Well well, we are back once again, this time on a train, a train to where? Well no one knows.

That's ok tho, cause this is the world where Memes and Random Things prosper, hell, who knows? Maybe this arc is gonna be good.. Of course not as epic as an attack helicopter, I mean, come on! Have you seen those things? An Apache helicopter has machine guns, even missiles!!! It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.

But besides that, let's-

Beta: Oh my god, stop talking asshole.

Yep..that's why..

Beta: Your voice is very agitating..seriously, sounds like Morgan Freeman giving birth to one of the sisters from 1000 lb Sisters.

Thanks Beta..I'll get to it.

Ahem, here we go, Beta was just trying on a new Bra-

Beta: HEY!

Sorry, sorry..as I was saying, Everyone was gathered around the train, upon entering the locomotive, you take a peek around.

Y/N: How'd we even find this train?

Skully: No idea, but still neat, right?

Y/N: Yeah, not complaining..

Beth: What are we going in the train for?

Leo: Well Y/N, Meggy, SMG4 and Simon spilled some tea for me..saying that Desti's alive, and I swear, if this is all some sick joke, I'm gonna lose it..

Simon: Whoa! Hey, calm down there Leo..you know I always have that saying whenever I lie or try and I never even pulled a prank on anyone before..

Leo:..Oh, right...that..okay, okay, let's just..see wherever this thing takes us to..

Troy: Hopefully to the battle sight back a year ago.

Sherak: Why's Dat?

Beta:..Did you not listen to what they said idiot?

Sherak: No, was I supposed to?

Beta:...You know what?...Fuck it, Never mind, I'm at a loss of words.

Sherak: Oh, ok! Lemme know when you brought em back!

Beta: Shut up, please.

Sherak: Oh! You found em?!

Beta then ducktaped his mouth shut.

Beta: When I say shut up, I fuckin mean it.

Sherak puts a thumbs, causing Beta to shake his head at his stupidity and looks at the others, they were all staring at him in disbelief and confusion.

Beta: Well..You wanna keep staring at me or get this train up and running?

Saiko: I'll..get it started..

She heads up front and searches the console.

Saiko: Which one is it?..

Saiko said, she then finds a red glowing button, tempting, but she ignores it and finds a lever labeled "Power".

Saiko: How convenient.

She then flips the switch, a robot activated in the conductor's seat.

TEDD: Hello! Welcome to the Western Train!

This made Saiko jump and accidentally hit the robot on the head with her hammer.

TEDD: Hey! What the hell?!

Saiko: What are you?!

TEDD: I'm the part time bus driver and got a job operating a train! How cool is that?!

Saiko: Uhh..congrats?..where does this train lead us to exactly?..

TEDD: Well to the Wild West of course! We should be there approximately in 11 hours! So get comfy and enjoy your ride!

Saiko: Uh..okay..thanks Mr..

TEDD: Technical elaborate driving droid, but you can call me TEDD for short!

Saiko: Well then TEDD..thanks for taking this opportunity to Uh..drive this train to the Western side..we won't be any trouble..

TEDD: You better not, I'll be watching!

Saiko, now a little creeped out, nods and goes into the train cart where her friends are.

Saiko: Okay..the trains running..

SMG4: So who's driving?

Saiko: Some robot named TEDD..

Beta: Ted? Like the Teddy Bear?

Saiko: No..TEDD with two D's.

Y/N: Oh...shit, I remember him...

Meggy: You do?

Y/N: Oh yeah I do..he's quite a character..after we got kicked off his bus long ago..

Mario: Yay!!

Y/N: And that idiot got us kicked out..

Luigi: He was scary!

SMG4: He wouldn't have been a menace if Mario here hadn't provoked him so much!

Mario: Mario doesn't give two shits.

Bob: LmAo CaN i FuCk WiTh HiM?

Y/N: No! You cannot!

Bob: WhO's GoNnA sToP mE?!

