Tari was gaming away on the new TV.

Tari: Man this is so much fun!!

Beta: Yea? What are you playing?

Tari: Bob gave me this game, it's pretty fun! But I don't get the plot..

Beta:..Oh..that game..

Beta lost it and laughed his ass off, Tari raised an eyebrow with confusion, looking at Beta.

Tari: What's so funny?

Beta: N-Nothing..it's just..I've seen Bob try and try! Yet he lost!! He truly sucked ass at that game, not even Behemoth Betty would date his ass!

Beta wheezed and landed on his ass, causing Tari to laugh along with him.

Tari: Gosh Beta..

Beta: What? I mean, have you seen him try to flirt? Even Skully's cheesy pick up lines are actually pretty funny and wholesome compared to Bobs, he's always like "AyE bItcH! nIcE aSs!" Or, "AyO yOu LoOk SeXy As HeCc" Like bitch, any girl that hears that will either slap you or stab you in the eye with their high heels.

Tari: Oh my..did that actually happen?

Beta: Not with me, but I did see Bob go blind. I have it recorded along with Meggy humping spaghetti back when Melony was born.

He said, scrolling through his phone.

Beta: Where is it?..Mmmm..AH! There it is!

———

Bob: Yo WhAt Is Up BiTcHeS! iT iS yOuR gOd BoB! tOdAy We ArE sHoWiNg ThAt GrEy BiTcH tHaT i CaN gEt MoRe BiTcHeS tHaN hIm!

He clicks single player.

"You were invited to a party, you accepted it and get your sneakers on, heading out of your house to this said party, you soon reach the right address and you knock on the front door..."

Press Enter To Continue.

Bob presses Enter, and he began to play.

Bob: TiMe To TaLk To ThEsE bAdDiEs!

-Many Hours Later-

Bob: BRUH THIS GAME IS UNBEATABLE!! BRUUUHHHEKWKBSRVEKQKWHSGJ1?3)19/&/?37201'avffjwjjasn

———

Beta: Oh yeah..he totally won..he won no one's heart.

He said laughing at his misery.

Tari: Beta...come on, cut him some slack..

Beta: Slack?! You're joking right? He never cut us any slack! So why should I?!

Tari: I..

Beta: Exactly.

Tari: Okay...but remember he's human..

Beta: I highly doubt that, he has swords for hands! No human has that! Besides, when's the last time Bob had done anything helpful?

Tari thinks...

Tari: Okay..I've got nothing..you win..

She said, pouting and crossing her arms.

Beta: Heeeeyy, come on..lighten up, everyone hates him, you're welcome to as well-

Then a window broke, Beta ends up on the floor.

Tari: O-Oh my god!!

She gets down and crawls to Beta..

Beta: Jesus fuck!!

Tari: Beta!! Are you ok?!

Beta: No! I got shot! Fucking hell..it stings so badly..

He held his shoulder as it was bleeding.

?: We know you're in there!! Come on out! Things don't need to get complicated!

?: It would be wise to listen to him.

Beta recognizes that voice..

Beta: M-Meta?..No..it can't be..I thought the fucker got squashed!

Tari: What do we do?! Y/N and the others are out today!..

Beta: We'll find a way to stop him..

Meta: Tick tock...you're wasting time..best to come out slowly or I'll send my beloved ai in there, and she doesn't play nice.

Beta: Tari, whatever happens, I just want you to know that you're the reason my heart beats so much..

He holds her hand, Tari gasps and blushed hard.

Tari: W-What?..No!! Beta! we will get through this!

Beta: And that's why I live for you.

Tari smiled, sniffling.

Beta: Oh..don't cry..it's going to be ok..

He hugs her tightly.

Tari:..I love you..

Beta: I love you back..

Meta: That's it. M3GGY, proceed.

M3GGY: Gladly.

She runs up to the castle door and kicks it off the hinges.

Beta: Hey! We just drilled that in a week ago!

M3GGY: I do not care. Now get you and your friend out here, now.

Beta and Tari look at her in complete awe and wonder.

Beta: Meggy?

Tari: Why are you doing this?!

Beta: Yeah! I thought we were friends! The fuck?!

M3GGY: I am not that Meggy you speak of.

She grabbed Beta and Tari by the wrist with a crushing grip and forced them outside.

Tari: Ow! Please let go!! You're hurting my wrist!

She winced in pain.

M3GGY: Shut up.

Beta: Bitch!

