It was a normal day, SMG4 was browsing the internet until a letter slipped through the door.

SMG4: What's this?

He gets up and walks over to pick it up. Then, his eyes widen..

It was from Nintendo.

He quickly ran outside and into the garden to see Luigi watering his plants and Mario sitting around, until SMG4 came bursting through and picked up Mario.

Mario: WHA?!

SMG4: YEET!

He threw Mario into the wall and into the computer room. Alerting Skully.

Skully: WHOA!

He ducked under him.

Skully: What the..

SMG4: MOVE!

He shoved Skully out of the way. He picked up Mario and shoved him in the chest.

Mario: SMG4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

He successfully closes the chest, then he hears a knock at the door. It opens up, revealing three lawyers, one of them was Funky Kong.

Skully: Oh Hey Funky-

A briefcase gets thrown into his face and at the wall.

Skully: Ow?..

Lawyer Kong: WHERE IS HE?!

Skully: W-where's who?! Why are you trespassing?!

Lawyer Kong: SILENCE YOU! I'M TALKING ABOUT HIM!

He points at Glitchy.

Skully: Well you don't need to be so impolite..

A lawyer throws a golf trophy at his head.

Skully: OW! STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!

He ignored his request and goes to SMG4.

SMG4: P-please...don't please...

He reaches into his briefcase, about to pull out a paper, until Mario got himself free.

Mario: Ugh! Smelled like shit in there!

SMG4: NO MARIO! GET BACK IN THERE AND HIDE!

Skully: I think you're a little late for that-

SMG4 shuts him up with another golf trophy. Knocking him out.

Lawyer Kong: Mario! There you are! We've been looking everywhere for you!

Mario: Ah crap. Hey lawyer guy..

Lawyer Kong: It's been five years since we've made Mario Odessey and people have been getting pissed that there hasn't been a new Mario game since.

Skully wakes up and blurts something out.

Skully:..Why would people want to save the princess for the 80th time?! How many times does this bitch need to get kidnapped by the same fucking turtle over and over again-

Lawyer Kong: SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP!

Yet again, another golf trophy, knocked him out...again.

Lawyer Kong: Anyways, come on Mario! We can't make the next game without our star!

He grabbed his hand, but Mario rejects.

Mario: But..but Mario doesn't want to wooork at Nintendo, it's boooring!

The kong didn't seem to like the attitude Mario was giving him, so he frowns and pulls out a piece of paper.

Lawyer Kong: You know what this is?

Mario: Toilet paper! :D

SMG4: It's...it's an intellectual property contract..

Lawyer Kong: Very good SMG4! I can see you've done your legal research! It means we at Nintendo own you and-

Mario then kicked him in the face, knocking him out.

Skully: H-how..can you...own..a person?...

He rubbed the back of his head. He then looks over to see Mario knock two other lawyers out of the way.

Skully: *Sigh* Well, might as well go along with it..

SMG4: Yeah..we better go..

He runs out there.

Skully: I'm fine, by the way..thanks for asking..

SMG4: What was that Skully? I didn't hear you.

Skully: Nothing. Forget it, I-I'm coming..

He sighed and followed.

Lawyer Kong: GET THAT MOTHERF*CKER!

The two lawyers rise and rush at Mario. One of them throws two pairs of Nintendo Switch controllers, Mario dodged and weaves. Until a taser hits him.

Funky Kong: Now, time to make a new game!

Mario: Noooo!

He gets dragged away.

———

SMG4 sat there, depressed. Until two individuals walk up to him.

Y/N: Hey Glitchy!

Meggy: You don't look so good, what's the trouble?

SMG4: *Sigh* Nintendo came along and took Mario away..

Y/N: Oh..that company again..

Meggy: How can you own a person?

Skully: That's exactly what I said!

Meggy: Hmmm...I've got it!

Y/N: What is it?

Meggy: Well sweet Y/N, We're going to get Mario back.

She kisses your cheek.

SMG4: How so? That company is too powerful!

Meggy: Oh hoh, you'll see.

-Meanwhile at the Nintendo Headquarters-

Peach: HELP ME MARIO!

Bowser: Hahahaha! You'll never get the princess Mario!

Mario: Ah shit, here we go again...

Shigeru: Go Mario! Defeat Bowser!

Mario: Why?

Shigeru: Because I said so.

Mario: No!

Shigeru: Do it..or else.

Mario: *Sigh* Fine!-

Then, a loud explosion was heard, Shigeru looks up and saw Meggy, Y/N, Skully and SMG4 all there.

Meggy: Don't worry Red! We'll deal with these guys!

Shigeru: CONSIDER YOURSELF, CEASE AND DESIST!

This froze the four of you up and made you all fall down.

Y/N: I can't move!

Skully: W-what happened?!

Shigeru: I'll deal with you four turds later, now Mario, Back to the game!-

Mario threw a plate of spaghetti at his face.

Shigeru: Haha Mario, very funny, lunch time is later today.

Mario: Let my friends go!

Shigeru: Not until you cooperate!

Meggy: No..you won't do that..

Shigeru: Is that so? IVE GOT A DMCA!

Meggy: I went to law school! For the most part..and I know-

Shigeru: Blah blah blah, don't care! We made Mario! So we own him!

Then, a light appeared out of nowhere right in the center of the room.

Shigeru: WHAT IS THIS?!

Then, the lights disappeared, revealing the ruler of the Infinity Realm.

Empyreus: Silence Shigeru.

Shigeru: And who are you?!

Empyreus: I am Empyreus. The ruler of the Infinity Realm, you've violated the sins of the copyright act many times, so if you wish to appeal these sins, then you must drop all charges against these four beings, and set that man free.

Shigeru: What...no, no way! We need a new Mario game pronto!

Empyreus: Well next time, ask him first, which he already denied your request..if he chooses not to participate, you cannot make him.

He was hesitant, but sighed in defeat.

Shigeru: O-okay..fine..I'll drop all charges...

Empyreus: And?

Shigeru: I'll also..release Mario..

Mario: Yahoo!!

He leaped in joy and ran off to eat spaghetti.

Empyreus: Great. I should be getting back now, farewell.

He ascends.

Shigeru then released you and the other three.

SMG4: That was pretty neat. He came at the right time!

Meggy: What a lifesaver.

Skully: No kidding.

Y/N: Now what?

SMG4: Memes?

Y/N: Yeah, let's go ahead and do that!

You four left.

Shigeru: Now what am I gonna do?

He starts thinking, then he saw Luigi bringing in a potted plant.

Luigi: Whoa, what happened here?

Shigeru then gets an idea...Looking at both Luigi and the plant.

———

Beta: What kind of game is this?

Tari: You play as Luigi and you water plants! How cute!

Beta: Yeah, I don't mind this.

They continue to play, Tari was winning as usual.
———

SMG4: And nothing of Value was lost!

Then Lawyer Kong crashes through, scaring him.

SMG4: AAAAH-

Lawyer Kong: AAAAAH-

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Skully: Gosh, wasn't that fun to read?

A golf trophy is chucked again, Skully this time ducked under it.

Skully: WATCH IT!

(I told you it's my job to make the outro messages! Don't make me grab another golf trophy!)