TW: Blood, killing, a lil sexual stuff

"So Mr.Choi Soobin, why did you kill them?" The officer folded his arms and glanced at the boy in front of him, wearing a handcuff, with messy blonde hair, a black leather jacket with a baby blue shirt underneath covered with blood stains.

"Well, Can  I change my clothes first? I am not used with blood...It's my first time doing this" Soobin pulled out a not-so-warm smile and winked at the end of his sentence.

The officer chuckled and walked closer to the male, "Oh really? You are not just a killer but also a stealer" The male in front of Soobin smirked. "I steal your heart? Of course, I did" Soobin smirked back. 

''Aw? put my watch on the table, My wife gave me that and That's expensive" Soobin groaned. "You got a wifey?? Fuck, then my chances are low" Soobin pouted.

"Divorce exists and I don't go well with her. So your chances are pretty high, baby. Now first tell me what happened" Soobin smirked for the 2nd time and decided to tell what happened 3 hours ago.

Flashback

"I just killed my ex~ Not the best idea~ killed his new girlfriend next~" The tall man sang as he pulled the sharp bloody knife out of a female's throat, he grinned seeing fresh blood dropping on the ground. "How'd I get here? I just killed my ex, I still love him through..." 

He looked at his back, seeing his so-called ex's body cut open in a horrible way. "Sometimes you make me think...How am I supposed to love or trust someone again?... You left me, That's ok but I never agreed that you will be with someone else who is clearly not me" Soobin threw the knife aside and wiped off the blood from his hand on his baby blue shirt.

He looked up at the ceiling of the wooden cottage, he let out a psychopathic laugh, a sigh escaped from his lips. "warm wooden cottage, middle of the woods during winter, you thought you are gonna be happy with your new girlfriend when you are purely gay. What a dumb fucker" The male stood and walked out of the room.

his ears perked up as he heard the front door bursts open. "STAY WHERE YOU ARE. THIS IS POLICE" He heard a man yelling. He laughed, "imagine telling a murderer to stay where they are. Do they really think it's gonna work? People are so wired" Soobin lazily walked back to the room and tried his best to jump out of the window of the 2nd floor, carefully but failed. 

"Shit...Thank god, It's snowing or I would break my bones..." He stood and heard some voices from the room. 

"WHO MADE YOU TWO OFFICERS?! WHO YELLS THAT" Soobin spun and looked at the window, seeing a doe-eyed man looking at Soobin as Soobin stick out his tongue at the officer and began to run.

"HOW DARE HE?! I AM GOING TO SHOOT HIM ONCE I FIND HIM" "TAEHYUN DON'T JUMP FROM THER-"

"hah!" The man ran to the woods, soon he stopped thinking that the polices are far away from him. He smiled from ear to ear, feeling peace. 

"I feel zero regrets. He deserved to die" He stretched his arms. He felt someone grab his arms, spin him to face the unknown person. "Are you a freak too who talks to himself?" The male felt a fast punch on his face before blacking out.

End Of Flashback

"Uh, so he was your ex?" The officer asked, "Duh, yeah" Soobin looked down at his waist, thinking about how to get freed of the handcuffs. "Yeonjun if you are done with the questions about his private life, then can I come and shoot him in his face?" a short male walked in while glaring at Soobin. 

"God, Taehyun calm down, Beomgyu come and get your man" Yeonjun hissed. "So Mr. Choi Yeonjun, the head officer of his police station, when I will be free?" Soobin smiled innocently at Yeonjun. 

"Don't worry, soon" a smirk appeared on the elder's lips. "Uh I can smell something is gonna be horribly wrong" another man entered. "Beomgyu, my love, same. But I am out" Taehyun threw his arms in the air and exit the room. 

"Have faith in me" Yeonjun looked away from Soobin to Beomgyu, "That's the thing I don't have in you" Beomgyu snickered and left, leaving the police and the criminal alone. "I don't like that Beomgyu dude. He punched my pretty face" Soobin rolled his eyes. "He is my brother, Soobin" Yeonjun said, "oh wow"

Yeonjun sighed, he pulled out the key of the handcuff from his pocket and released Soobin. "ow...Thanks, I guess?" Soobin awkwardly spoke. "But why?  I should deserve a punishment, probably rot in jail" Soobin looked up at Yeonjun. 

"yeah, But not in jail. In my bed, how that sounds?" Yeonjun leaned closer to the male, "uh...u got a wife..." Soobin stretched his arms.

"Trust the process, baby"

+×+

"fuck!" Soobin groaned, feeling fingers scissoring in him.

After having 3 rounds, both were tired but still restless.