Beta breaks out of her grip and kicks M3GGY in the back, making her collapse and to let go of Tari. She gets up and breathed heavily, backing away.

Meta: What's this?

Beta: What this is, is that you're about to get yourself in a shit ton of trouble..

Meta: Hah! Funny, coming from you Beta. Once I get that gauntlet, I'm killing you first.

Beta: You're hardly my first.

Beta quickly gets out a mist bomb, he threw it at Meta which causes a dark purple smoke to burst out of the orb and blind Meta.

Meta: SHIT! WHERE?!

Toad Villagers: What was that?!/I can't see anything!/Where are they?!

Beta: Tari! Let's get the fuck outta here! We need to warn Y/N!

Tari: Okay!! Let's go!

Tari began to run, but Beta pauses and quickly runs back to the castle to get something.

Tari: Beta?! Where are you going?!

Beta: Just go! I'll be behind!

Tari: I..

Beta: Tari! I'll be fine!! But you need to go!

Tari hesitated, but she listened and ran away.

Beta ran back into the castle and opened up the secret treasure room, walking past the previous pieces and grabbing the gauntlet.

Beta: Can't let him have this.

He puts it in his hood sack behind his head and snuck passed a few angry toads.

Toad Villager: Where are these traitors?

Toadsworth: Keep searching, they have to be here.

Beta stared down at Toadsworth, angered that he betrayed him and the others, as much as he wanted to kill him, he decided to sneak out of the castle and run off.

M3GGY: Going somewhere?

She said, landing in front of him. Beta stops.

Beta: Yeah, but I know somewhere you're going..

M3GGY's eyes spark an orange and red color, getting into a fighting stance.

M3GGY: Really? Where would that be?

Beta cracks his neck and pulls out a dark ritual knife.

Beta: Six feet under where all the other metal is..

M3GGY rolled her eyes and lit her eyes brighter.

M3GGY: You or your jokes not will succeed so well. My program prevents you from leaving with that gauntlet. Give it over now and I'll spare you.

Beta: How about this?. You can pry it away from my cold dead hands, cause I ain't giving this up for anyone, especially a wannabe.

M3GGY: Fine. Have it your way.

She runs it and swiftly kicks him, Beta ducks down and tackles M3GGY to the ground.

M3GGY: Get your hands off me.

She said, flipping him over and putting her on top, she wrapped her hands around his neck and began to choke him, Beta gagged until she stopped and punched him in the face, it hurt, but Beta wasn't giving up, he backhands M3GGY off of him and gets up.

Beta: Come then you piece of shit!

M3GGY jumps to her feet and began walking towards him. Beta saw his knife in the ground and rolled to it, pulling it out and landing it.

Beta: Hey! Fucker! CATCH!

He said, throwing the knife to her knee, causing the knife to bounce off her leg.

Beta: Wait..what?!

M3GGY smiled a little, tilting her head.

M3GGY: You cannot stab titanium Beta.

Beta: Damn it! Okay, fine!

He threw another purple mist bomb, she caught it in mid air and crushed it, causing it to explode in her face. Beta chuckles.

Beta: Fool.

He saw the opportunity to make a run for it and did so, escaping with the gauntlet and his life.

Some of the toads saw him heading that way and nod their heads.

Toad Villager 12: We should go and warn Meta! Tell him they're heading that way!

Toad Villager 9: Sounds like a plan.

The toads go and warn the boss.

———

Y/N: Sooo, what would you like to do now?

Meggy: Hmm, maybe we could go to the beach?

Y/N: That sounds pretty good..wait, isn't Bob hosting another rap concert there?

Meggy's eyes widen.

Meggy: Oh....Never mind.

Y/N: Eh, that's fine..perhaps-

?: Y/N!!!! MEGGY!!!!!!!!

You hear that familiar voice, looking up, you see..Tari?

Meggy: Tari?..

She stopped, out of breath and panicked from something.

Tari: H-...Hey....

She said, inhaling and exhaling heavily.

Meggy: Hi Tari...what's wrong?. Why are you out of breath?

Y/N: And remember to calm down and slowly breathe.

Tari nods and breathes in through her nose, and out through her mouth. Eventually she calms down and nods.

Tari: Thank you..

Y/N: It's no problem, so tell us, what's the trouble?

Tari: It's...Horrible, it's Meta!!

You thought you'd never hear that name again. Yet you stand corrected, so has Meggy.

Meggy:.Oh...shit..

You grew a little agitated.

