tiger catch one of Taskmaster's punches, "that Ku'n lung kid's"
Okay, that pop a few blood veins in our heads after he said that. Venom was about to take control.
White tiger froze, "Danny?! what did you do to him?!"
Taskmaster answered her by kicking her in the stomach, sending her through a door and down the stairwell. I ran and dive after her while Spider man jumped off Taskmaster after me. I flew down the stairwell and i used my webs to grab White tiger's hand, When I tried comin coming back up, Spider man fell off as well so i had to grab him as well and let me tell you, he is heavy.
But lucky he used his webs and pull himself up, he manage to grab a poll when i looked up I saw Taskmaster slowly approaching Spider man. He kneeling down on one knee and had a gun with one hand.
What the heck did he get that and where is the rest of our team?! (Deadpool: maybe tried to fight him but got knocked out or ran to find Harry? or you had no idea how to write them into the part of the story or they are planning of jumping him when you guys are safe) maybe...
"I'm guessing you know Coulson through S.H.I.E.L.D?" Taskmaster sneered, "Fury certainty gives you kids some age inappropriate toys for your school"
"bold of you to assume our school is just a normal school" I glared at Taskmaster, you must be wondering, can i just fly out of this? i could, but i have to carry two full size teenagers and that will give slow me down. Hey, I'm not the most physically strong. So pretty much I'm kinda weak physically so i will just get us killed.
"so" Spider man dragged the word out, "you're just another gym teacher who wants to kill us?"
Taskmaster didn't seemed impressed, "kill you? Hardly, I'm here to offer you and Mystic Pink a job." Wait what?, "Accept, everyone wins. Refuse no gets out of here alive and I turn you both over to my employer. Limited time offer. Clock's ticking" He pointed the gun at us, just to prove he is willing to shot us.
'guys are you gonna stand there for help us?!' I thought/asked our other teammates.
Beast replied, 'there is a chance you guys might get hurt'
"wait, a job huh?" Spider man asked, trying to make more time for us to make a plan.
"a powerful man hired me to bring you both to him" Taskmaster explains, why villain's tell you their plans? "But I'm powerful myself and I'm offering you an opportunity to be part of something amazing, Spider man, Mystic Pink"
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Spider man: Amazing Spider man, Amazing Mystic Pink. sounds pretty catchy
Stan lee: Amazing Spider man and Mystic Pink....better write that down, that could be big
Me: how did you...? well never mind, i guess you have to be amazing to break the fourth wall
Spider man: but i can only imagine this guy consider amazing will be less then spuntare
Me: i can agree with that. He will make us maidens and clean after him while he sits around and does nothing
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Spider man sighed, "so you're not just a madman. You're a double crossing madman?!"
"I agree with him" I said, "trust me, I know a madman when i see one"
Taskmaster shrugged a bit, "nature of the business"
'Pink' White tiger thought/said to me, I looked at her and she gestured to the ground, i notices how close she is to the ground so I dropped her to the ground safely.
Taskmaster continued to talk, "Fury double crossed me, just like he'll double cross you two when it suits him"
"Wait, wait, wait" Elemental said what we're all thinking, "you work for the old man?! Fury of all people?!"
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Spider man: Note to self: Web Coulson's tightly-whities to his forehead for leaving out important info
Me: or we can just let Elemental deal with him and Fury
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"sure" Taskmaster said, he looked at Elemental then back at us, "and like you two, I had a tech, i had a team, now look at me"
"Hey, Don't ignore me!!" Elemental growled and aimed his gun at the masked man, "and step the hell away from them!"
"yeah..." I looked up and down at Taskmaster, I do NOT want to end up like that. (Deadpool: cuz he ugly) your one to talk (Deadpool: you don't look pretty yourself so don't come at me) I'm gonna kill you off camera
"we'd rather not" Spider man said, "and don't try to trick us. I took a reverse psychology where i got a reverse A, which is, you know, still a A"
"You both choose death or partnership?" Taskmaster asked, he raised the gun,
"if that was our only chose, but it's not" I said, as soon as i said that. Spider man let go of the pipe and i used ice magic to freeze the gun, making it overload and blow up in Taskmasters hand.
