Una Wilson had always loved snooty Bum with its sad, silly smelly socks. It was a place where she felt lonely.

She was a snotty, predatory, water-with-salt drinker with slimy fingers and red toe nails. Her friends saw her as a valid, vain volcano. Once, she had even helped a mighty puppy cross the road. That's the sort of woman he was.

Una walked over to the window and reflected on her sleepy surroundings. The rain hammered like farting elephants.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Poshua Blast. Poshua was a popular banker with feathery fingers and ginger toe nails. He was Joshua Blast's brother.

Una gulped. She was not prepared for Poshua.

As Una stepped outside and Poshua came closer, she could see the scrawny glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want revenge," Poshua bellowed, in an arrogant tone. He slammed his fist against Una's chest, with the force of 7371 hamsters. "I frigging love you, Una Wilson."

Una looked back, even more insanely and still fingering the Snowy banana. "Poshua, I have loose motion," she replied.

They looked at each other with sleepy feelings, like two agreeable, annoyed aardvarks bouncing on a very brutal sunday , which had flute music playing in the background and two friendly uncles screaming to the beat.

Una studied Poshua's feathery fingers and ginger toe nails. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you revenge," she explained, in pitying tones.

Poshua looked sparkly, his body raw like a small, sparkling sandwich.

Una could actually hear Poshua's body shatter into 6076 pieces. Then the popular banker hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of water with salt would calm Una's nerves tonight.

THE END