WOTFI 2023 (Mission 5)
(A) GUESS IMA GO FISHING 1%
(B) Straight up murder 47%
(C) A can of dog crap 1%
(D) "Special" cupcakes 51%
Winner: (D) "Special" cupcakes.
SMG4 and SMG3 take a look inside a box of cupcakes, and a little note saying:
"Use only for emergencies, not for snack times MARIO.. thank you!" Signed the Ribbones bros.
SMG4: Well, we're gonna need these to get past em, whatever they do..
SMG3 takes the box and offers it to the table.
SMG3: Here! We've brought a little something to celebrate our wealthy lives! Everyone take a cupcake! There's enough for everybody!
Steve/Chris/Swag: Ooooohhhh..
Rob: Oh boy, I love cupcakes-
Swag: Not for you, you poor noob.
He says before 360 noscoping him out.
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SMG4: Yea! So good, you can eat 'em raw!
Steve:..I thought that was only for potatoes.
SMG3: Well yeah, but these babies are Soo tasty! They're good raw! But we decided to bake em..since it'd be more expensive to bring 'em raw.
Swag: Oh dam, makes sense. Lemme try one.
Steve: Me too.
Chris: Eh, why not.
They each take a cupcake, Swag gets coconut creme, Chris picks out the confetti one and Steve chooses the Luigi hat cupcake.
Swag: Damn, coconut's a nutty flavor..
Chris: Man..this cupcake is good-
He falls backwards and dies immediately.
Swag: Lolololo he died for shits and giggles, Lolololo-
He then farted..
Swag: Oh shit..
Swag's stomach began to rumble as he frantically went to the bathroom.
Swag: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT THE MOTHERLOAD IS COMING! OH SHIT!
Steve: AH JESUS CHRIST!
He screams like a girl as he ran off with blood in his mouth.
SMG4 and 3 stare in shock on how that worked out..
SMG3: Jesus Christ..I gotta know what they put in there..
SMG4:..We can ask them later, but let's go! The elevators open!
SMG3: Yeah..let's go, I'm starting to smell it and it's making me gag..
Swag: HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME WHEN I LOST THE PASSWORD TO MILEENA'S ONLYFANS-
SMG4: Yeah, let's go!
He gets weirded out and takes the elevator up with 3 in it.
They take a nice elevator ride up there with no issues what so ever.
SMG4:..So..
SMG3: What?
SMG4: What do we do with the rest of these cupcakes?
SMG3: I don't know-
The elevator doors open up to reveal Mario.
Mario: It's-a me! Mario-
SMG4 freaks out and chucks a chocolate cupcake into his big mouth, making Mario devour it.
Mario:......
SMG3/SMG4:.....
Mario's eyes go pink and lazy as he sloppily began to boogie in the hallway.
Mario: I was gonna hump spaghetti, but I got high...I was gonna stick mah pingas in pasta, but I was high..La dada my Mah pp itches and I know why! Yeah! Cause I was high, cause I was high, cause I was high! Ladadada-
He then falls a sleep.
Mario: Nighty night...
They both pass by him, now knowing there's pot inside the chocolate cupcake..
SMG4: Jesus..
SMG3: Well, that worked well..
SMG4: You're telling me..
They pause at the one and only, CEO's office, smiling at each other before going to open it, but it's locked.
SMG3: Damn it! it's locked! How are we gonna get the damn notebook now?!
SMG4: Hang on..let's try searching Mario's body. Maybe he has the key.
SMG3:..Fine, it's worth a shot.
They do so and find an old man inside Mario's back pocket.
Old Man: Feed me.. :(
SMG4: No..
He chucks him away.
Old Man: Oh my leg!
SMG3 pulls out a spy's head.
Spy: Kill me.
SMG3: Later..
He says before throwing him out a window.
SMG4: Oh, here it is!
He says as he pulls out the key. SMG3's face lights up in excitement as he looks at it.
SMG3: Awesome! Now let's go get my notebook back!
They rush to the door and unlock it, the doors creak open to reveal..another room? On the other side was a large vault door.
SMG3: It's gotta be behind that vault-
SMG4: Wait!
He stopped him, SMG4 then presses a button, causing a small bottle of baby powder to come out, he takes some and blew it out of his hand to reveal invisible laser beams littering the entire room.
SMG4: Yep..just as I expected, these lasers will probably explode if we touch em.
SMG3:..Why do you have baby powder?
?: Cause he's got a sensitive ass.
SMG4:...Y/N, get out of the vents.
He says as he watches you fall from the ceiling vent.
Y/N: What's up..
You say as you catch Meggy before she could hit the ground.
Meggy: Being sus is too hard..
SMG3: What are you two doing here?!
Y/N: I don't know, figured some friends of mine needed help.
Meggy: Yeah, and I rarely am in this one..
She crosses her arms.
Y/N: Well, now you are..
SMG4 then lightens up a little.
SMG4: Say, since you two are here, you can help us..
Y/N: Sweet! How so?
....
The four of you began to scratch your chins..
Y/N: Hmmmm...
SMG3: Hmm....
Meggy: Hmmmm....
SMG4: Hmmmmm.....
Mission 5: The CEO's Office
(A) Make SMG4 use his epic 'athletic' skills to dodge everything.
(B) Make SMG3 do a lil bit of trolling.
(C) Make Y/N use his overpowered plot armor to deal with the lasers.
(D) Make Meggy use a splatbomb to shut off the fuse box powering the lasers.
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