The scariest thing happened today...

I lost my phone! DUN DUN DUN

Nah just kidding

The real thing:

Hickory, dickory, dock,
I put a live person in the london clock,
the clock struck one,
he screamed in pain,
hickory, dickory dock,

Hickory, dickory, dock,
His hand is now jammed in the clock,
the clock struck two,
his guts spluttered out,
Hickory dickory dock,

Hickory, dickory, dock
His son is now in the clock,
the clock struck three,
his bones shattered with ease,
Hickory, dickory, dock,

Hickory, dickory, dock
His wife is now hanging off the clock,
the clock struck four,
her face smashed to the floor,
Hickory, dickory, dock

Hickory, dickory, dock,
His daughter escaped from the clock,
the clock struck five,
I buried her alive,
Hickory, dickory, dock,

Hickory, dickory, dock,
I running out of ideas and should stop,
the clock struck six,
I finish the next sentence,
Hickory, dickory, dock.