During your cozy little date, you felt your pocket vibrate.

Melony: What was that?

Y/N: That would be my phone, who's texting me?

You pull out your phone and your calmness erupts into panic.

Melony: What's wrong?!

Y/N: It's Axol! He's being held against his will!

———

Axol: Help us, we're stuck in an island with this thing!!

Meggy: What?!

Skully: Which island are we talking about?!

SMG4: I think I have an idea of where...

Tari: Wait, you're not saying that it's that island...

Beta: I swear if it is, I'm gonna lose it.

SMG4: Anime island.

Beta: Fuck.

Y/N: Damn it, we need to get them back!

Luigi: What's the plan Glitchy?

SMG4: We're going in and getting them back..

Beta: I agree, I say we invade that island and smoke that thing! The military should've done this since we first discovered it!

Skully: It's not that easy, you know that right? Bullets don't kill atomic matter.

Beta: Then what does?

Skully: Usually explosives, but I don't think we posses any.

Beta: Oh, trust me, I have some in store.

Y/N: God Beta..

SMG4: That'll do, we'll meet up at the docks.

Meggy: Sounds good, see you all there.

Y/N: See ya.

———

Melony: What's going on?

Y/N: It's our friends, they need us.

Melony: Let's go then, we'll continue our date later.

She kissed your cheek.

Y/N: Okay, let's go then cutie.

Melony blushed and followed.

-The Dock-

SMG4 saw you in the distance and waved at you, you wave back.

SMG4: Glad you brought Melony, she's a good help.

Melony smiles.

Beta: Anywho, how are we gonna get to the island? It's not like we have a boat floating around.

SMG4: Oh Beta, you poor fool, we don't need a boat, we have the glitch submarine!

Boopkins: Oh yeah! I remember seeing that in my house!

Bob: I tHoUgHt iT wAs A gIaNt DiLd-

Skully: So, where is this "Glitch Submarine?"

SMG4: It'll arrive, just wait-

The sun emerges from the water, the door opens, showing Chris and Swag.

Swag: Get in bitches! Where going fishing!

Chris: Come on!

Everyone gets in and view the scenery.

Tari: It's a bit cramped in here..

SMG4 realizes that everyone is indeed crammed.

Mario: I can't find my spaghetti! I lost it in all of these fat asses!

Beta: By fat ass, do you mean yourself?

Mario: Shut up!

Skully: Guys, not the time.

Mario: Okie dokie.

Beta: Okay dad.

Skully: We're brothers.

Beta: I'm aware.

Tari: Okay, so now what?

Chris: Let's move this into first gear!

The two soldiers steer the sub off into the direction of the island.

Everyone was sitting down and looking around, Melony fell asleep on your shoulder, so did the other girls.

Skully: Seems like you've found your new girlfriend.

You blush a bit.

Y/N: Uh, y-yeah..I was gonna tell you but..I kinda got caught up with her..

Beta: Oh, you're not the only one bud, mr efficient here likes to hang out with our short friend.

Skully: Really? Last time I checked, you also were checking out our gamer friend.

Beta: So we're gonna play that way Huh?

Bob: At LeAsT i GeT mOrE bItChEs!

Beta: Name one.

Bob then tries thinking of a name.

Bob: Um Uh..

Beta: I'm waiting, trash bag.

Bob: ShE gOeS tO aNoThEr ScHoOl.

Skully: What?

SMG4: Guys, we're here, wake up everyone else.

Beta: Okay, as you wish.

He gets out a radio bomb and it starts blaring.

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The girls wake up, almost having a heart attack, minus Melony.

Beta: Jesus Christ, that girl can sleep.

Y/N: You have no idea.

Meggy then slapped Beta across the face.

Beta: Ow! What did I do?

Meggy: What do you think?

Beta: I don't know.

Meggy:...Nevermind, what happened?

Skully: We're here.

Tari: Oh, Alright! Let's go save them!

Swag: Come along kiddies! We need to defeat that red bitch!

Mario: Hey!

Y/N: He wasn't talking about you!

Mario: Oh.

Chris: Go go go!

The door opens and everyone gets out to see the old building, now in a functional condition, but still broken down.

Y/N: Okay, this is it, we can do this..

Beta: What about Melony?

Y/N: I got this.

You grab a strawberry and crush it.

Melony: WHO DID THIS?!

This scared Beta, making him jump into Tari's arms.

Tari: Uh..

Beta: I..I can explain.

Tari sets him down on his feet.

Beta: That's crazy.

Melony: W-who did this?!

Y/N: It was the red fiend.

Melony; That scoundrel..I'll chop him to pieces!

She drew her sword.

Y/N: Good, let's get our friends back.

SMG4: and kill this thing off!

Beta: God damn, we're good, look at that, eight hundred and six words!

Everyone looks at Beta with a puzzled look.

Beta: Forget it, I was just thinking to myself.

Y/N: Okay?...

They ignore it and walk towards the facility, smelling something rotten, you see something horrific.

Y/N: Oh god..that's gross..

You discovered the lifeless body of Francis, still decaying and decomposing from nature.

Y/N: Well, you did asked for it.

You walk away and to your friends. You then ram down the door, finding your two friends and SMG3.

SMG3: Thank god!

Saiko: GUYS!

Axol: Just in time!

SMG4: I didn't know SMG3 was gonna be here.

Meggy: Ignore it, where's this thing?

Axol: I don't know..he vanished into thin air right when he heard you..

Then, the atomic Skully reappears again, this time with a ritual sword in hand.

Y/N: Give up, you're outnumbered, there's no way out of this, you either stand up and fight, or you stand down and run away.

You got your answer when he gestured his hand to come here.

Everyone got read for the battle. Meggy equips her splattershot, Skully grabs his laser pistol, Beta pulls out his scythe, You get your emergency sword, SMG4 gets his Meme Cannon, Melony held her sword on tight, Luigi got out his vacuum and some ghost traps, Mario gets out a..plate of spaghetti? Nevermind.

(1 vs 8, I wonder how that'll end)