I let go off his hand and begin to fly, Spider man free fall down to the bottom of the stairwell and landed on his shoulder with a thud. White tiger grabbed his arm and put him on his feet and dragged him through the door. I soon joined them, The rest of the team joined us while Taskmaster was busy dealing with his hand.
we made our way to the gym and White tiger was the first to speak/think, 'all the work, the training is useless. He has all our skills and S.H.I.E.L.D weapons. He can predict our ever move we're dead'
Elemental yelled in frustration, he knew White tiger was mostly right. We're dealing we a enemy we don't know how to defeat. I hate feeling so defeated, like that time where I was so helpless even defend myself against the army that Anankos send at us
Spider man quickly pushed White tiger off of him and shared his idea, 'maybe he can fight like Spider man, but he can't think like Peter Parker'
'because nobody can think like you' Rainbow slayer added, cuz we all know his mind is a mess.
Spider man nodded, 'yes, he mimics what we do' he walks backwards and picks a dodgeball, 'so let's do what we don't'
'wh-what?' Invisible Girl thought/asked confused.
'not gonna work' White tiger thought/said as Webs spun the dodgeball on his finger like a basketball, 'he copies what we do as soon as he sees it'
Rainbow slayer thought out loud, "what if he doesn't see it?"
'I've got something in my locker just for this' Spider man thought/said as he ran to his locker, White tiger sighed as we followed after him.
When we made it to his locker, we could hear Flash....snoring? how can he sleep when their is a madman on the loose in this school?
When Spider man opened his locker, Flash woke up and gasped, "Spider man!" he leaned out of the locker, "Save me-!"
Spider man pressed his hand against Flash's face and shoved him back into the locker, "No! you're safer here" he took his mask and closed the locker with Flash still inside it and took us to the gym. (Deadpool: HA)
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Spider man: I know, I know. I shouldn't have done that
Me: I don't think anyone was gonna say that
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~mini timeskip~
Taskmaster burst through Coulson's door like hulk did in Avangers endgame, destroying it's lock. I hide behind a corner with Spider man right beside me.
You mush be wondering, who took the mask? Well white tiger did, also you must be wonder how can i and the others see? Well, lucky i learned how to use a night vision spell, so we can see just fine.....only for a limited time since i haven't mastered the spell, but it should be long enough to deal with Task master.
Spider man popped his head around the corner and pointed at Taskmaster, "uh-oh guys" his action was so bad, just as bad as Laslow's flirting skills.
I pop mu head around the corner as well, "i think Taskmaster has spotted us", Okay my acting isn't better, But hey we're both goofballs so being weird is normal.
We both ducked out behind the corner and bolted down the hall, I made sure Taskmaster was following us, and he was. We ran into the gym and swung/fly up to the banisters. Soon after, Mister Skull face himself showed up and landed in a crouch.
Behind him the gym doors shut and the lights went out, It is all going to plan.
Spider man hung his head so he popping out from the doorframe, he waved at Taskmaster, "Darn those budget cuts, No lights on the weekends, Tasky!" He was ready to disappear at any given moment.
Taskmaster looked at the Web-head, "you're only prolonging the enviable"
"then we might as well make it fun, right?" Spider man asked as he shrugged, then he winked at Taskmaster before disappearing. Taskmaster growled before running through the doors, the doors slammed, making the room even more dark then it was before.
'Tiger! turn on night vision!' Spider man thought/said to our tiger friend. White tiger put the mask on and turned on the night vision.
'I make this spider night vision look good' She thought/said. Good thing i already case the night vision spell on me and the others already.
I look down at Taskmaster and saw him trying and look around the room. He stumbled slightly when he began walking, "come out, come out where ever you are little spider, witch" he called out to us, making this even creepier.
