You slowly come to your senses..

Y/N: Ow....Beta what the hell was that for?..

Saiko: Hey, don't confuse me with that idiot..it's me Saiko! We've met like..a thousand times now..

She playfully nudged your arm.

Y/N: Oh! Hey Saiko..no you see, I just remember Beta backhanding me..and I blacked out.

Saiko: Really?. I'm sorry..I guess I gotta have a chat with little Beta.

Y/N: Yea..

You felt the couch.

Y/N: Ah..thanks..

Saiko: For what?

Y/N: Your bringing me on the couch, the floor is hard and cold.

Saiko: Oh, it's Uh..it's no problem Y/N..it's what friends are for.

Eventually you hear the castle doors open up, you get up to see Melony with a..baby?

Y/N: Hey Melony..who's the kid?

Melony: Isn't he the cutest?!

You and Saiko stare in awe, where did she even find one?.

Saiko: Oh my god..where'd you get a baby...

She then glared at you with a faint blush.

Saiko: Did you two..you know..

Y/N: Saiko!

Melony blushed bright.

Melony: No! Bad!

Saiko: Okay! Sorry! I just.. how did you-

Y/N: I don't know..

SMG4 and Mario came back.

Mario: Hello! You all missed Mario! But he's okie dokie!

SMG4: Hey..

Y/N: Hi, do you mind explaining how she got a baby?..

SMG4: Let's just say..when a mask and a fruit love each other very much..they, you know, umm..collide..

Y/N: O-Oh..I guess..I'm a dad now..

That word ran through your head..

Y/N: IM GONNA BE A DAD?!

Melony: Yay! We're parents!!

She said happily, you were in shock still.

Y/N: Am I really ready for be a father?! I-I..Don't know..fuck..

Melony: Hey!! Language! You don't want little Barry growing up with a bad mouth!

Y/N: I'm..sorry..

Melony: Do you wanna hold him?..

You look at the baby, he was dressed like a blueberry. He smiled at you and looks into your eyes with those big purple eyes, making you smile. Barry smiled right back and his little hands try to reach to you.

Y/N: Sure..I wouldn't mind holding the little guy.

Melony smiles brightly and hands Barry to you. He cuddled into your chest and coos.

Y/N: Awwww...

He looks into your eyes again, smiling.

Y/N: Hey Barry..welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom..you're in a castle! A mighty castle!

He stared around the castle in awe, surprised on how big this place is.

Y/N: Big place isn't it?

He looks back at you.

Y/N: Yea..Well wait till you meet the others..one of em is on vacation, but she'll be back.

He responded with a little yawn.

Y/N: Tired?.

He cuddles into you and rests.

Y/N: I take that as a yes.

You smile, your friends and girlfriend watch with a little smile.

Saiko: That's just precious..

Y/N: I know..he's so..perfect..

Skully: Well congratulations Y/N..

Y/N: Thank you Skully..

Skully: Anytime man, anytime..and if you ever need help or want some alone time with Mels, just let any of us know.

He nods, you nod back.

Y/N: Thank you..again..

He smiled.

Skully: Of course.

You continue to hold your new kid..smiling and feeling your heart melt as he was at peace with you in your arms.

(Well, I guess that saves us from another lemon, Eh?)