Today on a fresh day, You, Meggy, Melony, Leo and Desti were studying so that way you could get into college. You and the other two were hard at work until you heard something loud that broke your concentration.

Y/N: What the hell is that noise?!

Meggy: Ugh, Mario..

Melony: I was about to solve for X..

Leo: Yeah, I was so close to trying to find that one too.

Meggy stormed over to the door and kicked it open.

Meggy: MARIO QUIET DOWN, WE ARE TRYING TO STUDY!

Mario: Study?

Meggy: To get into college.

Mario: Pffft, Okie.

Meggy closed the door.

Y/N: So it was Mario?

Meggy nodded and sat back down next to you with her mathematic book.

Desti: I knew Mario would be such a pain.

Leo: I get what that feels like.

Y/N: You know if you wanted to solve for X, the answer is clearly unanswerable, you could just do W or Y.

Leo: Yeah, you're right about that.

Meggy: Oh..right, heh, I'm not that good with Math. Imagine introducing letters in math..with numbers.

Leo: How evil can math get?

Melony: I don't know, I think very evil.

Desti: Math is the bane of everyone's existence.

Y/N: Agreed, any-who what are you gonna be once you get your college degree?

Meggy: A sports coach, you?

Y/N: I would probably choose to be a paintball coach, which would fall under sports coach.

Meggy's eyes lighted when you said that.

Meggy: I like that, it sounds like a blast.

You smiled.

Y/N: And I think you could be a good sports coach, no wait, maybe even the best!

Meggy: Really?

Meggy blushed and giggled.

Desti: Uh, Lovebirds?

Melony: Hey don't we have work to do?

You and Meggy broke out of your thoughts and got focused.

Meggy: Right, sorry.

Y/N: It's fine, let's do this.

Leo: You two can flirt later.

Meggy: Hush.

You, Leo and the three girls go back to work, meanwhile Mario was causing distractions every now and then, until Mario broke the window.

Mario: Hello!

Desti: OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE!

Y/N: MARIO!

Meggy: GET OUT OF HERE!

Leo: NOW!

Meggy kicked Mario out and boarded up the windows, Desti helped.

Meggy: There..finally.

Desti: You're telling me.

Mario walked through the door and had Baldi with him.

Baldi: Oh hi!

Desti: God damn it.

Meggy: Mario...

Baldi: Everyone take a seat! Today we are gonna learn about everyone's favorite subject! Math!

Baldi grabbed out a tablet.

Baldi: 2 plus 2 is 4.

Baldi kept repeating the same damn equation over and over again until Meggy spoke up.

Meggy: This is not the type of math we are trying to learn Baldi!

Desti: Ever heard of division?! Or even long devision?!

Baldi: Oh.

Meggy kicked Baldi and Mario out.

Meggy: OUT!

Melony was about to leave until Meggy dragged her back in.

Meggy: Not you Melony, you stay.

Melony: Yay!

Y/N: Well then. What now?

Meggy, Desti, Leo and Melony thought of an idea and Meggy dialed Beta's number.

Beta: Yo lil orange what's up?

Meggy: Hey Beta, you still got those Monster Energy Drinks?

Beta: Yeah, why?

Meggy: Bring me the whole batch...

Beta: Okay?...

Beta hung up.

Y/N: Who was that?

Meggy: Beta, he's gonna get us some energy drinks for studying purposes.

Leo: Ooh, I love energy drinks.

Desti: So do I.

You nodded, soon you, Meggy, Leo and Melony got back to work and a calmer knock was heard.

Y/N: Who is it?

Beta: Not your parents.

Y/N:....Really?...

Beta: Got em.

Meggy: Come in.

Beta opened the door and he had a wagon full of Monsters.

Beta: You've requested a whole batch of these?

Meggy: Yes, thank you Beta.

Beta: Anytime.

Melony: Don't you need to study?

Beta pulled out his degree.