White tiger and Rainbow slayer jumped and was behind Taskmaster. They both had web shooters on their wrists.
"You can't beat me" Taskmaster said, "i know all your moves"
White tiger and Rainbow slayer punched Taskmaster in the face, sending him to the floor.
"That was for beating up my friends" Rainbow slayer said before she and White tiger web off
"you ain't seen nothing yet" Spider man said, swinging in and kicking Taskmaster back down, "and, you ain't gonna"
Beast and Elemental attack Taskmaster from behind, sending him flying back some.
"Oh I've been waiting to thing for a while now" Elemental chuckles a bit.
I used my magic to blast a energy beam at Taskmaster, "you are so gonna get your butt kicked"
Taskmaster growl as he got up, Invisible girl went and throw punches and kicks at him but missed. When she went in for a kick, but he got her foot. "It's dark, but you still you" He said as he swept her from under her feet, "and i know what you do"
"Your sure about that?" I.G asked as she used one of the web shoots Spidey gave her to web Taskmaster in his stupid face, making him cry out and try and remove the webbing.
When he did remove it, Spider man swung in front of Taskmaster and turned on the electric claws that glowed bight yellow, making Tasky go even blinder.
"you sure about that?" Spider man asked, then slash at him. It electrocuted him and he stumbled back. Taskmaster leaned against the rock wall and turned to Spider man's direction.
"recognize where you, Taskmaster?" Beast asked, his voice echoing.
"You just did me a favor" Taskmaster said as he jumped on top of the rock wall, "I have a photographic memory. I can move through here as well as if the lights were on" he ran to the rings that were hanging from the ceiling, before he could reach them, I used physic to move them out of his reach, making him fall t the floor.
"you could if everything was still where it was yesterday, sucker" White tiger said, and Elemental high fived her. Beast moved the tire so Taskmasters could get stuck in it.
Taskmaster fell in the tire, he glare at the darkness, Rainbow slayer let down a rope and it rapped itself around taskmaster's ankle and she pulled Taskmaster into the air. Invisible girl grabbed two tires and gave them to Spider man, who swung over to Taskmaster and used them in place of the rope, making Taskmaster unable to use his arms.
White tiger let go of the rope and she jumped down safely. Unlike Taskmaster, who fell into the mini pool.
'Spidey, Elemental, I.G, you got him?' White tiger as as Taskmaster got out of the tires and came at us.
"dodgeball!" Spider man and Elemental yelled at they and Invisible girl grabbed a lot of dodgeballs and throw them at Taskmaster until he fell onto the bleachers and got himself stuck. White tiger then began webbing him up.
'nice shot' Spider man and the others ran up to white tiger, 'been practicing?'
"Now I know why you two use these' White tiger thought/said as she shot one last web at taskmaster, 'this is fun'
'let me try' Elemental took one of Spider man's old web shooters and shot taskmaster with a few webs, 'yep this is fun'
the lights went back on, and Taskmaster spoke up, "it's not to late for you two to join me"
I just rolled my eyes, "sorry. Don't want more people to deal with then I already do"
"Yeah" Spider man said, "you might think we're losers, but i don't"
"their dumb, but ain't that dumb to join you tasky" Elemental said, crossing his arm. wait....HEY!!
Taskmaster growled, "Then i'll expose your identities as Flash Thompson and Kagura Amitola to the entire world!"
On cue. Flash. Harry, Maire and Kagura came from behind us. Wait since when those two had enough time to change back into their normal clothes? (Deadpool: Magic)
"Which Flash Thompson and Kagura Amitola?" Beast asked, smiling. Elemental, Beast, White tiger and I stepped out of the way to revel the two boys and two girls.
"them?" I pointed at Flash and Kagura.
"Yeah" Flash smiled, I don't know why he feel so confident when there is a killer right in front of him, "loser" he pointed at Taskmaster, Then he whispered to Maire, "he can't get out right?"
