You were having trouble today moving a box, so you dialed up Mario's number to call him.

Y/N: Hello?

Mario: Hey, what's up?

Y/N: I need your help. Can you come here?

Mario: Mario can't right now, I'm buying spaghetti.

Y/N: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.

Mario: I can't find them.

Y/N: What do you mean you can't find them?

Mario: Mario can't find them, there's only soup.

Y/N:....what do you mean there's only soup?..

Mario: It means there's only soup.

Y/N: Well then get out of the soup isle!

Mario: Fine! You don't need to shout at me!

He leaves and goes into another isle, he finds more soup.

Mario: There's more soup!

Y/N: What do you mean there's more soup!?

Mario: It means there's more soup!!

Y/N: Go into the next isle!

Mario peaked over and saw more soup.

Mario: There's even more soup!

You were beginning to lose patience.

Y/N: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Mario: IM AT SOUP!

Y/N: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!

Mario: IT MEANS MARIO'S AT SOUP!

Y/N: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Mario: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Y/N: WHY ARE YOU BUYING SPAGHETTI AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Mario: FUCK YOU!

He threw his phone outside. You hung up and sighed.

Y/N: Damn it..who's gonna help me- wait..

You look over and saw the box was already moved.

Y/N: How did..that get there?

Beta: You kinda hit it when yelling at Mario.

Boopkins: Ow...

Y/N: Sorry Boopkins!

Boopkins: You're ok Y/N..can I Uh..get some help?

Beta: No but you can get therapy.

Boopkins: Uh....

Beta: That was a joke. Come on Y/N, help me move this thing.

You and Beta head over to the box and move it so Boopkins could get free, he squeezed out of the spot and thanked both of you.

Boopkins: Thank you so much!

Y/N: You're welcome Boopkins!

Beta: Anytime.

He leaves, Beta asked you a question.

Beta: Meggy isn't with you?

Y/N: No, she and the girls took a trip to the mall.

Beta: Oh lord, that should be fun for them.

Y/N: Yep.

Beta: So you're free right?

Y/N: Basically yeah, why?

Beta: How about you and I go to the bar to get a beer? Drinks on my tab.

Y/N: Hell yeah!

Beta: Great! We'll leave here around an hour, for now we can go downstairs to play a game that I found at the bottom of the game barrel.

Y/N: What game is that?

He then proceeded to pull out a game called Undertale 2.

Y/N: Damn..looks fascinating..

Beta: Looks a bit cheesy, but you should never judge a book by its cover.

Y/N: That's true, alright let's play.

As he puts the disk in, you sat down and got a controller, so did Beta. For the next hour you were both having a blast battling realistic Sans, until you both finally beat him.

Realistic Sans: *Huff Puff* so..you got me..tell me something....was it worth it?

After slaying the skeleton, it was time to head out.

Beta: We beat 'em. Now we can go and get a drink to that.

Y/N: Right on.

Beta drives you to the Drunken Toadstool bar, where you'll get yourself a nice cool drink.

Bar Tender: Good evening gentlemen, what can I get you two?

Beta: Get me a bitter, what would you like Y/N?

Y/N: I'll take a classic beer.

Bar Tender: Alright, coming right up.

As a few minutes pass by, the drinks arrive.

Bar Tender: Here you go!

Beta: Thanks!

Y/N: Thank you!

Bar Tender: Anytime, enjoy.

The tender leaves, you both try out your drinks and seemed to like them.

Y/N: This shit is good.

Beta: Yeah, definitely.

You spoke too soon...as soon as you both got done with your drinks, you both ordered another round, and a third round, later it became a little contest on who could drink more without getting drunk, after about a few more drinks.,you both got hit hard with them.

Y/N: I feel..funny..

Beta: Yeppity Yeppers Yooo..*Belch*

Y/N: Excuse *belch* you..

Beta: Y-ya wanna know..something funny?..

Y/N: Sure man..

Beta: When I first..met ya..I was like "I don't think I like this guy.." but now that I've gotten to know ya...I'm all like "hey..this guys pretty cool!"

You only chuckled to that.

