Super Smash Bros: SMG4 Edition
SMG4 was thinking to himself, then his mind snapped, he had an idea that was big..really really big..big as the sun, big as the universe, BIG AS THE FUCKING BIG CHUNGUS!
SMG4: Time to make...SUPER SMASH BROS SMG4 EDITION! Starring...
Y/N L/N
Meggy Spletzer
Mario
Luigi
Bowser
Axol
Wario
Waluigi
Chris
Swag
Leo
Mark
Beta
Saiko
Tari
Boopkins
Bob
SMG3
Kermit
And even more!!!
Y/N: Where the hell are we?
Meggy: I don't know. Looks like a battlefield from that one game, Smash each-other in the ass Bros..
King K Rool: Alright Percy, kick their asses!
Percy: But dad. I don't want to harm people against my will..
King K Rool: Fine, be a failure then.
Percy: I'm used to it..
Mark: Wait..this isn't my apartment.
Leo: No, it isn't, also..I'm not the freak of nature here..
Mark: Huh?!
Leo pulled out his dualies.
Leo: You are.
He fired and sent Mark off the stage.
Leo: Get Dualed Bitch!
He did a little victory dance.
Percy: I wish I was energetic like him.
Mario pulled out his hammer and faced Beta.
Mario: Mario's gonna whoop your ass!
Beta: Oh it's on asshole!
Beta pulled out his scythe, they both rushed at each other and clashed into each other swinging their weapons and fighting.
Y/N: What should we do?
Meggy: I guess join in on the fight.
Meggy pulled out her splattershot and went to war. You grabbed out your sword out and fought Kermit.
Kermit: I shall inhale all of your XP.
Y/N: No, it's time for you to put on a show! A muppet show!
Kermit: Wait? What? Where?!
Kermit was distracted, while you drew your sword you stabbed his stomach and threw him off stage.
Kermit: Noooooo!-
Ded.
Old Man: Feed Me.
Beta: I'm quite hungry too.
Beta used his down special and spawned in a pie.
Hugh: Wow look at all the pie!
Hugh lifted the pie in the air and shouted.
Hugh: I WILL DO IT, I. WILL. LIIIIIIVE!!
Beta: Uh huh..yeah, okay..one problem though.
Hugh looked at Beta.
Beta: Look down.
He looked down and noticed no floor underneath him, he fell into the void.
Beta: Don't touch my pie.
He did his down special again and summoned a cookie.
Beta: Smells great, and fresh too, HEY COOKIE!!
Beta tossed the cookie off the edge.
Cookie Monster: COOKIE!
Terminator: PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!
Toad: MINE!
The three dived off the edge and fell into the void.
Beta: Piece of cake.
All of a sudden a slice of cake spawned in his had.
Beta: Huh, literally.
Meggy saw the cake and her eyes widened and sparkled, she lunged forward and ate the cake out of Beta's hand, and also bit his hand.
Beta: GAH! HELP!! GET HER OFF!!
Beta was running around as Meggy was mauling his hand.
Y/N: Meggy! Down girl!
Meggy: Aw, fine..
Meggy let go.
Beta: That hurt like hell..inkling teeth are so pointy, at first when I saw the inkling, I thought they were some type of retro vampire. But nope..I was completely off.
Meggy: I am here to drink your blood.
Beta backed up sweating.
Meggy: I'm joking, also, you're off the stage.
Beta: What?..
He looked down and saw.
Beta: Oh. I really am.
He fell into the void, You saw Mario was turned into Spaghetti.
Mario: Beta turned me into spaghetti.
Meggy: That looks weird..
Y/N: It really does.
Pearl: What the hell?! This isn't the studio, where is Marina?!
Marina: Over here Pearl!
Pearl: Hi Marina!
Marina: Hey Pearl- Oh my cod...
Pearl: What?
Marina: L-look behind you..
Pearl slowly turned around as she heard growling behind her, she looked up and saw a giant.
Pearl: What...is that?..
JP3 Spinosaurus: *Roars*
Pearl screamed and ran away, the spinosaurus chasing her.
Marina: RUN! PEARL RUN!
Percy: I've got this..
Percy cracked his knuckles and grabbed a vine, he tied it up in a lasso, he swung and wrapped it around the Spino's jaws, closing them shut.
Pearl: Holy carp, what the..
Marina: Who- Who are you?
Percy: Percy, you?
Marina: Marina, she's Pearl.
Percy: Great, we know each other, let's get this thing out of here!
The Spinosaurus wiped but missed Percy, the Giant dinosaur then swung Percy around and threw him off the ledge, Percy then tugged on the vine.
Percy: If I'm gonna go down, you're going down with me..
The Spinosaurus slipped and fell, as they both fell in the void.
Bob: HaHa! He DeD!
Tari: That's not very nice Bob.
Saiko swung her hammer and hit Bob off the ledge.
Bob: Ow My OvArIeS!
Boopkins: I summoned my most powerful Pokémon! Go Lucario!
Lucario was summoned and he electrocuted you, catching you on fire.
Y/N: FIRE FIRE FIRE! IM BURNING! AH JESUS CHRIST, AW FUCK IM ON FIRE!!OH SHIT!
Meggy: Y/N, HOLD STILL!!
You didn't listen and kept panicking.
Meggy: SOMEONE TACKLE HIM!
Desti: On it!
Desti tackled you, holding you still, Meggy soaked you in ink, defusing the fire.
Y/N: Ahhh...much better.
Desti: Yeah, I bet.
Desti helps you up to your feet.
Meggy: Are you okay?
Y/N: I felt like a fillet.
Meggy smirked and kissed you.
Meggy: Better?
Y/N: Much better.
Meggy: Good, let's kick some ass!
Y/N: Right on!
You and Meggy launched Boopkins off stage, and you got revenge on Lucario by blowing him to smithereens.
Leo: Great job guys-
Leo was flung off stage by TF2 Soldier.
Soldier: This American Boot just kicked your ass back to Inkopolis!
Meggy: NOOO LEO!
Y/N: LEO!!
Soldier then rocket launched and blew up Tari.
Soldier: You're time is done grease monkey!
Desti: That's it..
Desti threw a splatter bomb at the soldier and blew him away.
Desti: You just got dominated Warhead!
Daffy: I thlammed my penith in the car thoor.
SMG4: Huh?.. why do I feel so weird?..
All of a sudden SMG4 blacked out and woke up, he franticly looked around to make sure everything is normal.
SMG4: What?..that was all a dream?
He brushed it off as his imagination.
SMG4: Well time to make a meme!
He went on his computer for the rest of the day, making memes, as always.
(SMG4, don't take the shrooms no more..)
My last brain cell.
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