"3, 2, 1!"

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[ jeon jungkook ]

— Q : why couldn't you stay with el? you loved/love her so much :(

— A : I do love her so much but I had to do it for ... yoongi [fists clench in anger] although it broke me- I tend to care more about others needs than my own.

— Q : are you planning on going back to el? I know you love her and you're hurting too and fuck it I'm feeling bad for you can i hug you

— A : I don't know .. I really don't know what the future holds for us [looks down with a sigh] a hug would be great thanks

— Q : WHY TF DID YOU FOLLOW YOONGI'S ORDERS HUH

— A : for fuck sake, I hate the power dynamic we have [mutters] but to answer your question ... I don't know. sorry I can't answer these questions- I'm not in the best state right now [walks away]

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[ elianna ]

right, this again? [sits down] lets get this over and done with.

— Q : what are your biggest regrets?

— A : starting with a great question!!! [fakes a smile] urm, I regret playing with someone's love life when I had no right to? [nervous wreck] because I lost a toxic yet great friendship. I regret getting involved with jungkook in the first place, maybe that way I wouldn't have fallen so hard [lost in thought] but why the fuck couldn't I stay away?

— Q : do you hate jungkook? or do you think you deserve it?

— A : there's a part of me that really hates him, for leaving me the way he did. it was traumatising [fights back tears] I hate him for being so submissive to yoongi [sighs] but at the same time, I deserve it. it's karma, that's how it works.

— Q : how do you know it's yoongi behind this all?

— A : because I did the same thing to him, not realising that we are so fucking similar. so of course he would do the same thing to me! [throws hands in the air] it's him because jungkook basically told me with his last words "maybe you should ask yoongi." and when I confronted yoongi, he didn't deny it and he said I deserved it [thumbs up]

— Q : do you regret taking revenge on yoongi?

— A : [stares into distance] the humane side of me is saying yes, but the hatred for yoongi overpowers me so it's a no too.

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[ kim taehyung ] 

— Q : what are your thoughts on jungkook and elianna?

— A : a power couple who love making bad decisions.

Jimin : what about us???

Jin : [pushes jimin away] the real power coupLE IS ME AND ONLY ME AND SHIRA

Shira : I swear to god-

[jin runs off in the distance]

— Q : do you agree with jungkook's choice?

— A : no of course not. he should've stuck up for himself, confronted yoongi- he had a choice, everyone does! [sighs in frustration] but he's my best friend and I'm trying to see some common sense but he didn't even tell me about the plan.

Shira : what kind of fucking best friend is that-

Hoseok : [bribes shira with food for her to walk away] what did I say about causing drama? hm yeah none of that darling

Jin : but tae! would you have told Elianna if you knew?

Taehyung : truthfully ... I don't think so but shit [lost for words]

Hoseok : [appears out of nowhere with an umbrella ready to spank jin] STOP CAUSING MORE DRAMA YOU TWATS LETS GO

— Q : who will you comfort? jungkook or elianna?

— A : both.

Jin : bitch didn't even stutter damn [claps hands slowly]

— Q : did you ever think of jungkook leaving elianna?

— A : no never [shakes head and eyes jin outside of door] jin piss off! personally, I'm conflicted over him leaving her. if he really loved her, he would've stayed but then again ... it was turning toxic so fast. so maybe it's a win [shrugs] what do you guys think???

— Q : how much gucci merch do you own?

— A : do you want to find out ;)

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[ shira ]

— Q : when are you going to confess to jin?

— A : confess what???

Author : be serious for once

Shira : fine I [groans] I hate talking about this. it's nothing but a few feelings, it's just admiration- it'll never be anything more. plus he's gay let's not forget that?

Jimin : you never know [winks]

Shira : it's never happening :)

— Q : what do you feel for jin?

— A : love for sure. but not the type of love everyone thinks.

Jin : oooooHHHHHH SHIIIIIIT

Elianna : [grabs jin by the collar and drags him away]

Jin : every book I'm the victim I swear-

— Q : do you still think that jungkook is too holy?

— A : I used to [clicks tongue] but he better start praying soon because I'm coming for him and yoongi

Author : you do you [sips tea]

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[ kim seokjin ] 

— Q : is your heart going to choose someday?

— A : hopefully. it likes to do whatever it wants. does everyone's do that? because mine doesn't even give me a warning when it's going to fall for someone or decide to all of a sudden have a marathon-

— Q : who makes your heart race faster?

— A : namjoon. without a doubt.

Jimin : please pass the popcorn hobi

Hoseok : [distracted] what do you think is going to happen to our futures? bitch I'm scared can you fucking hold me-

Jimin : of course hyung [holds hand]

— Q : whom do you choose? joon or shira?

— A : I can't choose.

Elianna : [gives a look] I'm done

Jin : elianna stop judgING ME

Elianna : I'm allowed to shut up

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[ kim namjoon ]

— Q : when did you realise you had a crush on jin?

