It was a quiet and peaceful night in Seven Eleven, until Mario crashed his kart into the wall and parks it.

Mario: Hey boss, can I get the spaghetti please?

Boopkins hears him and checks who's in front of the cashier.

Boopkins: Oh hey Mario!

Mario: Boopkins! You work here?

Boopkins: Well, I needed some money for college, so I decided to work here!

Mario: Yeah, funny story, Can you heat up the spaghetti?

Boopkins: Oh sure!

Boopkins puts the frozen spaghetti into the microwave while humming.

Mario and Boopkins wait for the spaghetti to finish heating up, but Mario decided to be impatient.

Mario: HURRY UP ALREADY! IM STARVING!

Mario makes the microwave malfunction by pressing buttons and it explodes, causing Mario to get flung into an aisle, unfortunately the microwave is dead.

Boopkins: Oh no! The microwave!

Mario: No Spaghetti?

Boopkins: Hang on Mario, I'll find a different microwave for you! Just watch the store for me until I get back okay?

Mario: You can trust Mario with anything!

Boopkins leaves to find a new microwave.

———

Mario sleeps on the job until he hears someone coming in the mart.

Mario: Hmm?

Skully: Hey Mario.

Mario: Oh! Hello Skully! You need something?

Skully: Yeah, do you have any Swedish fish? Beta's hung over again and now he's requesting them.

Mario: Hmmm..I know just the thing!

He gets him a fish from Sweden.

Skully: Uh...what's this?

Mario: A Swedish fish!

Skully: Hah, funny Mario, but seriously, do you have any?

Mario: What do you mean?

Skully: The candy Mario! You know, the gummy red fish? In a yellow and blue packet? Any of that ring a bell?

Mario: Hmmmmm..oh! These?

He gets the packet of Swedish Fish.

Skully: There we go, thanks-

Mario: ID Please.

Skully: I'm sorry what?

Mario: ID.

Skully: Okay?..

He gets his ID out and Mario checks it.

Mario: Hmmm..

He looks at the picture and noticed his nose looked way off, it was a snout, but he's got two nostrils now.

Mario: New nose job?

Skully: Uh, you could call it that.

Mario:.......

Skully:......

Mario: Eh, okie dokie!

He hands him his ID and Swedish Fish, he pays for it and waved.

Skully: Thanks again Mario.

Mario: Come again!

He leaves, until someone else walks in.

Skully: Oops, pardon me.

The Old Man slowly walked in front of the cashier.

Mario: Hello sir can I take your order?

Old Man: Egg.

Mario points at the egg aisle, they were sold out of eggs.

Old Man: Egg.

Mario: We don't have eggs here!

Old man: Egg.

Mario: FINE!

Yoshi is casually sitting on a park bench.

Mario then slaps Yoshi's ass.

Yoshi: OW!

Yoshi lays an egg and Mario steals the egg away.

Yoshi: Fatass.

———

Mario: Here you go mamaf*cker!

Old Man: Thank you fella-

He drops the egg.

Mario:......

Old Man:.....Egg...

Mario: YOU SON OF A B-

Meanwhile, Boopkins desperately walks on a sidewalk.

Boopkins: Aw man...Oh where, oh where can I find a microwave?

Boopkins hears distance music and saw a Hot Girls inside sign.

Boopkins: Hot? Like microwave hot?

Percy: I wouldn't go in there if I were you.

Boopkins: What do you mean?

Percy: They don't mean hot like a microwave, it's hot like, a girl?

Boopkins: Aw...

Percy: We'll find one.

Boopkins: You'll help me?!

Percy: Didn't I just say we?

Boopkins: Yay!

He hopped on his shoulders as they go search for a microwave.

———

Zirax: I'm just here for a ticket, see if I'm lucky or not.

Mario: Okie dokie.

Mario grabs a ticket and gives it to Zirax.

Zirax writes his own name on the ticket

Zirax: Let's see if I'm correct.

Screen: Nope.

Zirax: Damn, hey..can I just get some dynamite instead?

Mario: Okie!

Mario presses a button on the slushie machine, but it doesn't work.

Old Man: Egg-

Mario threw the slushie machine at him.

Zirax: Never mind, I'll just die of thirst instead.

He exits the mart Y/N and Meggy then enter.

Y/N: What's wrong with Zirax?

Meggy: I'm not sure.

Meggy looks at the cashier.

Meggy: Hey Red!

Y/N: What are you doing?....

Mario is shoving the Old Man inside the slushie machine.

Mario: Uh...making a slushie?...

.....

Meggy: Okay then..

Mario: Can I get you two anything?

Meggy: I'm looking for a splatgun, since my last one broke, could you help?

Y/N: I'm just here for that new Red Bull, I hear it's good.

Mario points at the gun section.

Meggy: OOOH!

Meggy checks all the guns and grabs a splatgun.

Meggy: One splat-gun, please!

Mario: ID please.

Meggy: My ID?

Y/N: Mario, it's Meggy, You know she's an adult.

Mario: ID PLEASE!!!

Meggy: Guhhh...

Meggy grabs her outdated Photo ID.

Y/N: Uh oh...

