Ah yes, Today is the day. Turkey Day. Gobble Gobble! That means Bowser and Beta were the ones cooking, while you and Meggy were helping them with preparations.

Y/N: Everything should be perfect by now.

Meggy: Hopefully, Hey Beta?

Beta: Hmm?

Meggy: We're done preparing.

Beta: Ah, good! The Turkey is almost done.

Y/N: Is there anything else for us to do?

Bowser: Actually, could you check on everyone, make sure they're getting stuff done?

Y/N: Of course Bowser.

Bowser: Thanks!

You and Meggy went to go check on everyone, you first reached Beth and Tari, they were working on silverware.

Beth: Remember Tari, I place a spoon, you place a fork.

Tari: Right.

Y/N: Hey you two.

Beth: Oh hey Y/N.

Tari: Hi!

Y/N: What are you both up to?

Beth: Oh, just putting silverware on the table.

Y/N: Cool, no issues?

Tari: Nope, we're all good.

Y/N: Cool, well, I'll leave you to it then.

Beth: See ya.

Tari: Bye!

You see Meggy chatting with Percy and Simon.

Y/N: Hey, how's it going?

Meggy: Hey Y/N, it's going great so far, how's Tari and Beth?

Y/N: They have no issues and are gonna get it done.

Meggy: Good, the last thing we need around here is a disaster.

Percy: Ain't that the truth.

Y/N: Where is Mario?

Simon: We locked him in the bathroom.

Y/N: Why?

Percy: Dude, Mario is like a tornado, once he runs into the kitchen, he'll eat everything in sight.

Y/N: Oh, smart choice.

Simon: Yeah.

Percy: The best choice.

Meggy: Heh, well, he can come out once the food is ready.

Y/N: Yeah, make sure he doesn't inhale the entire table though.

The three snickered.

Percy: Yeah, definitely, Heh.

Y/N: Well, I better see what Desti and Leo are up to, Where's SMG4 and Saiko at?

Percy: SMG4 had to go and get more cups, since there wasn't enough for everyone.

Simon: And Saiko is getting the stuffing ingredients.

Meggy: Something is really fishy between those two..

Y/N: What do you mean?

Meggy: I've seen them act weird towards eachother.

Y/N: Huh..I never really noticed but I'm sure it's nothing.

Meggy: If you say so.

You kiss Meggy's cheek, causing her to cheer up a little.

Meggy: Thanks.

Y/N: No thank you.

Meggy: For what?

Y/N: For thanking me.

Meggy rolled her eyes and smirked at you.

Y/N: That I gotta learn.

Meggy: You cannot top my eye roll, I tried to teach Percy, but he ended up looking like an idiot.

Percy: Heeey..it wasn't that bad.

Meggy, you and Simon laughed, Percy eventually joined in.

Percy: Alright, alright..maybe it is bad.

Simon: Look on the bright side, at least you have your trainer.

Meggy: Yeah, if I can train for a splatfest, you bet I could teach you how to properly do an eye roll.

Percy: Sounds great Mrs Spletzer.

Meggy: Don't make that a habit.

Percy: Okay Mrs Spletzer.

Meggy: For gods sake..

She face palmed and you just chuckled and shook your head, you then hear Mario banging on the door.

Mario: OPEN UP, MARIO SMELLS FOOD!

Percy:

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Mario: OPEN. THE. DAMN. DOOR.

Simon: Make us, fatty.

Mario: You want a piece of Mario mamaf*cker?!

Simon: You won't do anything.

Mario: Bring it bitch!

Simon: You're locked in a bathroom.

Mario: Ugh, fine!

Meggy: He really is crazy about food.

Y/N: No kidding..

See Leo carrying the cranberry sauce to the table, following Leo was Luigi, he had the mashed potatoes.

Y/N: Looks like some of the food is here.

Meggy: Mmm, smells good.

Percy: Can't wait to feast, but the one who can't actually wait is Mario.

Simon: Can't get any truer than that.

Desti and Shroomy brought out the ham.

Bob: BiTcH! WhErE dO i FiNd My HeNt- AnImE, i MeNt!

Percy: This is a no anime thanksgiving, thank you!

Bob: YoU wAnNa TrY mE?!

Percy: Why don't you take your anime and shove it up your ass!

You and Meggy: DAAAAAMN!

Bob: I wIlL mAkE yOu InTo A hAt LiTtLe CrOc!

Percy swung his stone club and knocked him away, luckily he didn't land on the table, but he landed outside.

Percy: Annoying ass turd.

Meggy: And he wondered why none of the girls here wanted to be with him.

Y/N: Aren't you glad I'm not like that?

Meggy: Very much.

She pulled you in for a kiss, as Percy and Simon just watched.

Percy: That's cute.

Simon: Yeah, it truly is.

You and Meggy pulled away.

Percy: Great job there, you got quite a charm.

Y/N: Thanks Percy, you and Simon are great friends.

Simon: Why thanks!

Percy: Yeah, thank you!

Y/N: You're welcome.

Meggy: He does indeed have that charm.

You smiled, you look over and see Melony...asleep again..

Y/N: Question.

Percy: What's up?

Y/N: Does Melony do anything else besides sleep?

Simon: Well...she sleeps.

You look at Simon with a dumbfounded look.

Simon: What?

Y/N: I know that.

Simon: I'm joking, to answer your question, no, she mostly sleeps.

Meggy: I'm sure she's just tired.

Y/N: From what?

Meggy: I have no clue.

Percy: Maybe it's the watermelon side of her.

