Now sitting in court, Lawyer Kong and Miyamoto sat there, waiting. Skully was reading a book to kill time, he seems very interested in it.

Lawyer Kong: Ugh, this is getting ridiculous..

Y/N: It was your idea to take us into court.

Miyamoto: Here's an idea, quit poisoning my Mario's mind with all these memes!

SMG4: He likes them! Unlike being forced into making another Mario game.

Kirby then came back to the main judge seat, gavel in hand.

Kirby: ORDER! Calm it down people!

You noticed this and greet him.

Y/N: Hey Kirby! I didn't know you were a judge.

Kirby: Sure did, I think I made the right choice for this job.

Beta: Good for you..so when's the trial gonna begin?

Kirby looked around and sighed.

Kirby: We cannot start the trial unless if you have a lawyer, sorry.

Lawyer Kong: HAH! That means I win-

?: Hold it..

Everyone looks over to see a shadow in the doorway, you then smile at what you see.

Y/N: Hell yeah..

Meggy: Meggy Spletzer, Lawyer in training! At your service!

Everyone claps and cheers for her presence.

Lawyer Kong: What the?

He looked over with a frown.

Lawyer Kong: You gotta be kidding me..

Kirby: Oh, in that case, let us begin.

Troy: Just in time!

Y/N: I love that women so much..

Skully: Let's do this!

Lawyer Kong: You'll lose, just like your little porcupine friend did when he tried getting rid of me!

Saiko: We'll see about that..

Kirby: Where are your paperworks?

Meggy: I bet your pardon?

Kirby: I mean, where's the legal evidence..

Meggy: I- wait a minute..last time I checked..I gave it to Sh-

Then you hear someone gagging, it was Sherak.

Troy: Hey! Sher! Are you okay?!?

Y/N: What's happening?!

Troy: I don't know!

Beta: He's choking..hold on.

He then uses the butt end of the scythe to smack his stomach, coughing up a very important paper towards Kirby.

Sherak: Ew, those corn dogs taste like vomit.

Beta: They weren't even corn dogs you fuckwit-

Kirby: Silence!!

He reviews the papers, cleaning the saliva off.

Kirby: Wait a minute..this contends with the DMCA contract Miyamoto signed!

You were genuinely surprised.

Y/N: What?..

Skully: Oh shit, good one Sher!

Will: Very good job.

Tari: Yay! Now we can begin the trial!

Both Lawyer Kong and Meggy stare each other down, ready to take on the challenge of the legality wars.

Kirby: Take your seats everyone! This court is now in session!

The gavel slams down.

And so it begins...

After everyone got seated, Kirby spoke up.

Kirby: Now, we're here in case 2,037, Lawyer Kong and Meggy are now here for legal ownsership for Mario, Meggy's side is he should be a free man, Kong thinks otherwise. Lawyer Kong, get your side of the story straight to the point, what would you like to say?

Lawyer Kong wasted no time and slammed his hand on his desk.

Lawyer Kong: Your friend destroyed my headquarters! Causing illegal property damage! And only to top it off, that friend of yours destroyed my robot, which is considered a felony. Your honor, these people are madmen! We only wanted to do business as usually, but these people wanted us to fall! They sabotaged us!

Kirby: What?!

Lawyer Kong: Yes! I saw it happen!

Kirby glared at Meggy and shook his head slowly.

Meggy: Oh no..

Kirby: If that's true, where is your evidence? Also where is your witness?

Miyamoto: Your honor, I saw it happen too, I vouch for him, and here is your evidence.

Miyamoto then got a koopa to drag in a demolished and rusted out Mecha-Kong.

Kirby: I hope you have a license to own a machine that large..

Lawyer Kong: Trust me, I do.

He showed his contract on the mech.

Lawyer Kong: These fools broke my $ 9,000,000 mech.

Kirby: I see.

He then turns to Meggy.

Kirby: Meggy? What's your side of the story?

Meggy didn't really get to see what this mech actually did, so she was completely lost until..

On the sword, she saw some blood.

Meggy: What's this?

She pointed it out.

Miyamoto: Oh no..we forgot to wipe off the blood!

Miyamoto whispered to Lawyer Kong.