Y/N: Where is he?

Tari: At the castle!! He was looking for a gauntlet..

Meggy: Zirax's gauntlet?! Did you get it before he could?!

Tari: W-Well...no..but maybe Beta did, I don't know..

———

SMG4 was playing rock paper and scissors with SMG3 in Karen's coffee shop.

SMG4/SMG3: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!

SMG4 chose rock.

SMG3 chose paper.

SMG3: Hah! Gotcha bitch!

SMG4: Aw come on!

Mario: Mario calls that bullshit!

SMG3: Bullshit? Mario, you don't even know the meaning of bullshit!

Mario:....Oki fair point but still!

Karen approached the table with everyone's coffee.

Karen: Okay, if I'm correct, SMG4 and SMG3 ordered the boba tea.

She said, passing the two beverages.

SMG4: Thanks Karen!

SMG3: Yea, thanks!

Karen: Anytime, Skully, Bethany and Axol ordered hot chocolate?

Skully: We sure did!

She passed the three cups to the dolphin, inkling and axolotl.

Axol: Yep! Thank you!

Skully: Cheers!

Beth: Thank you, it smells really good!

Karen: Of course! And Luigi, you ordered iced coffee as for Lord Fat- I mean, Mario, you ordered the.....Spaghetti Coffee?..

Mario: Yup! That's-a me!

Luigi: Thanks for the iced coffee!

Karen: Okay?.....anytime Luigi....

She walked to the next table as she was weirded out by Mario's order. Mario began to drink his coffee.

Mario: Hmmm..tastes like shet! I like it!

Skully: Uh, hey..guys?

Luigi: Yeah?

SMG4: What's up Skully?

He gets up and looks out the window in awe.

Skully: Is that Beta?..

The others look over and see him running towards the coffee shop before accidentally face planting against the window, causing them to flinch.

Beth: Oof...

Luigi: Is..he alright?

SMG3: Poor bastard looks out of breath.

They notice the gunshot on his shoulder.

SMG4: Was he stabbed?!

Skully: No, looks more like a bullet wound.

Beta slowly slid off the glass and fell to the ground, shaking his head, he got back up and opened the door, looking out of breath.

Beth: Whoa! Beta! Where's the fire?

Beta: T-There's....

He fell back against the wall.

Skully: Whoa!! Hey! Take it easy!

Beta coughed, soon he calms himself and spoke.

Beta: Meta's back! And he brought a fucking village of toads this way!

The group seemed panicked and shocked by this sudden news.

Skully: Oh..no..

SMG4: Meta..the guy you told us about?!

Beta: Fuck yeah! He wants the gauntlet! But I got it!

He said, pulling it out of his hoodie.

Beta: Here it is!

Skully: Well good! If he gets ahold of that, god knows what will happen...

Beta: Where's Y/N?

Beth: He and Meggy went out to go on their mini date..

Beta: Well we need them here now! Second, where's Tari?

Skully: We don't know.

He was dumbfounded.

Beta: What?..

His eyes widen as he looked out the window, that feeling struck him hard.

Beta: Fuck...I hope she's alright..

Skully puts a hand on Beta's shoulder. He looks over at Skully who gave him a reassuring pep talk.

Skully: It's ok Beta..we'll find her, defeat Meta and then we can reason with the angry mob..

Beta: I agree with you on the first two things, but the angry mob might be a lost cause.

Skully: Never say never Beta. Come on, let's move out.

Beth: Wait!

Axol: Can't we finish our drinks first?..

Skully: I'm sorry Axol and Bethany, but we gotta go pronto! If you must, you can take your drinks to go! Karen we need to go cups!

Karen: On it!

Skully left a $20 bill on the counter and a tip in the jar as Karen got the to go cups.

Karen: Thank you and come again!

Skully: Anytime!

Axol and the others get their drinks in their spare cups and close the lids up, then they get up.

Skully: Okay, now we can go!

Beta kicks the door open and holds it for everyone. Everyone gets out and start looking around.

SMG3: Damn it! Which way did they go?!

Beth: I don't know!

Skully: Hmmm..

He closed his eyes and felt the vibrations coming off his forehead.

Skully: My echolocation is telling me they're by the beach with a third individual..

Beta: It's gotta be Tari!

Axol: Then let's go!

He snaps his fingers as Kermit appears in a hot air balloon.

Kermit: Get in bitches!

They all cram into the hot air balloon, now setting sail towards the beach..

(Things just got warmer..)

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