(Artie, if you want to make a cover for this...please)

SADIE SINK AS ELIZABETH MARY MAXWELL
ELLIE MAXWELL
AKA HUSH

"My violent urges must be satiated."

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ANA DE ARMAS AS SAMANTHA AMARIS MICHELLE WAYNE-KYLE
SAMMY WAYNE
AKA NIGHTHAWK

"I'm gonna steal it-"

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HUNTER SCHAFER AS HARMONIA JOANNA CARTMAN
HARMONIA CARTMAN
AKA HARMS-WAY

"Yes. Just what we needed. Another reckless queer with superpowers. I'm a trans lesbian I can say that-"

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SABRINA CARPENTER AS CHARLOTTE DIONYSUS MAGNOLIA JAMES
LOTTIE JAMES
AKA TANZANITE

"Do I want to chill with my cats tonight or do I want to punch people tonight? Hmmm-"

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ROWAN BLANCHARD AS ARTEMIS ERIS CARTER
MISSY CARTER
AKA CHASTITY

"So, yeah, and, uh- HENRY IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP-"

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PINTEREST BOY AS DAKODA ALEX CARTER
KODY CARTER
AKA CHAMELEON

"Bruuceeee, Ellie just punched in the face for shape shifting into her daaadddd-"

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ASTRID VOSS AS ALICE MARTHA WAYNE
ALICE WAYNE
AKA VIPER

"Oh, look, a redheaded mini me! Isn't she darling?"

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ABIGAIL BRESLIN AS DIANA JOSEPHINE KENT
DJ KENT
AKA SUPERNOVA

"Nice tits."

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MELANIE MARTINEZ AS MELANIE ALMA KENT-BLACKWELL
MELANIE KENT-BLACKWELL
AKA STARFIELD

"Oh, I get it! Actually, no I don't-"

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CHLOE GRACE MORETZ AS LUCILLE ISLA CARTMAN
LUCILLE CARTMAN
AKA SEALED-DEAL

"Wait, you're a bitchy child assassin too? Lemme guess, Harmie hates you already?"

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HAILEE STEINFELD AS JOSELYN PENELOPE TODD
JOSELYN TODD
AKA BIRDCAGE

"I'm just here to annoy Jason."

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AMANDLA STENBERG AS JOLENE ISABELLA KYLE
JOLENE KYLE
AKA MOUSE

"Oh, Mama just told to make sure Sammy isn't being stupid. Well, majorly stupid, at least."

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SOPHIA LILLIS AS MARIGOLD PAMELA ISLEY
MARIGOLD ISLEY

"Where's Harmonia? I brought flowers. Yes, Sammy, I know I brought her flowers this morning, but-"

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