Lawyer Kong: Don't worry boss. She won't prove that it's actually blood, we'll just say that it's red cherry kool-aid.

Meggy: Why do you have blood on the blade part of the mech?

Kirby saw it and turns to Lawyer Kong and Miyamoto.

Kirby: Care to explain Lawyer Kong and Miyamoto?

Lawyer Kong: Your honor, that isn't blood, that's cherry Kool-Aid.

You weren't buying it, that's too sketchy.

Y/N: I know blood and that right there looks like blood..

Lawyer Kong: Hey! No one was talking to you!

Meggy: Don't speak to him like that!

Y/N: *Scoff* I know you're lying about this Kong-

Kirby: *Slams gavel* Silence! Continue Mrs. Spletzer.

She went to her side of the story.

Meggy: My story is that he used this mech to cause harm to our friend! That's why this thing has his blood on it!

The audience gasps.

Kirby: Whoa..okay, only one way we can answer this. Take a DNA test.

An officer then scraped some of the blood off the blade and into a test tube, they then went to go scan it.

Tinker: This is getting intense..where's the popcorn?

Axol: This isn't a movie. This is real life.

Tari: I'm scared..what if we don't win?

Saiko: We will. I can feel it.

———

While Meggy and Lawyer Kong were giving their sides of their stories, Beta was asleep, bored out of his mind.

Belle took notice and elbows him, he woke up.

Beta: Hmm?..what happened? Did we win?..*Yawn*

Belle: Pay attention.

Beta frowns at her.

Beta: I'm tired Taco Belle..let me sleep..

Belle: When did you even go to bed last night?

Beta: I don't know, Tari kept me up all night..

Belle: Why?

Beta: She had a nightmare about some guy named Derek Lucks?..I don't know.

Belle's eyes widen, remembering everything.

Belle:....Did she now?.....

Beta: What?

Belle: Nothing. Nothing at all. I'll talk to her later about it.

Beta: Uh..okay..

He yawned and went back to sleep. Kirby grew impatient and yelled.

Kirby: NO SLEEPING IN COURT!

He threw his gavel at Beta's head, waking him up.

Beta: Ow! What the hell?..

He said rubbing his head.

Kirby: Good, now continue Mrs. Spletzer.

Meggy: Thank you your honor. As I was saying, If you ask Mario about that mech, I bet he'd give you a story.

Kirby: Okay? Mario! Rise!

Mario stands up with a plate of spaghetti stuck to his face.

Mario: Yes?

He said, muffled, You pulled the bowl off his face and tossed it away.

Mario: Thanks-a, what is it? Can't you see Mario was busy making a pasta-piece-a?

Kirby: When you look at that Mech, what do you know about it?

Mario then looked over at the mech.

Mario: Oooooooh..that one-a, that one tried to butt fuck me in the ass-a. It almost got Luigi and I killed! Then a magical red Afro dude came by and saved us like a big pizza pie in Mario's stomach!

Troy: His name is Zirax.

Kirby: Zirax?

Troy: Yes.

Kirby: I've known him since college! How's he doing?

You all gulp.

Will: Uh oh. Uh..

Troy: He's dead..

Kirby seemed devastated at first, but he had to ask one important question.

Kirby: Oh..did he have to do with the trial?

Y/N: He did, yes. He brought us back to life.

Kirby: That does seem like a Zirax move- Oh! The test is back!

A doctor came back with the results, showing an octoling.

Meggy: Desti...?

Leo: Oh god..

Leo puts his head down as Skully patted him on the back.

Lawyer Kong: I'm sure it was self defense! She and everyone else was responsible for causing mass destruction across our industry!

Meggy: What?..I..

Y/N: No-

*Slam*

Skully: OBJECTION!

You all look at Skully, who had enough of this nonsense. His book was then plopped to the side.

Y/N: W-what are you doing?..

Skully: Saving our skin.

Kirby: Yes, Mister?

Skully: Ribbones, Skully Ribbones.

Kirby: Rise please.

Skully rises.

Kirby: What's the story?

Skully: My story is that these convicts are responsible for multiple crimes, we were only trying to stop them, luckily I kept count, from forced labor to make their games, brainwashing, kidnapping, attempted murder and first degree murder.

