A/N- SO this is my first story. Also, english is my second language so don't expect much. SO our little super hero-spider-man have a new message- Meanwhile TONY STARK was trying to text cap...AND WHAT IF CAP HAS GIVE HIM A WRONG NUMBER

With Peter

    I was sitting on a building as I scrolled through Instagram. It's really boring when nothing happens while I'm on patrol. Can I swing at home? Yes, but then I have to deal with an angry May. No. It is better to go home after she leaves the apartment. This will happen in 2 and a half hours. What am I expected to do so much time outside? I've already done my chemistry and physics homework and chatted with Ned for a while. Thank God Ned is my friend. Sometimes I can be kicked out of the house and I usually go to Ned's house. Today was one of those days, but I was too worried last time, so I'll wait for May to go on the night shift. Then I will sneak in and sleep in my room. Tomorrow I will receive a very big beating for my return. I'm used to it, but it makes me a little depressed.

I just stared at the sunset, thinking about everything and nothing in one. Then I felt a little buzz in my pocket. I just ignore him, thinking Ned is sending me a new meme he just saw. (A / N Oh, boy, he's wrong). When the notifications kept coming, I gave up and opened my phone.

???

Steve the pirate is asking for u

come on Stevee

he is gettinn annoying

Steveee

STEVEN

Come on capsicle

Don't make me come

I'm not stupid. I know my name is not Steve. I thought for a second who this would be before answering.

Peter

Who is this

???

Steve don't play dumb

Peter

how did you get my number

???

You know you gave it to me like 4 hours ago

wait what. I thought again for a second about who I gave my number to, but I can't remember who I gave it to today. Lol, that's weird

Peter

I don't gave my number to any dude today

sry bud, wrong number

???

Ugh THIS GRANDPAA

Peter

Well hope you found the right number :)

???

...how did you do that

Peter

Do what

???

This...Thing?

Peter

Ohh you mean the face

???

No dumbass

now tell me how you do it

Peter

Just go to symbols and try to do face

???

:)

:/

:>}

OMG this is SO much fun

I have to show it to the others

The others? Maybe it's some stupid Flash joke or something. No, he doesn't have my number, and Ned and MJ won't give him away for anything in the world. It can't be him, can it?

Peter

So you are sure that you get my number by an accident

???

yeah

Peter

ok....

???

....

Peter

...

???

...

Peter

Will you be so kind as to tell me who u r

???

Genius, Billionaire, ex- playboy, philanthropist

Peter

You sound like rich bitch

???

Hey take that back

Peter

Orrrrr? :D

???

Anyway

Can you tell me your name

Peter

Well you didn't give me yours sooo

no

???

At least your age?

To make sure i'm not talking with 5 yo kid

Peter

NO

You r talking with 15 yo MAN

???

Even worse

Peter

And who is now mean of two of us Mr Rich Bitch

Mr Rich Bitch

Ok kid you got a point

but don't you have to sleep?

Its school night

Peter

Lol chill MoM i can handle myself

Mr Rich Bitch

well i'm not sure

U r talking to a stranger right now

Peter

Do u want me to stop talking with you Mr Rich Bitch?

i'm so sorry i will just stop

sorry again

Mr Rich Bitch

This Mr RiCh BiTcH is never dropping is it?

And kid don't apologize

Its nice to talk to you

Peter

oh ok

And nope... Never :)

i even save u in my contact numbers as Mr Rich Bitch

Mr rich bitch

Ugh didn't your parents teach you manners?

Peter

...

Mr Rich Bitch

Kid?

Peter

Mhm?

oh right

Well, i'm sure they will if they were alive

Mr Rich Bitch

ohhh...

I'm sorry kid

Peter

Its okay it was years ago and i didn't actually remember them

But lets talk about something more less depression

whats your fav superhero

Mr Rich Bitch

Definitely Spiderman

Peter

...

Mr Rich Bitch

And yours?

Peter

Ohhh Ironman

Mr Rich Bitch

...

Why

Peter

Because he's just great and brave and inspires people like me and it's good to know that the world is in good hands

Plus he e is frickKING TONY STARK OMG

Tony Stark is Awesome and one great inventor and he is just super cool

I wish I could meet him one day

Mr Rich Bitch

Lol kid

That was... So fanboying

Peter

ha ha so funny

and why spiderman

Mr Rich Bitch

Cuz he is taking care about little guys and stuff

plus every other avenger is just annoying

Peter

But Spiderman isn't avenger

and yOU KNOW THE AVENGERS

DUUUUDE

THATS SOOOOOO COOL

Mr Rich Bitch

Yeah i know he isn't avenger

but who knows maybe one day he will be

Peter

U think so?

Mr Rich Bitch

Yeah ofc

But the guy really need upgrade

Its really cold outside and its freezing just to think to swing around the city in pajamas

Peter

Its not a pajamas

And yeah sometimes its freezing

Mr Rich Bitch

...

Peter

I mean yeah maybe it is cold

What do u think Mr Rich Bitch

Mr Rich Bitch

Why this name?

Peter

I told u i save u in my contact as Mr Rich Bitch

Mr Rich Bitch

Ugh kid you fool

Peter

If u don't like the name then tell me your real one

Or is that your real name?

Mr Rich Bitch

What

ofc no

Peter

Really

you don't sound so sure

Mr Rich Bitch

How can i not sound sure THROUGH text messages

Peter

Idk u tell me MRB (Mr Rich Bitch for short)

MRB

and i cant give u may real name

what if u r spy

Peter

and what if u r?

MRB

well i am not

Peter

Kidnaper?

MRB

...No

Peter

u know

that's exactly what a spy and kidnaper will say

MRB

I-

u got a point

Peter

at least your age

i wanna make sure im not talking witch 60 yo pedophile

MRB

no

U r chatting with 48 yo MARRIED man

Peter

even worse

MRB

did u just use my words

Peter

u did it too

And also wTF I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS CHATTING WITH PEDOPHILE

MRB

kid chill

i am not pedophile

Peter

kidnaper?

r u gonna kidnap me MRB

MRB

*sigh

ANYWAY

i gtg my wife forces me to sleep

u should do that too

Peter

ughh okay DaD

MRB

yeah i am your father

now sleep my child

Peter

But daaaaad

there is a monster under my bed

and i'm scared

MRB

then scared them too

Peter

yeah good advice

MRB

Now go to bed before your mom finds out that we are both awake

Peter

fiiiiine

btw i cant wait to meet my mom a.k.a. your wife

MRB

LMAO kid that was the funniest AND weirdest message i have ever had

Peter

yea

sounds better in my head

anyway gn MRB

MRB

night kid

And now I only have 1 hour ... it could be worse ... I started walking around the city looking for some crime. 1 hour later I was just stopping 2 robbers trying to rob a jewelry store. I have some injuries, but I don't really care about them. I was in front of my bedroom window listening to May's heartbeat for a minute, but I couldn't hear it. I open it and change into my pajamas and fall asleep.

With Tony

That was sweet. The first time I've smiled in a long time. Only Pepper or Rhodey can make me so happy. I left my phone on the nightstand after Pepper practically dragged me to bed and fell into a restful sleep.

A/N- Alright this is my first story ever... I will write more I promise :)

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