— A : crap you guys caught me

Elianna : [wiggles eyebrows]

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[ park jimin ]

— Q : how much did your life change after meeting elianna, jungkook and the others?

— A : massively [emphasises with hand gesture] it changed for the better. I've never had a proper friendship group, so it was nerve wracking becoming friends with people who were so different yet similar to me. they encourage me, take care of me and surprise me with so much love. my life has changed for the better so I'm very thankful.

Elianna : why is he so cute we don't deserve him-

Shira : [hands elianna a box of tissues]

Jin : [trying to analyse elianna's reaction to jungkook's name]

— Q : what does elianna mean to you?

— A : she means a lot more than she realises. she's one of my best friends who seems cold from the outside but has a heart of gold
[smiles happily]

audience : [swoons]

— Q : stay strong bruh

— A : say that to jungkook and elianna- they're acting so upset .. I don't know what's happened. no ones spilt the tea yet-

Namjoon : they broke up mate

Taehyung : CANDY STICK HOW DID YOU NOT REALISE

Jimin : [about to cry] they what? oh my god bye-

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[ jung hoseok ]

— Q : WAIT A MINUTE WHO'S YOUR CRUSH???

— A : jungkookie

Jungkook : that's true I'm everyone's crush am I right or-

Shira : lower that ego of yours

Taehyung : urm excuse everyone, he's mine [crosses arms]

Audience : [gasps]

Jimin : move along pretty boy [nudges taehyung away with hip] candy stick is here

Jin : ya'll are fucking weird

— Q : any other fanfic recommendations?

— A : TWO HEARTS by honeybunnytae & @taehphoria <3

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[ min yoongi ]

boo/applause ???

— Q : now that you had your revenge, do you feel pleased?

— A : no.

— Q : do you have any regrets?

— A : yeah

Author : your answers suck

Yoongi : fine ugh [sits up] I regret taking revenge.

— Q : are you happy that you lost everybody and got sweet revenge? are you glad now?

— A : I'm far from feeling glad. I've never felt shittier in my life [slumps into seat] I just want glory back, I want elianna back as my best friend and jungkook too. I don't want to be hated on at all but revenge sounded somewhat pleasant

Author : you're such a complex character why

— Q : I get it you wanted to take revenge on el, but was hurting jungkook necessary?

— A : he was linked with elianna hugely. he could break her like no one else because he unlocked her heart which is something no boy or girl has ever done before. it was never my intention to hurt him.

Jungkook : [standing outside of door and snaps how he hates yoongi but feels bad and runs]

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[ fleur ]

— Q : you really didn't have any feelings for yoongi?

— A : noPE sis

— Q : why did you leave yoongi?

— A : because a lesson needed to be taught to him [flicks hair] he wasn't a good man believe me.

— Q : hello hello flour

— A : look piss off

— Q : did you really love yoongi?

— A : why is everyone so interested in him? move tf on

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[ valeria ]  

— Q : are you sure you can take good care of jungkook?

— A : I'll try? we're just friends

Author : hmmm

— Q : do you love jungkook? since when do you know jungkook?

— A : I'm not sure if I love him. but I like him and I don't know how life's going to treat us [positive smile] I've known of him but never knew him personally until now.

— Q : okay who are you?

— A : hi nice to meet you! I'm Valeria!

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[ A- me! the author ]

— Q : what's your favourite book you've written?

— A : aH TOO MANY !! [sits back down due to excitement] Love Maze, Two Sides, but my favourite book is Letters to reality because it was such an unexpected idea, and I absolutely adore the way it came out. also I'm hella excited for the upcoming content for that book so watch out wksjjd

— Q : how do you get your inspiration?

— A :  great question! I get inspiration from everything- seriously. my personal life experiences, relationships, books, movies, shows, videos, friends, families and their backgrounds, bts themselves, me looking out the window when traveling, my peers, the content I'm being taught in my education, the news, my wild imagination, simply walking down the street or driving in a car, you guys on here uwu, other peoples fics, the freaking weather- anything!

— Q : I LOVE you :)

— A : no I LOVE you more :)

— Q : any other plans in the future?

— A : oh honey so many [huffs] but so little time, so much writers block and what the hell? plans for the future include: a namjoon fic, a jimin fic which will link to the characters in Two Sides .. which leads me onto the next question ..

— Q : will there be a book 2?

— A : YES but !!!!!!!!!!!!!
not anytime soon. there's still so much I want to do before then, so please bare with me. but it should be after the jimin fic?

— Q : so did you have that idea right from the start?

— A : yes actually. I drafted the idea in the notes on my phone, wanting to make it into a general novel. but your girl became whipped for BTS and used the idea for her first ever BTS fanfiction [claps hands] and your girl also did it whilst doing crazy, long and hard exams sO IM PROUD [grins like jimin when he sees a cat]

— Q : AY YO BRO I LOVE YOU PEACE OUT

— A : AYYYYY IT IS L I LOVE YOU SEE YA

— Q : do you love making us suffer?

— A : always [blows kiss]

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