Lawyer Kong/Miyamoto: WHAT?!?

Skully: That's right, I know what you really did, and I know you're just trying to worm your way out of this, but it isn't gonna save you this time..

Miyamoto: No, no no no..

Lawyer Kong: He's playing the crime cards!!

Skully: If I may, this means they're both violating law codes 375, 192, 926, 135 and 173 in the mushroom kingdom's criminal law handbook. So if I'm correct, then these two will be developing games behind bars for the rest of their days..

The whole court went silent, everyone was shocked that he actually knew this kind of stuff.

Beta: What the?..

Y/N: How do you know this stuff?..

Skully: I have a lot of free time on my plate, so I decided to get into this handbook, quite handy, isn't it?

Kirby: Okay, I think I've heard and seen enough. You may sit Mr. Ribbones.

Skully: Thank you your honor.

He does so.

———

Now it was time for the judge to decide, it was intense, you all lean in to hear Kirby as he spoke up.

Kirby: I here by in favor of....

......

......

..............

Kirby: Meggy Spletzer!

You cheer. Meggy shot you an air high five, you high fived back.

Beta: Oh yeah!! who's in big legal trouble now?! YOU!

He cackled up.

Lawyer Kong: No! What?!? How?!

Miyamoto: Gosh darn it..

Kirby: Mario, Luigi, you two are officially free men!

Luigi and Mario cheer in happiness.

Mario: YAHOO!

Luigi: OH YEAH!

Kirby: As for you Lawyer Kong and Miyamoto..

They shake with fear.

Kirby: You two will be held in custody for the time being, so I hope you both like prison food.

Lawyer Kong: NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME!

Lawyer Kong became furious and tried running towards Skully, cops stop him in his tracks as Lawyer Kong tried reaching him, but no avail.

Lawyer Kong: THIS ISN'T THE END! I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR OVERGROWN PLATYPUS!

Skully: I have a name you know.

Kirby: Officers, take this ape back to the zoo, where he belongs.

Lawyer Kong: NO! Anywhere but the zoo!!!! NOOOOOO!!!

He was then dragged away.

Kirby: You and your friends are officially free to go now, thank you for participating.

Y/N: Thanks your honor, you won't be disappointed in your decision!

Kirby: Good, Also..make sure Zirax's legacy keeps going.

Y/N: We will, don't worry.

Kirby smiled.

Kirby: Good, you're free to leave, see ya Y/N.

Y/N: Okay, bye Kirby!

He waved and you waved back.

Miyamoto: Wait!!

You pause again and see Miyamoto, looking sad.

Y/N: Can I help you?

Miyamoto: Just..take good care of Mario..that's all I ask, please?

You smiled and put a hand on his shoulder.

Y/N: Don't worry, we will.

Meggy: Hey cutie, you coming?~

She said with a smirk.

Y/N: Yep. On my way!

Miyamoto: Hey...

Y/N: Huh?

Miyamoto smiled a little.

Miyamoto: Thank you.

Y/N: Anytime! Sorry you have to be in jail for the time being.

Miyamoto: Eh, I had it coming..it's fine.

Y/N: Gotcha, see ya Miyamoto.

You both wave goodbye.

You go and join Meggy, holding hand with you as you all leave the court room, accomplished.

Y/N: We did it, after a long battle, we finally did it.

Meggy: Yep, we couldn't have done it without our dear friend Skully, you really put on a show back there!

Skully: Me? You're joking right? If you didn't show up to court, well Lawyer Kong would've won by default, and besides, I think you were pretty good!

Meggy: Thanks Skully, but don't try to avoid it, you did do good, you never told us you read the criminal activity book.

Skully: You never asked.

Y/N: We're proud man, good job!

Meggy: Yeah!

Skully: Aw, thanks Y/N, you're a good friend, you know that?

Y/N: Of course!

He and you fist bumped.

Skully: Now, to get home and celebrate our victory!

———

Everything was back to the way things used to be, no more lawsuits, no more Lawyer Kong, just peace, and of course, craziness.

(Oooh)

-The Zoo-

Lawyer Kong:........

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(RIP Lawyer Kong)