You slept well but you realized you're not in your room.

Y/N: What's up with me waking up in a different fucking place? First it was a Hospital, then it was Fall Guys, and WOFTI in a prison cell...THEN it was Squid Game, then Security Breach, and the hospital again and a horrible dream!..now I'm in some weird house!

You get a call on your phone and decide to pick it up.

Y/N: Y/N speaking, who's this?

Flumpty: Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty, I'm an egg, I'm immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space, also I'm coming after you, you can figure the rest out....have fun...

He hung up.

Y/N: Uh..okay? First off, I'm fighting another egg?

Mario: Huh? Where did my spaghetti go?! I was relaxing with my waifu- I mean Spaghetti Alfredo!

Y/N:.......

Mario: What?

Y/N: Simp.

Mario: What?! NO!

Y/N: You're banned from the internet, go to horny jail you sussy baka.

Mario: What does that even mean?

Y/N: I don't know, maybe I should be banned from the internet, my search history is like a fucking dumpster.

You check the clock and see that it's 12 AM.

Y/N: I'm getting Vietnam flashbacks..

Mario: Oh no..FREDDY! WE NEED YOU!

Y/N: Freddy isn't here Mario.

Mario: Aw man..

You check the door light and see an egg.

Flumpty: Hey! How's it going?

Y/N: SWEET PISS CAKEHOLE!!

You shut the door.

Mario: I'mma gonna see what's on this side.

He checks the other door and finds a rectangle man with a pizza hat.

Birthday Boy Blam: There's that juicy boy!

Mario: MAAAA!

He closed the door.

Y/N: Damn it..

-1 AM-

You sit and check the cameras, you find a Beaver sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Y/N: What the?..

The mammal looks up and saw the camera.

Beaver: They put a camera in the shitter?! Are you enjoying the show you damn animal?!

You switch cameras. That's when you hear someone running down the halls.

Beaver: I'm gonna whoop your ass you little son of a bitch!

Mario: FURRY!

He closed the door, you see an outline of a beaver in the door.

Beaver: Ow...my beaver nuggets...

Y/N: Walk it off.

-2 AM-

You see a clown in the wall.

Y/N: Is that a clown?..

Mario: A clown? Where?

Beta: He's in the hole.

Y/N: WHAT THE-

Mario: HOLY SHET!

Beta: What?

Y/N: Where did you come from?!

Beta: I woke up and found myself in here.

Mario: We didn't see you in here.

Beta: Oh, I was under a desk.

Y/N: What about the others? Where's Meggy?

Beta: I think that egg guy chose to only target us three.

Y/N: Great..

-3 AM-

Y/N: How much longer?...

Beta: Don't know..whats the time?

Mario: 3 AM.

Beta: Oh boy 3 AM!

He finds a krabby patty and tossed it at Flumpty.

Flumpty: I'm now an egg salad sandwich!

Beta: Karma's a bitch, isn't it?

He shuts the door, he hear someone.

?: Quiet down..I'm trying to sleep..

You, Beta and Mario looked around.

Y/N: Who said that?

?: It's me Beth..I'm down here..

Mario: Mario still doesn't see you!

Beth woke up and saw where she was, she climbed out of Beta's rib cage.

Beta: What the hell?..why were you in there?!

Beth: I don't know how I got there..

Beta: That's where I keep my oversized weapons and explosives, not really a safe napping area.

Beth: No, not really, I was quite crammed.

Y/N: Is there anyone else in there?

Beta: Good question, lets find out.

He grabbed an airhorn out and blared it, causing someone to speak up.

Meggy: Will you shut up with that airhorn!?

Beta: Will you get out of my rib cage, you little pervert?

Meggy realized where she was and jumped out.

Beta: I thought I felt bloated..figured I was nausea from that precooked mini-mall rotisserie chicken.

Y/N: Me and Tari told you not to eat it.

Beta: What did you want me to do? It was calling my name~

Beth: I think you're ok..

Meggy: Do we plan on getting out of here?

Y/N: I think so, where can we find an exit?

You scroll through the cams and find a door.

Y/N: Aha! Found one!

-4 AM-

Beth: So. Who's gonna go out there and see if this exit is legit or not?

The room went quiet.

Y/N: I'll go.

Meggy: What? N-no Y/N..

Y/N: I'll be ok, I promise.

Meggy: You better.

She kisses you before you leave.

Beta: This is going to be juicy~

Meggy: Shut up.

Beta: I shall not be silenced!

She hits Beta's shoulder, causing him to hold it.

Beta: Owie..Charlie that really hurt.

Beth: Who's Charlie?

Beta: Charlie Sheen.

Mario: Who?

Beta: Oh come on, please don't tell me you all don't watch the show.

Everyone in the room:......

Beta: Damn it, you gotta watch it once we get out of here.

Meggy: How's Y/N?

Beth: He's fine, he's at the camera with the door.

Everyone watches as you open the door, upon the discovery, you see that it was fake.

Y/N: IT'S A BRICK WALL!?

Everyone: What!?

Beta: Bullshit, where's the real exit?

-5 AM-

You run back and see your friends.

Y/N: I'm back..that exit was a fake.

Beth: We know, did you spot anything out there?

Y/N: Well I-

The Redman dragged you away.

Y/N: AAAAAHHH-

Meggy: Y/N!! NO!

She chases after you.

Mario: Wait, Beta you said you keep what in your rib cage?

Beta: Oversized weapons and explosives, why?

Beth: We could use those.

Beta: On what? The brick wall?

Mario: Maybe we could use this golden spaghetti-

Beta: No! We have to save that for something Negative.

Beth and Mario were puzzled.

Beth: What do you mean?

Beta: Nevermind, lets go blow up the exit.

They both agree and head to the exit, Beta pulls out a C4 block from a good friend and sticks it on the wall.

Beta: It should be ready, now we need a kaboom!

He gets out the button and presses it..

but it didn't detonate.

Beta: What?..

He pressed it again but nothing.

Beta: Uh...direct-

The wall blew up, scaring him.

Beta: Oh Jesus!

Beth: we gotta find Y/N and Meggy now before we leave!

The three began to search until they come across Flumpty.

Flumpty: Hello new friends!

Beth: Hey, have you seen Y/N and Meggy?

Flumpty: Hmm, who do they look like?

Beta: Y/N has h/c hair with e/c eyes, oh, and he has a sword.

Beth: Meggy has orange hair, beanie with goggles, tomboy, ringing any bells?

Flumpty thinks for a second until he teleports them infront of the three.

Mario: Wha?..

Y/N: How did we get here?

Meggy: I have no clue..

Flumpty: I'm immune to the plot and can transcend time and space.

Y/N: Oh..

-HAM-

Flumpty: You win! Good job!

Y/N: What do we win?..

Flumpty: My friendship!

Y/N: I um..think we're ok..

You all walk out until you reach the castle.

Y/N: Safe and sound.

Mario: And nothing of value was lost!

-Meanwhile-

Flumpty: I'll see you very soon, friend.

(The EGGND)

(Sorry, had to do it.)