I should have known this would happen, but hey, I'm not complaing~

I couldn't move. Just stare. It's all my body could do while I proceeded to watch as true greatness began to unfold.

"What is it I'm seeing?" You ask?
Well...I can't even describe it...but it's what you could assume from an all girls type school

And it looks like they've noticed me...crap...

I know who they are...But isn't this a bit sudden?! At least let me see them get into it!...Now I'm actually sounding like the real Issei, God damn it, or in this case...Michael? Yeah, Michael damn it...

"Well, it looks like someone has finally decided to wake up~ Did you enjoy the view~?" The blue haired beauty spoke to me...I mean, yeah!...but how the Hell am I supposed to respond in this situation!?

"Uh-umm..."I couldn't talk, I was always terrible with girls, and just people in general in my last life, I'm surprised I managed to actually get a girlfriend in my old world.

"I think you're laying it on a bit thick there, aren't you Aki?" The goddess began...and that's no exaggeration
Name:???
Race:???
LVL:???
HP:???
MP:???
STR:???
VIT:???
DEX:???
LUK:???
INT:???
WIS:???

There is no way that this isn't the same person from Shinmai Maou, and I can easily assume that this is the same result I would get if I analyzed the other one.

Name:Aki Nijou
Race:???
LVL:???
HP:???
MP:???
STR:???
VIT:???
INT:???
WIS:???
DEX:???
LUK:???

Okay, I was wrong...but at least I know her name is the same...okay then, I think I can do this!

"Hellooooo~? Are you alright~?," I had just realized that I zoned out while figuring all this out, now it looks like I was staring at them.

"Oh, sorry, there was a bit of ringing in my ears. Did something happen?" I played ignorant, and it was working.

Through performing a specific action, the title skill [Jester/Fool] has been obtained

Title [Puppet Master] has been acquired

Well that's just lovely, isn't it? I'm above the wall for EXP that Han Jee Han had to go through before he started battling, and it's functioning like a game where it's giving me boons...let's try to ride this out for as long as I can.

"Well," the green eyed goddess began "earlier you had passed out, and a student brought you here to make sure you were alright...since you also fell down half a flight of stairs...but surprisingly you were completely unscathed."

"Well then, thank you- uh...," I've never seen them before, well not in this world, but how should I do this without making something seem off?

"Oh, we're sorry!," they both began "my name is Aki Nijou." The bluette began. "And I am Chisato Hasegawa~. It is a pleasure to meet you Issei Hyoudou" the brunette had ended it.

"Oh, well then, thank you again Nijou sensei, Hasegawa sensei!" I bowed and gave my thanks, like any good Japanese person in anime does.

As I got up to leave, I stumbled and fell. I thought I'd hit the ground, but I felt four, very soft, very large feelings on my chest and arms.

"Be careful, don't stress yourself to much, take it easy" Chisato sensei began "Besides, we need to have a guardian come sign you out...or at the very least someone to take you home" that part struck me...if my mother found out...she'd be worried sick almost all the time worrying about my health...not that I would mind, but I don't want to see her worried.

As fate would have it, at that moment, my "guardian" had appeared, but it was someone else who I recognized...But it for sure wasn't my mother.

"Issei!" The woman called out before gripping me in a tight hug, nearly suffocating me. "Are you alright!? Your mother called me and said that you got hurt, but she couldn't come so I needed to pick you up. You're not hurt, are you?!" She kept going on, I didn't need to do a status check, I knew who this was.

"Thank you for the concern miss Iori, but I'm fine...may be a little light headed, but fine none the less"

"Uh uh" she began, sounding like she was saying no to something "please Issei, call me miss Rin, or just Rin if you will. Now come along now" she said as she held out her hand to me "We need to go check in with your mother" and with that we left, with Rin leading me by the hand to her car, and bringing me back home

Hey everyone, Ori here, just wanted to say sorry for being so late with this, and I couldn't come up with a title name for it, we will get to the actual main series story soon, so bear with me, okay?

I made sure to put in some characters for the future, hope you enjoy my stories.

Ciao~!