Maire facepalmed in disappointment.
"It's Spider man, Jager" Spider man said, "Not Spider teen, but this school is still under our watch just like the rest of the city. there is a lesson for you here"
"Yeah, you just got SCHOOLED" Flash said, pointing at Taskmaster. Does he know hoe to keep his mouth shut.
"not helping" Me and the team said, making Flash give us a sheepish smile.
Elemental reached for his gun, "Is it to late to shot him?"
"NO!"
Taskmaster then press a button on a weird looking device and let go of it. Smoke started surround us and we all begin coughing, when the smoke cleared. Taskmaster was gone. He somehow cut through the webs and got out of the window. What he left behind was a.....Jager mask?
Maire hit Flash over the head, "nice distraction Thompson"
Spider man walked over to the window.
Kagura picked up the Jager mask, "how many masks can one guy have?"
'your asking us?' I thought/asked joking, 'we have a whole room filled with them'
'think he'll be back with a different face?' White tiger thought/asked.
'he knows what's he is up against' Spider man thought/answered, while White tiger removed Spidey's old mask and the night vision spell turned off, 'if he shows whatever face he'd got around here'
"Because he got SCHOOLED!!" Flash tried using that bad joke again and laughs. He is worst then Odin.....
We all gave him that 'really?' look then Spider man spoke up, "Yeah still not working"
"Yeah, no. Whatever you say Spider man" Flash quickly responded.
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Spider man: and that's.....why I hate the gym
Me: and this is why I never trust PE teachers
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~meanwhile somewhere else~3rd person
Taskmaster walked in the underground (Deadpool: or should we say underwater) lab, to see Dr. Ock working, "The school's a dead end"
He walked closer to the crazy Doctor, "trust me, if you want the Spider and the witch...you have to make them come to you"
That made Dc. Ock snap and start breaking all the screens of Spider man and Mystic Pink like the mad man he is. He is so stressed that he doesn't care anymore and started yelling like a crazy person.
"You have to pay for those, remember?" Taskmaster asked, with a smile on his face behind his mask, "That's right, throw your tantrum and look somewhere else for Spider man and Mystic Pink.....now that i know where they hang out" He stepped on a Spider, "those bugs are mine"
~Back with your favorite heroes~ Cookie's P.O.V
"No one here is cool enough to be Spidey or Pink, so forget that rumor" Flash said to the camera of the news reporter. Harry, Kagura, Ivan and Flash were being interviewed, "That said, I totally helped Spider man and Mystic pink and their team save the dump. I was this close to them! we're buds!"
Maire didn't want to be interviewed so she stayed with Me, Ava, Danny, and Spike taking to Coulson, away from everyone else.
"Flash Thompson did me a favor" Peter told Coulson.
"Taskmaster never even suspected Peter Parker and Cookie Z to be Spider man and Mystic Pink" Ava smiled, "your creativity was just as strategic as my training. More ever"
"I agree with her" Spike said, smiling.
"going solo payed off, okay?" Ava quickly said.
Peter turned to Coulson, "there's still one thing I don't get at all. The tight briefs. Really?"
"I swim" Coulson said, looking away from us.
Ava held up her hand, "leave the man's underwear alone, Pete, or he'll get short with you"
We all slightly cringe at that joke.
"Ava, never say that again" Maire said, putting a hand on Ava's shoulder.
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Peter: does S.H.I.E.L.D have some kind of mind wind wiper?
Me: 'Cause we really need that image out of our heads
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Me: and we're done
Ayla: about time
Me: I'm sorry. I had a lot to do Irl. But hey I'm on summer break
Cherry: your gonna try and upload more?
Me: Yep :3 also I'm playing off adding a fire emblem character into this book
Elise: is it gonna be one of us?!
Me: um.....sorry, but I'm planning on adding on of the children in a future character
Ayla: we'll leave you to guess
Me: and again guys, I'll try to update more of my books and sorry for the long wait
All: BYE!!
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