"Gott-gotta cum" Soobin breathed heavily. "Hold on babyboy" Yeonjun smirked wider, pushing his fingers more in Soobin's.

"it hurts" Soobin cried, griping the sheets of the bed.

[Author doesn't know how to write smut so yeah...]

[After that]

"I thought you are good in bed" Yeonjun wrapped his arm around the male's hips, pulling him close.

"It was my first time and it damages like bitch" Soobin pouted. "It caused damage" Yeonjun chuckled.
"Now?"

Yeonjun ruffled Soobin's hair.

"I don't know? Wait till my wife enters and sees us like this" Yeonjun giggled.

"Wow, your pretty cruel" Soobin snuggled into Yeonjun's bare chest.

"Mmm~ By the way, how many years it been you got married?"

"1 year"
Soobin's eyes widen, "if you don't like her then why did you even marry her!?"

"My parents were forcing me. And now I need to get rid of her" Yeonjun yawned, caressing Soobin's bare back.

"What a beautiful way to get rid of your wife" Soobin chuckled, "yeah, get a random pretty criminal to have sex with you and let your wife see the scene so she will divorce you" Yeonjun grinned.

"She loves you?"

"Pffttt. Of course, but I don't" yeonjun said simply, He softly grabbed Soobin's chin and pulled him in for a kiss. 
"I'm home!" They broke the kiss as they heard a female downstairs. "Your wife?" Soobin whispered. "Probably"  Yeonjun stood, walked to his closet. He grabbed his clothes and slide himself into the clothes. And threw Soobin some of his clothes. 

"These are the biggest size I got" yeonjun scoffed and exited the room. Soobin removed the blanket and saw his bare body in the mirror. "How am I supposed to now get rid of the hickeys now" Soobin pouted and wore the clothes.

"YOU WHAT?!" Soobin's ears perked up hearing yells downstairs. he opened the door and started to hear the chat. "What do you mean, Choi Yeonjun?!" A female voice cried, which was oddly familiar to Soobin. He took some steps forward to see a female with Yeonjun and some papers on a table between them.

"Why do you want a divorce??" The female asked furiously, "Because I don't want to continue my life with you" Yeonjun simply yawned. "Wait...Chunja noona (made-up character)" Soobin took some steps forward, his hands met with a vase. The vase fell, gathering the two people's attention. "fuck-"

"Soobin...?" The female tilt her head in confusion. soobin took a deep breath and walked downstairs. 

"Hey, noona!" Soobin greeted the female with a smile. "What are you doing here?" Chunja threw him a gross face. "Uh.." "You know him?" Yeonjun asked, "Yeah, disappointed to say but he is my brother that my parents disowned" she laughed. Soobin rolled his eyes, "Why?"

 "Because he turned out to be gay" She looked at Yeonjun, 'And you know him?" "He is my boyfriend" Yeonjun pulled the male closer to him, seeing Chunja's eyes widen. "you-you are too?! AND YOU LEAVING ME JUST FOR THIS CREEP?!" She yelled, making Soobin flinch. 

"Yeah? Any prob? Just sign the paper and leave. You are scaring my babe" Yeonjun pecked on the male's cheek, a slight blush crept on the taller's cheeks. "I can-can't believe you..." She fell on the couch, crying. 

Yeonjun rolled his eyes, "BE HURRY" Yeonjun raised his voice a bit. "FUCKING FINE" She grabbed the papers and the pen, signing it. "fUCK YOU AND YOU. CHOI SOOBIN" She stood, glaring at Soobin. "You can't talk to him like that" Yeonjun glared. "LEAVE WOMAN" 

She left the mansion furiously. "What just happened?" Soobin asked, processing everything. "Nothing honey" Yeonjun pecked on the male's lips, smiling at the male.

"That was unexpected..." Soobin muttered, "We are unexpected couples" Yeonjun winked.

"I didn't even agree with the relationshi-"

"Yeonjun hyung! Why did Chunja noona leave while stompin- what are you doing here?" Beomgyu entered while holding his boyfriend's hand, pointing at Soobin with a suspicious look. "y'all didn't put him in jail?" taehyun raised an eyebrow.

"Oh hey Gyu, your boyfriend, Taehyun won't like the decision but yeah, meet your new brother-in-law. My boyfriend, Choi Soobin" Yeonjun grinned.

"NO FUCKING WAY-"

"gIVE ME MY GUN, FIRSTLY I NEED TO SHOOT HIM IN HIS FACE THEN SHOOT YEONJUN HYUNG-"

THE END

TRUST ME, IDK WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS- I wrote what I felt like. I know this makes zERO sense;-; and my Pinterest ain't working so I couldn’t give a cover picture 🙂✨