Beta: Pfft, You think I need to study? I got an A+++ on my baking exam, that's why I can make a mean ass piece of apple pie.

Leo: Ooh, sounds great.

Y/N: I love your apple pie.

Beta: and it loves you back.

Desti: Heh, I bet it does. Why not marry it?

Meggy: Maybe we'll get some to celebrate later, our exams are tomorrow.

Beta: Alright, I won't waste anymore of your time, study hard but not too hard.

Beta left and you five waved him goodbye, you and the three get back to work and the three girls chug down a few energy drinks.

Meggy: I-I feel...HYPED!!

Melony: OH YEAH!

Desti: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!

Leo: Should I be concerned?...

Y/N: It's okay. They'll have a sugar crash soon.

Meggy studied and wrote down stuff at the speed of light, same with Melony and Desti, you only drank half a can while they already had at least five.

Y/N: Uh...girls?...

They were ignoring you, while you just continued to write down stuff you needed to know. Eventually you finished your work and decided to take a break, you look over and saw the three already passed out, you shook your head and chuckled.

Y/N: That's why I love you. Always loving a challenge.

You get three blankets, one has an orange squid on it, the other one has a watermelon on it and the third one has a pink octopus on it, you give them their favorite blankets and let them sleep, you saw Leo was passed out so you gave him a kraken blanket. You also saw they missed a few questions so you grabbed your glasses and went to work. Eventually you got done and passed out from being too exhausted.

The Next Morning.

Meggy woke up and saw herself tucked into an orange squid blanket, she looked over at you, passed out, she saw you filled in the answers she didn't know, she smiled and kissed your cheek.

Meggy: Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey.

You stirred awake and saw Meggy smiling at you.

Y/N: Oh..*yawn* hey Meggy..

Meggy: Sleep well?

Y/N: Kinda..I think you, Melony and Desti slept better than me and Leo.

Meggy: Maybe, but what time is it?

You looked at your watch.

Y/N: 7:54 AM.

Meggy's eyes widened.

Y/N: what?

Meggy: We overslept!! Melony, Leo, Desti wake up!

Y/N: Ah Crap!! We're late!

Meggy shook Melony awake, You shook both Desti and Leo awake, once they woke up Melony greeted Meggy.

Melony: Hi Meggy!

Meggy: Yeah, hey Melony. We are late! Come on!

Desti: Shit!

Leo: AH CARP WE CANT BE LATE!

Meggy: Don't worry Leo, we can make it!

Before they could leave, you and the other four turned into ghosts and went up into a portal.

Mario: Hello!

Luigi: Hi you three!

Beta: What's up?

Bob: Hi.

Tari: Hey guys.

Melony: Whoa..

Leo: What the hell?

Meggy: Are we dead?

Mario: No, we wanted to help fill in your absence.

Beta: I was gonna warn you five about the consequences of drinking that stuff..

Y/N: It's fine Beta. How's the test going?

Beta: Well, for me it's fine, since I'm basically a math wizard when I was in high school, the other two...not so much.

Mario, Luigi and Tari showed the girls the questions.

Meggy: Hmmm..wait Melony, Desti, we learned about these!

Melony: Yeah!

Desti: Right!

Beta: What do you say partner? Ready to make math cry?

Y/N: Hell yeah!

Both you and Beta high fived and both wrote down the answers to the problems at the speed of light, same with Meggy, Desti and Melony.

Bob: CoMe On LeO! lEtS bUrN mAtH tO tHe GrOuNd WiTh OuR s-TiEr GoD lIkE sKiLlS!

Leo: Let's go!!

The two began writing down the answers at the speed of light as well.

E.Gadd: 1 Minute left!

Beta: Almost done!

You scored the final blow and was done, you saw how Meggy, Melony, Desti and Leo were doing, they were done as well.

Desti: Phew..

Meggy: You got yours done?

You nodded.