Beta: You want your ovaries removed? Cause I'll happily do so for free.

Bob:...NeVeRmInD.

He sat down.

Beta: Good..

As you all got comfortable and sat down, the train was officially on its way to the Wild West..on this train we're people with their own goals to fulfill.

Leo hopes to find his long lost love.

Meggy feels the need to go and find out where the recently missing champ went, Wren went and what had happened to him.

Skully was busy on the hunt for a mythical machine named the Pack-A-Punch.

Beta couldn't give two shits right now and just went along with the ride.

Speaking of him, he turns to Tari to question her about her new look.

Beta: So..how's the new look?

Tari: Honestly it's not bad.

Beta: Still cute as fuck to me.

Tari blushed wildly as he said that.

Tari: Beta!..Stoop..you're embarrassing me..

He scoffed at her response.

Beta: Embarrassing? Bullshit, the majority of people here agree. Right?

Boopkins: I agree! You look great!

Axol: Yeah!

Beta: Thanks Nugget Lizard and Asshole.

Axol facepalmed as Tari covered her mouth, displeased by Beta's nicknames.

Tari: Beta!

Axol: For the last time Beta..it's Axol..not that other word..

Boopkins: That's mean!

Beta laughs at this and reassures them.

Beta: I was screwing with ya, smile a bit.

Axol shook his head in disbelief, as did Boopkins and Tari.

Tari: Still Beta..that was rude.

Beta: But-

Tari: No, please, don't call Axol that anymore..

Beta: Alright..alright, fine. I'll think of a new name.

Axol; Can you just stick to Axol?..Wouldn't that be easier?

He thinks for a second..

Beta: Well yes, but actually no.

Axol: Of course you'd say that..

Beta: Then why'd you ask?

Axol: I thought you'd give up..

Beta: Well you thought wrong.

While they were having their little dispute, you were looking around, then you pause when you see Meggy opening a folder.

Y/N: What's that you got there?

Meggy: Oh, this? This is just a file of someone I knew when I was younger..

Y/N: Ah..you never told me about him, who is he?

Meggy: His name is One Shot Wren, sharpest shot in Splatfest History, only rivaled by Squid Cruiser.

You seemed interested and wanted to know more about this idol.

Y/N: So what happened to him?

Meggy: Don't know, I heard on the news recently that he went missing, figured I could track him down. Heck, he was the one who gave me this hat!

You then raise a suspicion.

Y/N: Hold on, I asked you a few years ago when we went on our first date about the hat..

Meggy then realized that and facepalmed.

Meggy: I'm..sorry, got distracted and forgot about it. My mistake.

Y/N: Hey, it's fine Megs. I'm not mad, everyone rights to their privacy.

Meggy smiled and kissed you.

Meggy: Thanks for understanding..

Y/N: Anytime..

You said, smiling back.

Meggy giggled before looking back at her file, reading more about this Wren guy. You take a look at his photographs and where he was last seen, and of course it's in the desert.

Y/N: Huh..not gonna lie..he kinda looks like Bethany.

Meggy then pauses to look at the photo of Wren then at Bethany who was sitting alone while looking out the window, enjoying the view.

Meggy: Now that you say that..she kinda does look like him, perhaps they're related?

Y/N: No clue..she never mentioned anything about having siblings.

Meggy: Yeah..I gotta ask..you mind holding this?

She offered you the file, you which you accepted it and hold it for her.

Meggy: Thanks.

She takes the photo of Wren, after doing so, she goes over and sat by Beth.

Meggy: Enjoying the view?

Bethany then lets out a quiet little gasp before turning to Meggy.

Beth: Oh..cod, you scared me Meggy!

Meggy: Sorry..

Meggy quietly laughs, Bethany sighs and calms down.

Beth: Did you Uhh..need something?

Meggy: No, just need to ask you a few questions is all.

Beth: Oh! About what?

Meggy then shows her a picture of Wren.