Y/N: That's an amazing story there man..

Your phone vibrates.

Beta: Damn bee is back!..

Y/N: I think that was just my...phone *hiccup*

You struggled to pull out your phone, you see that it's Meggy.

Meggy: hey Y/N, where are you?

Y/N: Oh..it's just Meggy!

Beta: Great! She can..join us for a drink!

You agreed and sloppy texted her.

Y/N: Eyem at teh br, cum on down to da barrrrr..

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Meggy: Huh?..what does that mean-

She rereads your sentence and realizes you're drunk.

Meggy: I'll drive..

She gets Tari and they both go to the bar, seeing their drunk lovers there.

Beta: Heeeey! You brought Tarriii!

Y/N: Awesome!..come have a drink with us! We're gonna meet the meatball dragon!

Tari: Meatball dragon?...

Beta: It's this...epic dragon that only comes when you have a drink!..

Meggy: I think you're both just wasted..

Tari: How do we get them home?

Meggy: We'll take a taxi.

They turn back to the two, seeing them goof off.

Beta: Watch this..

He lets out a belch.

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Y/N: That's a neat trick..but can you do this?..

You release as much gas you had in your stomach, creating a belch.

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Beta, Tari and Meggy went wide eyed, you did manage to gain the attention to some of the people drinking here too. Once you were done you look to see that the three were at a loss for words.

Y/N: Did you hear that?..

Beta: God damn! You've been packing..

Meggy: Okay drunk pants. Let's get you two home.

Tari: Yeah..before you go and blow up something else.

Y/N: What about the meatball dragon?..

Meggy: The Meatball dragon can wait another time, we gotta get a special guy to the castle.

Y/N: Who's this special guy?

Meggy: It's you, of course!

Tari: As for you, I think this dolphin is really a drunken sailor.

Y/N: I like that song! What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

Beta: Toss em overboard to them sharks!

Meggy: Oh god, we better get them into a taxi otherwise we won't hear the end of it.

Tari: Okay.

They both find a Taxi and make it stop.

Swag: Hello! Did someone hire a taxi?

Meggy: Yep, we need a ride back to Peach's castle.

Swag: Okay, get in.

Meggy carefully gets you in without hitting anything, so does Tari with Beta, the two girls get in and close the door.

Swag: Off we go, chitty chitty bang bang!

The car started flying, soon it landed in front of the castle.

Meggy: Thanks!

Swag: No problemo.

The four of you get out, Swag flew away.

Tari: Come on, you've gotta get some rest.

Beta: I don't need rest...YOU need rest! Eh?

Y/N: I'll go and sleep on the nice..couch..

Beta: You love couches? I love couches too!

Y/N: Yay! Couch buddies!

Beta: Yay!

Meggy facepalmed and got you inside, Tari gets Beta inside, Meggy then got you on the couch and lays you down.

Meggy: Rest up, you big dork.

She smiled and kissed your forehead.

Tari: How do we get you up the stairs?

Beta: Goood question...I don't even know..

Tari struggled to get Beta up the stairs but she makes it to the top..but as soon as she cheers, Beta fell down the stairs.

Beta: Ouch...

Y/N: You alright man?..

Beta: Yeah...this floor is comfy..

Tari: I'm sorry! Here I'll get you.

Y/N: He can..sleep on the sofa bed..

You somehow were sober enough to unfold the couch into a sofa bed. Meggy smirked.

Meggy: Make sure you and Beta don't get too spiced up.

Y/N: You know I'm loyal to you.

Meggy: Oh I know.

Beta: I gotta share a bed with him?!..

Y/N: It's either that or the floor.

Beta: Fiiiinnnneeeee...

He stumbled over and lays down in bed, he immediately passes out.

Y/N: Well that worked.

Meggy: Seemed like it.

You laid down, Meggy and Tari get an idea. They both nod and Meggy lays next to you, and Tari lays next to Beta.

Meggy & Tari: Good night sleepy heads.

Meggy kisses your cheek, as Tari kisses Betas, they both fall asleep with you and Beta.

(Now we have a drunken Y/N and a drunken Beta! What shall we do with them?)