Unlike the Crush teacher, Heartbreaker teachers are everyone's crush. (Or, well, almost everyone's crush. I've never really had a 'crush' moment). A lot of students my argue, fight, or start rumors around this type of teacher. They tend to have the most teacher pets and can even have co-workers having cat fights in the teacher's lounge. Okay, not really, but they're pretty much, in short, everyone's favorite teacher. What makes this teacher live up to their name though is that, 87 percent of the time, Heartbreakers are already married. With kids.