Unlucky Night
Everyone was asleep in their own bedrooms, out cold and peaceful for most people, but someone wasn't sleeping well..
That would be you.
You were tossing and turning, sweating and quickening your breath.
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Y/N: Wait! Where are you going?!
EX/N: Out of here and away from you!
Y/N: Why exactly? Because I care about you?!
EX/N: No, you and your friends are way too weird! Now back off! We're done!
Y/N: But- Wait..I-
EX/N: No, I don't want to hear it Y/N, fuck you and your friends, stay in the shithole if you want, but we're done no matter what you do..
Y/N:....
EX/N: Nothing to say? Pathetic, no wonder you're in here hanging out with a bunch of nobodies.
You didn't like that, so you spoke up.
Y/N: You know what? My friends are what keeping me going everyday, and for you to talk shit about them, that just pisses me off..
EX/N: So what?
Y/N: You know..Desti is-
EX/N: I don't need to hear your comments from your dead friend!
Y/N: Excuse me?
EX/N: You heard me loud and clear...*sigh* goodbye Y/N..
She stormed off and out the castle.
Y/N: Damn you...
Francis: It's a shame she left you, Eh? No wonder you're lonely-
Y/N: FUCK OFF!
You go to punch him in his stupid nose, but all that did was make you black out.
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You woke up, looking around and you see Melony cuddling you, but since you perked up, it woke her up too. She yawns and noticed your body language.
Melony: Y/N, What's the matter?
Y/N: I-it..it was- it..
You were struggling, but Melony put two and two together and said..
Melony: It was her..wasn't it?
You slowly nod. She felt bad for you and hugged you close.
Melony: Shhhh...you're okay...you don't need to worry about that meanie...
You slowly but surely start to calm down and breathe calmly, you hugged back, enjoying the hug.
Y/N: How come your hugs are like heaven?..
Melony: Probably because I am a melon goddess, right?
Y/N: You're goddamn right.
Melony: What was that?
Y/N: Nothing.
Melony: Hmmm...okay.
Someone over heard your panic attack and slightly pushed open the door.
Y/N: Who's that?..
You heard panting, indicating it was Chowder.
Y/N: Oh hey boy, did you come here to comfort me?
Chowder's response was just to leap in your bed and cuddle between you and Melony.
Y/N: Aw..
Melony: He's so sweet, like you.
Y/N: He's sweeter.
He licked your face.
Y/N: Okay, thanks for that.
Melony giggled.
Melony: Come on sleepyhead, let's head back to bed, but this time, think happy thoughts.
Y/N: Okay, will do.
You both kiss and go back to sleep, hugging eachother as Chowder is between you two, sleeping as well.
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You wake up the next day, feeling just a little tired from last night, you get up and see Melony isn't there.
Y/N: Where is she?
You see Chowder bring in a bone from possibly the backyard.
Y/N: Oh hey Chowder.
Your stomach growled.
Y/N: Gosh I'm hungry..
He nudged your leg with his nose, getting your attention, he dropped the bone and pushed it towards you.
Y/N: Oh, no thanks buddy, you keep it, thanks for the offer though.
Chowder pants happily, he bit a little fabric of your pants, pulling you downstairs.
Y/N: Where are we going boy?!
He lets go, you see you were dragged to your friend Meggy.
Meggy: Morning Y/N.
Y/N: Hey Meggy, have you seen Melony?
Meggy: From what I heard, she's gotten into a turf war with Mario.
Y/N: What? Why?
Meggy: I'm not sure, I think Mario blew up a couple of oranges, his stupidity doesn't surprise me anymore, anyways, how are you?
Y/N: I'm ok.
Meggy immediately frowned.
Meggy: Liar.
Y/N: Liar? What do you mean liar?
Meggy: Melony told me about your little nightmare.
Y/N: Oh crap-
Meggy: Hey, don't be ashamed, shit happens. Besides, if I ever see her again, I'm gonna punch her right in her stupid face.
Y/N: Thanks Meggy, it's good to know that I have best friends.
Meggy: Of course, heck, if I never met you or anyone else, I'd probably be sitting at my apartment, or even in that paint can, bored out of my mind.
Y/N: I guess that's true.
Meggy: So, what did you plan on doing today?
Y/N: Eh..probably just see what's on TV, I've got nothing else going on.
Meggy had an idea, since she now knows you are free today, she wanted to make sure you're happy.
Meggy: I see, wanna help me train? Skully and Beta will be there.
Y/N: Sure, that sounds better than sitting here bored.
Meggy: Alright, let's get going before Mario hits rock bottom.