Meggy: Good, so did I, Melony got hers done and same with Desti.

Leo: Same here.

Meggy: Great job Cuz!

Leo: Thanks!

Beta: We kicked math right in the two zeros. But we only took a fraction of them.

Everyone snickered at that, once you and the four turn in your papers you, Meggy, Leo, Desti and Melony go back home.

A few days later, the day came where you got your final score. You were sipping on some coffee,along with Beta and Leo, watching your girlfriend, Desti and Melony pace back and forth.

Meggy: I don't know, what if the scores are bad?

Y/N: I'm sure you did great!

Meggy looked over at you and smiled.

Meggy: Thanks, I think you did great too.

Beta: He had me as well. A genus in high school.

Meggy: Of course, heh.

Desti: Beta the nerd. Who would've known.

Beta: Hey.

Desti smirked.

Y/N: Here, come sit.

Meggy walked over and sat next to you, hugging you.

Melony: Is it ok if I join the hug too?

Y/N: I don't have two arms for nothing.

Melony smiled and hugged with you and Meggy, Desti, Mario, Luigi, Tari and Leo joined the hug too. Beta tries sneaking away but was caught by you.

Y/N: Beta? There's one piece left to fill in.

Beta: Yeah...not a chance.

Leo: Dude, it's nice in here.

Meggy: Oh come on Beta, join in.

Melony: Please?...

Tari: With the cherry on top?..

Both Meggy, Tari and Melony showed puppy eyes, Beta fights the urge to hug.

Beta: Y-you know the eyes won't work on me..

Desti: Do I have to drag you in here?

Beta: As strong as you are Desti, I don't think you're gonna be able to pull me in there.

Desti: Right, you had your chance, girls! you know what to do..

Desti snapped her fingers, and just like that, Meggy's, Melony's and Tari's eyes somehow went into bigger puppy eyes, almost like shark eyes, shocking Beta.

Beta: What...?

Leo: They'll get even bigger, you know that right?

Beta rolled his eyes and soon gave in.

Beta: Fine..but don't get used to this..

He casually walks over and put one arm around the group.

Mario: Mario is gonna teach you how to properly hug.

Luigi: Use both arms.

Beta: I know how a hug works. I'm just not a hugging type..

Desti: Neither was I, but look how I turned out.

Beta decided to hug properly, you all stayed like that for a few minutes, You all break the hug to hear the door knock.

Beta: Must be the mailman.

You walk over and open the door.

Kirby: You've got mail!

Kirby hands you an envelope, once he left you close the door and opened up the envelope, you saw your score was a 100, while the others had the same scores too.

Meggy: Well?...

Melony: H-how did we do?...

They waited for an answer, you decided to mess with them and fake their scores.

Y/N: Oh..you four failed..

Meggy: Wha?...

Melony: Oh no..

Desti: You serious?..

Leo: Damn it...just great! I tried! I really did!

The four look down in disappointment, while you just snicker. Meggy and the others look at you with confusion.

Meggy: What's so funny?

Beta: Are you really pulling the bullshit card?!

Desti: I swear if you are lying, I'm gonna slap you.

Y/N: Just kidding you all passed!

Their faces immediately brightened and hugged you.

Meggy: You scared me! Don't do that again!

Melony: Yeah! That wasn't nice!

Leo: That was low dude.

Y/N: Alright, I'm sorry.

You smiled and hugged them.

Beta: My guy, you just won the ultimate bullshitting contest, you got us all.

Desti: For your reward, here.

Desti smacked you across the face, with a little bit of force.

Y/N: Ouch..

Desti: Never do that again.

Y/N: Okay okay. Sorry..

Mario: So Mario is going to college?!

Mario said excitedly, everyone just looked at him with a deadpan stare.

Mario: What?

Beta: I think you're a bit too old for college and two..you're dumb as shit.

Mario: Hey!

Everyone giggled.

(You got into college? Great job!)