Meggy: What's the matter?

Y/N: It's outdated..that picture of you is still an Inkling..

Meggy realized this and gulped.

Mario: Dafaq?

Meggy: What? It's me, isn't it?

Mario: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Mario looks at Meggy and her ID, her nervous smile was growing.

Mario: Meggy, you're not Squidward!

Y/N: Didn't you remember what happened?

Meggy: Mario, you were literally there when I turned into a human.

Mario: Don't care! No ID! No Gun!

Meggy gets real angry and grabs her ID and exits the mart.

Y/N: Meggy, wait- I..

He sighed and looked at Mario.

Y/N: Thanks for nothing.

Mario: You're welcome!

He rolled his eyes and walked out.

At the middle of the forest, Boopkins and Percy are desperately trying to find a microwave by calling it.

Boopkins: Microwaves...?

Percy: Fishy, microwaves just don't live in the forest, they aren't wild animals.

Boopkins hears distant microwave noises.

Percy: What?...

Morshu was there, testing his microwave.

Boopkins: Oh it's just you! Hello Mr. Morshu!

Morshu runs towards Boopkins.

Boopkins: AAAAH-

Percy: HOLY F-

———

The scene cuts to an upset Meggy who's using her squid phone outside, Y/N comforting her.

Meggy: Thanks Y/N, I don't know how I'd function without you.

Y/N: Of course Meggy.

The two kiss, before seeing Desti.

?: Hey, I hear you need a new ID..is this correct?

Meggy: Um...Yes?

? Then looks around to make sure no one was looking.

?: I'll cut to the chase here, I can give you a 50 percent off of a fresh one, how's that?

Y/N: Is this even legal?

?: No, not at all.

Y/N: Okay, What's the catch?

? Then points out at the lottery machine.

Meggy: I don't steal.

Y/N: Yeah, we don't.

?: Don't think of it as stealing, think of it as borrowing. So deal, or no deal?

Meggy: No deal, Im just going to call the mushroom kingdom travel agency and get my ID changed-

They then pulled a gun and cocked it back at Meggy, causing her to slightly gasp.

?: That wasn't fucking optional, now, are you two going to cooperate, or not?..

Y/N: What the fuck is your problem?

?: So, is it a deal? Or No Deal?..

Meggy: O-okay..

?: That's better..now get, before I change my mind.

———

Mario: Sorry Swag, Mario's not allowed to take your Monopoly money..

Swag: Excuse me? I'll have you know this is the rarest money in the world

Mario: Oh?

Swag: Each SwagBucks is worth 1 million dollars

Mario: Oooooh!

Swag: So technically you should be giving me money for this

Mario grabs money from the cashier machine.

Mario: Can i have it?

Swag: Hm, that's not enough but you know what, I'll do you a favor just this once

Mario: Thank you!

Mario and Swag swap the money to each other. Swag immediately snatches the money and Mario gets the SwagBucks.

Swag: LOL HE FELL FOR IT-

He stopped and saw Y/N and Meggy, terrified.

Swag: Yo what's up.

?: None of your concern.

Swag: Eh, fair enough.

He ran away.

Y/N: Damn it..

Meggy: W-What do we do?..

?: Get that machine, or I'll turn you both into modern art.

You seemed to have enough of this nonsense, you tell Meggy to stand back, she asked why, but you said..

Y/N: Trust me..

Meggy nodded slowly and back away.

?: Well, what are you waiting for? You have a thumb up your ass or some shit?

You slowly turn around and stared at them with hatred.

?: And what do you think you're doing boy?..

Y/N: I'm going to kick your ass..that's what.

?: Feeling brave? No wonder your birth certificate expires tonight.

He fired, you dodged their shot, but someone else didn't..

Meggy looked at her shoulder, and saw it leaking blood.

Meggy: O-ow...

Y/N: NO!

She held her shoulder in pain, you quickly tackled them into the seven eleven and proceeded to pin him into the a headlock.

?: GET OFF ME!

They threw you into an isle, you hid from the figure as it got back up, it saw Mario and they aimed their gun at him.

?: Where is he?..

Mario: Uh...I dunno..

?: I'm not fucking around, answer the damn question.

Mario: Okie! He- Um...he's over there...

He pointed towards the lottery machine.

?: Really? Are you stupid or something?..

Mario: Very, yes.

?:.....Just tell me where he is..

Y/N: Right behind you.

He turns around, you hit them in the head with a baseball bat and knock them down, before they could recover, you snap the bat in two and impale them into the gut with it.

Y/N: Meggy!?

You rush to see her unconscious, her skin was getting cold, you quickly picked her up and take her to the hospital.

Y/N: Meggy, stay with me!

You reached the hospital, now that you did, you take her into the rooms where doctors led you, you sat her down into a bed.

Y/N: I-is she going to be okay?!

Doctor: She'll be fine, we've dealt with a lot of gunshot wounds before.

Y/N: Thank god..can I stay here with her? Or will that interfere with your work?

Doctor: You can, it'll take at least a few days for that wound to heal.

Y/N: Okay..as long as she's okay, then I'm okay..

(That escalated quickly.)