You listened and follow her into the basement and down the pipe.
Y/N: Did this pipe get unclogged already?
Meggy: I beg your pardon?
Y/N: Oh. Sorry, that was something else..
Meggy: Uh...okay?...Ahem! Anyways, we are here.
The pipe shot both of you out, landing on your feet, you see Skully and Beta up ahead, arm wrestling.
Beta: You won't win, you know that right?
Skully: Yeah, that's what you say, but I have the brains and brawn, while you have idiotic puns and slushee breath.
Beta: My breath doesn't smell like slushee!
Skully: Right right, I almost forgot, your breath smells like if Mario ate durians and shat them out.
Beta: Ew! Gross!
Skully: I know.
Y/N: Guys?
Beta: Sup.
Skully: Heya.
Y/N: What are you two doing?
Skully: Arm wresting.
Y/N: Cool, we just came out of an unclogged pipe.
Skully: 0_0
Meggy: 0-0
Beta:
https://youtu.be/THWoFDrXsTU
Meggy playfully punches your arm.
Meggy: NEVER say that again!
Y/N: Okay, alright.
Beta: D-dear god!...fuckin hell..*sniff* that was a good one..
He wipe a tear away.
Skully:...You've been on those "sites" again, haven't you?
Y/N: Nope.
Beta: Yeah we don't do that shit here.
Meggy: Okay enough monkey business, we gotta train hard!
Beta: But I left a cake in the oven earlier-
Meggy: You can get that later, cake time can wait.
Beta: Okay, fine.
Meggy: Cue the montage!
Beta: Cue the what?-
-Montage Time-
During this scene, Skully and Y/N were behind the same barrier, hiding from Meggy. Beta on the other hand was on top of a skyscraper.
Beta: Pfft, no way she'll ever find me-
Meggy: Hi Beta.
Beta: Fuck.
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Next scene shows Y/N having a shootout with Meggy, Beta and Skully were busy fighting eachother.
Beta: You'll never win!
Skully: You already said that dumb-
Y/N: WHOA!
Skully accidentally lowered his tail, making Y/N trip over it and causing Beta and Meggy to giggle and for Skully to rub the back of his head.
Meggy: Y/N..are you o-okay?..
She tries holding in her laughs.
Y/N: Yeah, thanks to this oversized platypus.
Skully:....Ok....
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The four were sitting down, having a nice cup of tea.
Beta: So, how's your day so far MrRibbones?
Skully: Quite wonderful MrGreyBones, what about you mr McReadsALot?
Y/N: Yes yes, quite great if you ask me, how bout you Professor SplatGod?
Meggy: Well I did some research and discovered that a virus can be cured with a daily does of internet.
Beta: Ah, now that sounds logical.
Y/N: How fascinating!
Skully: Amazing.
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Eventually everyone gathered around to see the next stunt.
Tari: What's going on here?
Y/N: Beta's is about to get launched off a roof of a building in a shopping cart.
Tari: WHAT?!
Meggy: Don't worry, it's completely safe!
Y/N: You ready Beta?
Beta puts a thumbs up.
Melony: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Y/N: We shall see, pull the lever Skully!
Skully: Okay.
He flipped a lever, but it only made you fall into a lake.
Y/N: WRONG LEVER!
Skully: Sorry!
You crawl out and kick a crocodile off of your leg.
Y/N: Why do we even have that lever?..
Skully flipped the other one, making Beta's shopping cart ropes slowly getting lose.
Beta: *Looking at a go-pro camera* Hello internet! I'm Beta Ribbones and today, I'm about to do a new stunt, I call it...umm...shopping spree rooftop?..I don't know, it's a working progress, but you see those ropes behind me? Yeah those are gonna get cut and I'll be sent flying downwards into the streets, I'll probably die, but dolphins have how many lives? Probably more than cats.
His ropes get cut, he flies off into the streets below, eventually crashing into a fire hydrant.
Beta: Ow...
Jackson: What the fuck?!
Clare: Prick..
Beta: Fuck you bitch!
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Y/N: That was quite fun.
Skully: I had a ball, I'm glad we could all hang out today.
Meggy: Me too!
Mario: By the way Beta! Your cake burned!
Beta: Damn...
Melony greeted you by kissing your cheek.
Melony: Hi!
Y/N: Hey Melony, how was your turf war with Mario?
Melony: Brutal, I think I messed him up.
Mario was busy rolling in a wheelchair.
Mario: Mario is okie dokie!
Y/N: Yeah, he'll be fine.
As he said that, a car flung him.
Skully: Yeah, definitely will be fine.
(Ain't that something?)
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