SHIVIKA'S FLAT

Shivaay and Anika looks at each other and screams.

Shivaay was the first one to stop screaming.

S- Hey... SHHhh.....SHhhhhhhh...

Anika finally stops screaming and looks at him.

S(angrily)- Who are you? What are you doing in my house?

A(Angrily)- Same question. Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

S- Your house? Are you mad or something? Ek toh mere ghar mein ghus aayi aur mujhse hi pooch rahi hai ki main kaun hoon.

A- You are mad. Aur yeh humara ghar hai. Samjhe Mr.

S- Ek minute. Tumhara aur kiska ? Aur koi bhi hai kya tumhare saath?

He says while looking around. Anika gets irritated and says-

A- Hum matlab main aur humara matlab mera. Hum aise hi bolte hai.

S- Oh! acha. Tum apne mohalle ko saath mein lekar bolti ho.

Anika angrily glares at him.

A- Shut up. Waise aap hai kaun aur humare ghar mein kya kar rahe hai aur woh bhi aise(she points towards his bare body)?

Shivaay realises that he is standing there in a towel. He immediately takes his clothes from cupboard and runs inside the washroom to dress up.

A- Arey, woh humara washroom hai? Aap aise nahi use kar sakte.

Shivaay comes out after wearing his clothes and glares at her.

S- Listen Miss. whosoever you are, this is my house and I have paid 5000 rupees as rent for this house. Get it.

A- Oh hello, I have also paid 5000 rupees for this flat.

Suddenly they realised the reality and looks at each other with a horrified face.

A/S(together)- OH SH*T!

A/S(together)- This means you are my flatmate.

A- No....No... yeh nahi ho sakta.

S- No.. This can't be possible.

Anika takes out her mobile phone from her handbag and dials Mahesh bhai's (broker) number.

Shivaay looks at her.

The broker answers the call.

B- Hello.

A- Hello Mahesh bhai. Main Anika bol rahi hoon.

B- Haanji madamji boliye.

Shivaay signals her to keep the phone on speaker, she gets annoyed but still keeps the phone on speaker.

S- Mahesh bhai, main Shivaay.

B- Hello Sir, Kya hua?

A- Mahesh bhai, aapne mujhe pehle kyu nahi bataya ki humara flatmate ek ladka hai.

S- Haan, Mahesh bhai, aapko pehle batana chahiye tha ki meri flatmate ek aisi annoying ladki hai.

Anika angrily glares at Shivaay.

B- Par humne aap dono se poocha tha ki agar aapko kisi ke saath bhi flat share karna ho to koi problem toh nahi hogi aur aap logo ne kaha tha ki aapko koi problem nahi hogi. Toh ab mujhe kyu bol rahe ho?

A- Dekhiye hum iss ladke ke saath yahan nahi reh sakte aur hume isse problem hai.

S- Waise mujhe kisi ladki ke saath rehne mein problem nahi hoti, In fact I would love it but iss ladki ke saath rehne mein, mujhe bahut problem hai. Toh ya toh aap isse iss ghar se nikaliye ya mujhe koi aur ghar dilaiye.

A- Haan aap inke liye koi dusra ghar dilaiye kyuki hum ye ghar nahi chodenge.

S- Main bhi dekhta hoon ki tum aise kaise nahi chodogi yeh ghar.

A- Hum iss ghar se kahi nahi jayenge. Agar koi jayega toh woh hai aap.

She shows her index finger to him but Shivaay holds her index finger and bends it down.

S- Main tumhe iss ghar mein rehne hi nahi doonga.

They starts arguing with each other when the broker shouts.

B- CHUP! Aap dono mein se koi yeh ghar chod ke nahi ja sakta hai. Aap dono ne contract sign kiya hai aur agar tab bhi aap mein se koi ek yeh ghar chod ke jaana chahta hai toh aapka rent refund nahi hoga. Baki aap dono ke upar hai.

A(thinks)- Oh sh*t! Yeh toh hum bhool hi gaye ki agar hum yeh ghar chodte hain toh rent refund nahi hoga aur humare paas abhi itne paise bhi nahi hai ki hum dusra ghar rent pe le. Ab hume issi ghar mein rehna padega inke saath.

She glares at Shivaay.

S(thinks)- Damn! Rent refund bhi nahi hoga. Aur agar main yeh 5000 rupees chod doon toh mujhe naye ghar ke liye rent dena padega. Waise bhi dad ne sirf 20000 rupees diye hai jisme I don't know how will I survive for the whole month. No.. I can't leave this house.

Shivaay also glares at her.

B- Toh kya decide kiya aap logo ne?

A/S(together)- Hum/Main iss ghar mein rahenge/rahunga.

B- Chalo. Acha hai.

He disconnects the call.

S- Dekho main tumhare saath rehne ke liye maan gaya hoon, iska yeh matlab nahi ki tum khush hone lago.

A- Excuse me Mr., Hum bhi tumhare saath rehne mein interested nahi hai, woh toh humari majboori hai aapke saath rehna.

S- Ab saath mein rehna hai toh apna naam hi bata do.

A- Anika

S- Main Shivaay.

Anika nods and moves towards the cupboard to arrange her stuff.

She opens the door of the cupboard and frowns after looking at the cupboard as it was totally messed up with Shivaay's clothes.

A- Yeh koi aise cupboard arrange karta hai kya? Hum apne kapde kahan rakhe?

S- Haan toh, thodi si jagah dekh kar tum bhi apne kapde rakh do.

A- What do you mean "thodi si jagah dekhkar rakh do"? Apne kapde sahi se rakho warna yahan se hatao.

S- Main kyu hataun apne kapde? Tumhe itni problem hai toh tum apne kapde kahi aur rakho?

A- Aapko nahi hatane toh main hi hata deti hoon?

Anika takes all his clothes and throws them on the floor.

Shivaay was shocked.

S- What the wuck!

S- Tum aise kaise mere kapde phek sakti ho? Tumhe pata bhi hai ki yeh kitne expensive hai?

A- Mujhe nahi pata aur main jan'ne mein interested bhi nahi hoon. Agar tumhe apne kapde cupboard mein rakhne hai toh inhe sahi se arrange karke rakho, humne aadha cupboard khali rakha hai.

She moves towards the hall.

Shivaay fumes in anger.

S- I Just hate this girl!

He stomps his foot on the cupboard and cries in pain.

S- Ouch!

S- I hate her.

Shivaay with very much difficulty arranges his clothes in the cupboard properly.

S- Ohh Finally!

He sits on the bed and sighs in relief.