Percy was seen wiping off a spear with a cloth.

Percy: Hmm..alright, looks clean to me..

He said, placing the spear on his shelf before thinking. Then someone's kicks open the door.

Percy: Hey! Read the sign!

SMG4: Oi! You're coming with me!

He grabbed Percy and carried him into a Wal-Mart.

Percy: Unhand me!!

He growled and snapped at him, 4 places him down and chuckles.

SMG4: Okay! Now do something funny for the vine!

Percy: There are no vines in a supermarket 4..

SMG4: Ugh, no you idiot! I meant do something goofy for the camera!

Percy:..I don't have time for this nonsense..

He walks away before SMG4 stopped him.

SMG4: You aren't going anywhere until you do what I ask!

Percy: Ugh..Looks like I'm gonna be here until you learn to act like a decent human being..

The crocodile sighs and turns to him.

Percy: What do you want me to do again?..

SMG4: Just do something funny for the vine!

Percy: Alright..fine..

He clears his throat and responded.

Percy: Why are you out of shape and I'm not?

SMG4: Uh..where are you going with this?-

Percy: Because I have my own scales..

SMG4:...

Percy:...

SMG4 then chucks the camera at his head.

Percy: Ow! What was that?!

SMG4: APOLOGIES! NOW!

Percy: For what?! SAYING THE TRUTH?!

SMG4: FOR MAKING FUN OF REPTILES!

Percy: Whaaaaaa?....But- IM A REPTILE!

SMG4: WHO CARES?!

Percy: YOU ASKED!

SMG4: I-..Fine! Have it your way!

Percy: What are you saying now?..

SMG4: I'm saying you're a jerk!

Percy: And you're immature.

SMG4: You know what..

He pulls out a teletubby and proceeds to feed it contaminated custard.

SMG4: Tinky Winky! ATTACK!

Tinky Winky screams and bolts towards Percy, to which Percy grabbed a broom and bonked him on the head with it.

Tinky Winky:......

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Percy then approached SMG4.

SMG4: Uh! Wait! Percy!

Percy: For what?

SMG4: Uhhh..this!

He threw a figurine of a Skidibi Toilet at Percy and watches it bounce off his face.

SMG4: Hah! You've been Skidied!

Percy backhanded him over that awful pun..

Percy:..One, horrible joke, two, horrible meme, and three, your humor is mind-numbingly dull..every modern pun is making my brain rot..

SMG4: Hey! Don't be so harsh..not my fault, it's that evil company Coppa..

Percy: And that's a problem how?

SMG4 sighs and pulls open his IPad.

SMG4: Take a look..

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Percy glances at it, his eyes widen in reaction, realizing how bullshit it is.

Percy: Ok..now I understand..but come on, you can do better than this.

He said holding the strange toilet figure before chucking it away.

SMG4: Maybe..

Percy: Relax, I don't blame you, I blame the corruption of the company, you're a content developer, not a babysitter, let the irresponsible parents worry about that..

SMG4 nods and gets up, very soon though, they hear footsteps and look over.

SMG3: Wassup.

Percy: Hey..

SMG4: Hi-

SMG3 is suddenly sent across the store by a shotgun blast.

Percy and SMG4 immediately take cover.

?: PIZZA!

Percy: Pizza?

He peers up to see who it was.

It was Chica the Chicken, and she wasn't happy.

Percy: Oh great..

He ducks down and avoids detection.

SMG4: Who the hell was that?..

Percy: That weird robot chicken, obsessed with pizza?

SMG4: Oh..fuck..

Chica: PIZZA!!

Percy slapped her in the face.

Percy: That joke is old.

Chica: PIZZA!!!

The chicken launches them both across the store as well.

SMG4: OUCH!..Perc, I don't think she cares..

Percy: IM AWARE! Just- Let's get out of here before we become skin boots..

He nods in agreement and they both run away, seeing a giant Chica head rising up and chasing them.

Percy: LETS SPLIT UP!

SMG4: WHAT?! WHY!?

Percy: TRUST ME! IT'LL CONFUSE HER!

SMG4 looks back and back at him and sighs.

SMG4: ALRIGHT!

As soon as they reach a cross section, Percy heads to the food isle, as SMG4 heads to the clothes isle.

Chica stops and rotated left and right, trying ti choose.

Chica: HMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm......

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Chica's Mind:

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She finally decided to go to the clothes section to find Kermit and Desti shopping there.

Chica: Pizza?

Kermit: Fuck off.

Chica: Billboard?

Chica punts Kermit through the roof of Walmart before he face plants onto a billboard.

Desti: What the shit?!

Chica: Pizza!?

She said, turning her head to Desti.

Desti: Erm! Uhh..sure?..

Chica:.......

Desti crosses her fingers and shuts her eyes, petrified by the chicken.

Chica: Ok! :)

She calms down almost immediately after receiving that response.

Desti: Oh..Phew..really?

Chica: SIKE!

Desti: WHAT?!-

Chica proceeds to launch Desti into the sky and out into the big city.

Chica: Metal sign then boom!

———

Desti screams as she is launched and soon hits a metal sign before falling flat on the pavement, she gets up and rubbed her head.

Desti: Ugh..my head..

She looks around to find traffic and looks at a Gas Station.

Desti: Christ-

Gas Station:

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Tinker and his new robotic friend looked at the explosion in shock, the train then snatched the gas from the robot and chucks it away.

Tinker: From now on, we stick with oil, Gever.

Gever: :(

———

Chica: Where's dat juicy Boi at?

SMG4 is shaking while hiding behind a dress.

SMG4: Please don't find me..please..please..

Chica: Pizza?~~

SMG4: Oh shit..

He gulps as he saw the chicken head was right in front of him, but before Chica could eat him alive, a can gets thrown at her head, making her do another 180.

Percy gestures her over with a finger.

Percy:

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Chica:

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Chica rushes at Percy, to which Percy jumped out of the way at the right moment, in slow motion, Chica accidentally rammed into a wall and got her beak, Percy seizes the opportunity to karate kick her right in the behind.

Chica: OOOHHH MAH ASS!

Her head flew around the store as she deflated like a balloon.

Percy: Phew..that was a close call..

SMG4: You..saved me...

He hugged Percy.

Percy: Hey..easy there..

He smiles in the process.

The two then hear a door opening, upon looking over, they see their other friend.

Y/N: Hey guys have you seen- GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?!

Percy:..You really wanna know?..

Y/N:.........No, never mind that, just, tell me there's at least some surviving French toast sticks..

SMG4: Yeah! They're in the frozen food section!

Y/N: Ah! Good!

———

You find the frozen food isle and search for the cinnamon seasoned breadsticks..

Y/N: No, waffles..pancakes..egg rolls...corn dogs..where the hell are the French toast sticks?! I-

You peer over and see Will with the last box.

Will: Yes. Will can now have big Russian balance breakfast!

He walks away. Your eyes twitch as they glow bright red.

Y/N: Ight Imma beat his ass.

You say before pulling out a miniature Meggy who shape shifts into a lightsaber.

(All Toasters Toast Toast!)