Simon: You do have a point there.

Y/N: Maybe.

Meggy: Watermelons do like to sit and sleep.

All of a sudden you hear Beta say that the food is ready.

Beta: Food's ready!

Axol: That's great! I'm starving!

Bowser: Everyone take your seat.

You and The others sat down.

Beta: I'm guessing everyone has to wait on SMG4 and Saiko.

Y/N: Yeah.

Beta: Figured.

Luigi: What about Mario?

Shroomy: No, he'll eat everything up in a millisecond!

Mario: LEMME OUT!

Beta: SHUT UP OR ILL FUCKING SLICE YOUR STOMACH OPEN AND DEVOUR YOUR LIVER!

Mario:.....

Beta:......

Everyone:......

Mario: Imma just be in here.

Beta: y o u  B e t t e r.

Leo: Beta, calm down.

Beta: Alright, so who's ready to eat?

Y/N: I'm starving.

Meggy: Me too.

Desti: Same.

Beth: How much longer do we have to wait?

Toad: Don't know, Toadsworth! What time should they be back?

Toadsworth looked at his watch.

Toadsworth: According to my watch, they should be back in a few minutes.

Tari: I've never been this hungry.

Bob: I sAy FuCk ThEm! LeTs EaT!

Beta smacked Bob with a spoon.

Bob: Ow!

Beta: No touchie!

Boopkins: I should've eaten those rocks..

Beta: Don't eat those rocks, you fat nugget.

Boopkins: Hey! I'm not fat!

Beta: You have a belly growing.

Boookins: Aw man.

Y/N: Beta, be nice.

Beta: Wha-

Meggy: Please?

Beta: Since it's a holiday, fine.

He slowly patted his head before sitting.

Mario: Can Mario come out now-

Bowser: Hold on Mario! Wait for SMG4 and Saiko!

Melony: Is there any fruit in the food?

Beta: It's fruitless, so don't worry, your friends are unharmed.

Melony: Good. What about these?

She pointed out the mashed potatoes.

Beta: Melony, potatoes are vegetables.

Melony: Oh.

Y/N: Don't worry Melony, you'll be fine.

Axol: Yeah, it's harmless.

Melony: If you say so, then I believe you.

A few more guests arrived.

Sonic: Hey people!

Tails: Sorry we're late.

Beta: Nonsense, you two are on schedule.

Tails: Phew.

Sonic: We brough chili dogs for the table!

Y/N: Great!

Meggy: Sounds delicious.

Desti: It's not the spicy kind is it?

Sonic: Nope, the sweet kind.

Desti: Good.

They placed it on the table.

Beta: Please, go ahead and take your seats.

They both sat down, then another guest came in.

Steve: Hey what's up?

Y/N: Hi Steve!

Steve: Hey Y/N!

He brought cooked pork chop on the table and sat down.

A group of inkling showed up.

Agent Four: Will you relax Three? We aren't late.

Agent Three: How would you know?!

Agent Four: Because they haven't even started eating yet.

Mark: Yeah, you need a damn chill pill.

Mark sat down.

Bobble: The food here looks great.

Marina: It really does.

Crusty Sean: Amazing, the cook here should get a raise!

Beta: That would be me and Bowser.

Crusty Sean: Wow, you have talent, I have to say it.

Headphones: Is there enough room for us?

Y/N: Yeah, there's a few spare chairs around here.

Pearl: Thanks.

They all sat down, as they did, SMG4 and Saiko finally arrived.

Saiko: Hey!

SMG4: We're back!

Y/N: Thank god, we're starving!

Beta: Yeah, nobody would stop complaining.

Peach: We didn't eat all day!

Beta: And who's fault is that?

Peach:....ours..

Beta: Exactly.

Agent Four: So, can we eat.

Beta: Don't we have to say what we're thankful for?

Desti: For fucks sake..

Leo: Come on..

Beta: Relax, we'll make it quick, Y/N.

Y/N: Yep?

Beta: Care to do the honors of leading to what you're thankful for?

Y/N: Gladly, I'm very grateful for being here with the girl I truly love and with everyone I care for.

Meggy: Aww.

Simon: That was great.

Beth: Hehe, that was sweet.

Beta: It really is. Who's next?

Meggy: I'll go, I'm thankful for being here with the boy I truly love and also, I'm thankful that Splatfests are still around.

Y/N: Aw, thanks Meggy!

Meggy: You're very welcome.

Desti: I'd say the same thing.

The other inklings agreed.

As everyone else said what they were thankful for, you and everyone finally got to eat, as you all enjoyed a tasty meal, you were all stuffed.

Meggy: Wow..that was delicious.

Y/N: Yeah, it sure was.

Beta: Glad you all liked it!

Then Percy went to unlock the bathroom door for Mario.

Mario: Mama Mia.

Percy: Dig in.

Mario: Oooh! Fooood!

Mario ate the leftovers within 2 minutes.

Beta: God damn.

Mario: Boy oh boy, someone tip the cook!

Beta and Bowser smiled.

Y/N: And guess what? No issues were found in this chapter-

Right when you said that, a Turkey with sunglasses and a handgun breaks in and starts shooting.

Turkey: WASSUP SAVAGES!

Y/N: OH JESUS CHRIST-

(Nice one..you just had to say it.)

Y/N: It wasn't my fault! I thought it was safe!

A/N: Well you thought wrong, didn't ya?

Y/N: My bad..heh.

A/N: It's fine.

(HAPPY THANKSGIVING!)

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