W R I T E R Q U E E N
••••
Hello It's Me....
(------OK bye Adele-----)
*gently pushes Adele away*

This isn't an update ...
There will be no update...

Hold on before y'all stab
Me with a pitchfork

I'm rewriting it...
GETTING IT READY FOR...
(---drum roll please---)
PUBLICATION!!!

I'm in the middle of the
Book and its 2x better
Than this one!

I've been making calls
To publishing
Company's

But this isn't the end
When I'm done with
The book I'll be
Putting the updated
Version up on
Wattpad!!!

So this ISN'T farewell
Its farewell just for
NOW!

So guys as a going
Away present
I've interviewed the
Characters below
I'm giving you time of
Updates
Oh and a little sketch
Just for you
Guys!!

Thank you for reading!!

Here's your prize🎁:

INTERVIEW:
[Q=Question A=Answer R=Response ATR=Answer To Response]

Q: Tianna/Chelsea how is it like to be terrorist?

A: It's difficult and it messes with your mind all you do is train train train nothing more nothing less like the fuck can I get a slice of fun with a side of McDonald's

R:*gives her a strange look*

ATR: No I'm serious what does a girl got to do to get some fries and some decent entertainment

Q: Jacob how is like to like Tianna or as you know her as Chelsea?

A: What?I DO NOT LIKE HER AND HER NAMES NOT REALLY CHELSEA???

R: Somebody get the knock out gas I forgot this isn't the updated version

ATR:*Gets dragged by shirtless guys with yummy six packs*(A/N
what A girl can dream!)

Q: Jason why did you invite Chelsea to sit at your table?

A:She's hot and from what I got from talking to her she's pretty cool but I sense tension between her and little shit. Like did he hit it and quit it.I would help by being being her rebound ;) ;) Y'all know what I'm saying

R: .....*Mutters bitch*

ATR : Well I've got to go you know chicks to bang ,smirks to give..*gets up and leaves 

SKETCH SCENE:

Me:This story is a teaser

Madea:OH HELL NAHH! First you be nasty now you being a bitch.
Me:*spaces out*

Madea:HELLER!HELLER!!I'M TALKING TO YOU!
*SNAPS FINGERS IN MY FACE*

Me: Oh you finally finished talking That was BORING all caps mmm'kay

Madea:AINT ONE MESSES WITH MADEAAAAAA WITH MADEAAA

Me:I just did *bored look on face*

Madea:*removes football from boobs making them instantly deflate*

Me:THOSE WERE FAKE!!!!

Madea:Well...Yurse I'm also a man but that ain't the point the point is RUN NASTY HEFFA!!

ME:*starts running**gets hit in the head**peers down*
STEWIE IS THAT YOU!!!???

STEWIE:ITS ME BITCH!
*Twaimz  voice*

Me:BUT WHY?? *rubs head*

STEWIE:Its
every bitch for themselves
plus I'M a....
MUM

Me:Tf*something cold press against temples*

Madea:Any last words
*places thumbs on trigger*

'Forgot the bitch was here'

Me:security?
*watermelondrea voice*

Madea:That girl ghetto when I say ghetto I mean ghettoooo. I would beat her ass so fast she would need Jesus !!Hallelujherr!

Me: *gasp**squeezes eye shut*

BOOM!!

Me:*open eyes*I'm not dead?

Watermelondrea:Of course not dummy

Me:*stares at Madea's dead body*Why? 

Watermelondrea: I wish a bitch would

Me:ohhhhh wait what?

Watermelondrea: watch my video *looks at STEWIE* Anybody told you you got head shaped liked a football?how tf you come out your mama vajayjay?

Me:*pulls out phone ignoring convo*
*watches  I wish a bitch would*

    
Updates: The Butterfly Effects will be updated today
He's in distress in two days time
When it began next week.

Thanks for the support
Peace
Dedicated to my sister and bestie JammyCheese

And

The person who got me on wattpad
Sernitiy-chan