A normal day in the castle, until Mario stomach started growling.

Mario: D'oh shet!

Mario looked at his stomach, then he looked up at Beta, who was reading a newspaper.

Mario: Beta?

Beta ignored Mario and kept reading.

Mario:....Beta..

Beta tapped his finger on the table as he was getting slowly annoyed.

Mario: BETA!

Beta burned the newspaper with his eyes and aggressively stared at Mario.

Beta: Yeah?

His eye started twitching.

Mario: Mario's hungry.

Beta shrugged his shoulders, Mario points at the kitchen.

Mario: Spaghetti!

Beta looks at the kitchen and back at Mario.

Beta: Yeah, I'll cook you up an entire spaghettirea!

Mario: YAHOOO-

Beta: I'm just screwing with you...I can't believe you fell for that-

Mario: Mario could go for, a nice pizza pie, with a side of ravioli..

Beta: No.

Mario: Also with a little parmesan and meatballs-

Beta: No!

Mario: With also a heaping plate of spaghettini!

Beta: NO!

Mario: Get your ass in the-

Beta slammed the table.

Mario:...

Beta: NOOOOOOO!

Mario:...

Beta....

Mario: Mario. Doesn't. Like. Your. Tone.

Beta: Bite my artificial kidney!

Mario slapped Beta, Beta looked back at Mario and points his finger at him.

Beta: Do that again and I'll fu-

Mario bites his finger.

Beta:....FUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!

Beta punches Mario off of him, he looks at his finger. Meanwhile, Meggy got flung from the impact when Mario hit the wall.

Meggy: Oh Jesus! What the-

Back over with the two.

Mario: Mario's gonna whoop your ass!

Mario threw a plate and he missed by Beta's shoe.

Beta: Hah! You suck-

He gets a spoon at throws that at Beta, hitting his nose.

Beta: Ow!

Mario puts up both middle fingers.

Mario: Defeated now beoch?!

Beta threw a couch at Mario, He saw this and screams.

Mario: MAAAAA-

The couch hit, causing both Mario and Meggy who was in another room to go flying into a wall.

Beta: Is that all you got?!

Beta picked up Mario and began hitting his face, Jojo style, but Mario kicked him in the groin.

Beta: Ooooooooh....mah nuttsssss.....

Mario kicked Beta away and pushed a bookshelf over him.

Mario: Hmm?

Mario picks up Toad.

Toad: MARIO! PUT ME DOWN!

Mario: Eh..okie dokie!

Beta gets the bookshelf off, Mario gets Toad outside, the door flys off and towards you.

Y/N: Huh?

You see a door flying towards you.

Y/N: OH WHAT THE FUCK-

You get hit, you recover and push the door off of you.

Y/N: Phew..it's a good thing I'm not dea-

The door lands back on you.

Y/N: Ouch.

Back over to the crackheads, they smacked eachother, Meggy was pulling a bucket off of her head, she pried it off and hears the chaos outside. Mario had Beta in a headlock, giving him nuggies, Beta gets him off, he takes Mario to the bathroom and shoved his face into the toilet. Mario got Beta's grip loose and sits on him, while Beta was squirming, Beta wormed himself out of his weight and hits him with a pan, Meggy leaned her head against the door to hear them yelling and punching. Mario gets out a random chainsaw and does a warface!

Beta: What the?!

Beta looked around, he grabbed his scythe.

Beta: Come at me bitch!

Mario: Mario's gonna mess you up!

Both of them ran at eachother, The scythe and the chainsaw clash, eventually the chainsaw exploded and sent both of them flying, the castle was covered in debris, same with Beta and Mario.

Meggy: I swear if they messed up the castle, our date is gonna be ruined- Sweet mother of ink bubbles!

She sees both Mario and Beta, Mario comes back to his senses and sees Meggy pissed off.

Mario: Uhh, Beta?

Beta looked at Mario, He points at Meggy, Beta sees this.

Beta: Oh fuck...uhh, we can explain.

Meggy:......

-Meanwhile-

Beta and Mario were cooking dinner.

Mario: Beta?

Beta: Yes?....

Mario: Mario's hungry.

Beta: Umm, I don't care.

Mario: Mcscuse me?!

Beta: Nobody cares!

Mario: MCSCUSE ME BEOTCH?!

Back with you and Meggy, you both were sitting at the dining room, you decided to turn on some music so that way Beta and Mario didn't interrupt yours and Meggy's date, you both smile at each other while the chaos unfolds again.

Y/N: How did they even get into a fight?

Meggy: Who knows?

(There they go..again..clean up crew at isle 69!)