Meggy: Know anything about this inkling in the photo?

Beth examines the guy and looked a bit puzzled.

Beth: Wren?..The star that went missing?

Meggy: Yeah..you both related or something?

Beth: Yeah..we..are sorta, he's a cousin.. but of course, he's a sharp shot and I'm not, probably why my old squad got rid of me and chose him as my replacement.

She chuckled nervously and sighed. Meggy grew more saddened.

Meggy: Oh...

Beth: Yeah, I suck..

Meggy: Hey..don't say that about yourself, you don't have to be good, what matters is that you have fun!

Bethany listened to her advice and nods with a small smile.

Beth: Thanks Meggy..you're a great friend..maybe even the best.

Meggy smiled back and hugs her.

Meggy: You're most welcome, stay strong, ok?

Beth: Ok..thank you so much..

Meggy: Mhm.

She smiles as Beth goes back to watching what's outside her window. Meggy goes back to yours and her seat.

Y/N: Anything from her?

Meggy: Yeah..it's a little depressing..Bethany's old team got rid of her and chose Wren as her replacement, it's..pretty depressing to be honest..

You felt your heart crack as you hear that, feeling sympathetic, you sigh.

Y/N: That poor little fella..she doesn't deserve that.

Meggy: I know..I know..I'll have to ask her to help once we get there..

Y/N: I can help too, right?

Meggy: Duh! Of course you can! You're a key member of our squad!

She playfully nudged your arm, you laugh.

Y/N: Yeah, alright, you got me there..

Meggy: Good, big ol dork..

Y/N: I'm the dork?..

Meggy: Oh yeah, one hundred percent certified dork.

Y/N: Ah, would a dork do this?

You poke her side, making her chuckle and flinch.

Meggy: Hey!! Not while I'm holding the files! They're very delicate!

You back off and chuckle.

Y/N: Oh? Okay, I know someone else here who's delicate..

Meggy: Yeah? Is that you?

Y/N: Hah, nope, it's you Mrs Splatmaster Orangejuice.

Meggy: I'm sorry..what did you call me?..

She struggled to hold in her laughter.

Y/N: I honestly have no clue, just came into my head..

Meggy cracked up at the name you gave her.

Meggy: Okay..that was a good one..lemme know when you have more of those..

Y/N: Will do..

You two share a kiss before focusing back onto the file.

———

Skully was viewing blue prints of the Pack-A-Punch machine.

Skully: Hmmm...wonder what would happen if I put my gun or scythe in there?

Mario: Can Mario stick his noodle in there?

Skully:......

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Mario: What-a?

Skully: Why would you even..never mind..

Mario: Could I-

Skully: NO!

Mario: Aww.. :(

———

Leo was staring out the window, thinking about Desti, hoping she was going to be there and unharmed.

Percy: Leo?..

Leo: Huh?!

He snapped out of his thoughts and saw the crocodile.

Percy: Hey, you alright? You seemed lost in your thoughts.

Leo: I was..come sit..

Percy takes a seat next to him.

Percy: So what's the trouble?

Leo: It's..Desti..

Percy calmly nods.

Percy: Ah..thinking if she's alive?

Leo: God I hope so..

Percy: Hey, she will be, if she isn't, then I'll personally transport myself to Olympus to speak to the Gods, see what they can do..

Leo then looks at him with a puzzled look.

Leo: You're kidding right?

Percy: No, back where I'm from, I was able to speak to the main three, seek their wisdom and advice they hold before me.

Leo seemed more amazed than puzzled now.

Leo: Wow...that's amazing..

Percy: Indeed..so you shouldn't need to worry too much, remain your composure and keep going forward. Eventually you'll find what you're looking for, how do you think Clare's alive again?

Leo: Yeah..that's a good point, thanks Perc.

He fistbumps him.

Percy: Teh, anything for an ally, Leo.

They look out the window and change the subject to something else.

(This is gonna be one wild ride..)