Another one Eh? Why not!

It was a normal day in the castle, Y/N and Meggy were out training, Melony was asleep. SMG4 was reacting to memes, Axol was making his manga as usual, Beth was painting, Tari was playing some more video games, although..Beta and Mario decided to make conversation with eachother.

Beta: So, I read this fact online, you're a plumber Mario..

Mario: I'm a what?!

Beta: Mario, you're a plumber.

Mario: Mario's a what??!

Beta: A plumber Mario.

Mario: Imma plumber?!

Beta: Yes Mario, you're a plumber.

Mario: But Imma just Mario.

Beta: Well guess what "Just Mario" You're a plumber.

Mario: But I'm just Mario!

Beta: No "Just Mario" You're a plumber.

Mario: Listen here Beta, I'm not a plumber, I'm just Mario!

Beta: No! Mario..you are a plumber..

Mario: No, I'm just Mario!

Beta: Listen Mario, you're a plumber!

Mario: No Beta, I'm just Mario.

At this point, Beta was getting a little irritated.

Beta: Mario for gods sake..you are a plumber!

Mario: A plumber?! I'm just Mario!

Beta: No "Just Mario" You're a plumber.

Mario: I'm not a plumber Beta, I'm just Mario.

Beta: No, you're a plumber "Just Mario".

Mario: I'm not a plumber Beta.

Beta: Mario! You are a plumber!

Mario: LISTEN HERE BETA YOU SKINNY FUCK! IM NOT A FUCKING PLUMBER!

Beta: Holy shit Mario what's with this outburst!? You're a fucking plumber!

Mario: MARIO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT YOU BITCH!

Beta: Listen here Mario! You unclog toilets and shit, you should be fucking pleased about it!

Mario: MARIO DOESN'T WANT TO UNCLOG TOILETS YOU SCRAWNY BITCH! STICK IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!

Beta: My. Fucking. What?!

Mario: Beta you're pushing Mario over the fucking line!

Beta: No I'm not, you're gonna go and unclog toilets, you'll get a fucking plunger, and many other equipment, DEAL WITH IT YA FAT MAN!

Mario: I'LL PUT MY PINGAS IN THE FUCKING TOILET!

Beta:...I did that when I was younger, that was a bad move, you are a plumber.

Mario:..Mario's a what?!

Beta: YOU'RE A PLUMBER MARIO FOR FUCKS SAKE LISTEN TO ME!

Mario: Beta, Mario's already been through this, I don't give a fuck about what you think!

Beta: This isn't negotiable, you're a plumber, you can unclog toilets, you'll get your plunger n shit, and not only that, you'll enjoy it ya fuckwit.

Mario: I'LL FUCKEN SET YOUR PANTS ON FIRE!

Beta: Well come at me then bitch! Square up right fuckin now!

Mario: ILL FUCKEN BREAK YOU!

Beta: Alright you little asshole, you're a damn plumber, you'll fucking enjoy it, you fatass.

Mario: I'll fucking gnaw your tail off Beta!

Beta: Listen you, get near my tail and I'll slap you with it across the face like the little bitch you are.

Mario: I'll rip off your giant tail and bash you across the jaw with it!

Beta: I'll cut off that mustache and slap it on a Pringle's can and call it modern art!

Mario: I-

Skully: ENOUGH!

The two look at the stressed dolphin.

Skully: You both are acting like children!

Beta: Me? He started it.

Mario: No! You did!

Beta: Is that so?-

Skully: We get it! Shut up! Just stop with that bullshit before you really make me mad.

Beta: Is that a threat?

Skully: It may well be..

He swiftly ran over and grabbed both Beta and Mario by their necks, lifting them off the ground and slowly choking them.

Skully: Where's your friendship?..

Beta: *Gag* Ugh!

Mario: Let goo!

Beta: C-choke me harder daddy-

Skully: I SAID WHERE IS YOUR FRIENDSHIP!?

Mario: O-ok..

Mario goes to hug Beta, Beta hesitated but hugged back.

Skully: That's better, now behave! Otherwise, I won't be using my hands to grab your throats.

He calmed down and let's them go.

Beta: Aw why did you sto- I mean..thanks..

Skully:

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Beta: I'll just go..I've got shit to do.

Skully: Before you do that.

He grabs a huge baseball bat and smacked him across the room with it.

Skully: Quit being sus! Or I'll tell Tari!

Beta: You're bluffing!

Skully: Am I?

He stared at him, knowing he isn't bluffing. He gets up and runs away.

Skully: That's what I thought.

Mario gets up off the ground.

Mario: Ugh..Mario's gonna get some spaghetti!

Skully: Uh huh..just to let you know, Beta ate it all.

Mario: He. Did. What?

Skully: Yeah, he ate it all.

Mario: Thank-a you for bringing this to my attention! :D

Skully: You're welcome..

Mario slides away to find Beta. Saiko then comes in.

Saiko: You do realize that you just made them go into another war, right?

Skully: I honestly don't care, as long as it's not in the castle, then it's no longer an issue, I've seen worse wars.

Saiko seemed interested in this.

Saiko: What kind?

Skully: All sorts, this one war, Beta got into a fight with some other guy who had a pencil in their nose with a bicycle helmet, he was weird, but he put up quite a fight to say the least.

Saiko: I guess you have a point also..Skully?

Skully: Hm?

Saiko: You wanna hang out later?..

Skully: Sure.

———

In Inkopolis, You, Meggy, Sherak and Troy decided to train today, it was You and Meggy vs Sherak and Troy.

Troy: We're gonna put you six feet under!

Y/N: And we'll make you shit yourselves!

Sherak: I'll eat your ribs! I'll eat em up!

Meggy: Your really are this dumb, aren't ya?

You were about to start the war. But another broke out, Beta and Mario decided to start their own war and flung themselves into the battlefield.

Meggy: What the..

Sherak: Is this part of the training?

Y/N: No.

Troy: For gods sake..

Meggy: Should we split them up?

Y/N: Yeah.

You, Meggy, Sherak and Troy fire, splitting them up.

Beta: Ow..

Mario: Ugh..

Troy: Hey..I've got an idea..

Y/N: What's that?

Troy whispered into your ear, you grinned and agreed. You texted Tari and Peach..

A few minutes pass, and you see the two, Peach was furious, while Tari was disappointed.

Tari: Beta, why?..

Beta: Uh...I can explain.

Peach: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

Mario: Cause Mario is Mario.

Tari: How could you be so...violent?!...

Beta: It's my nature to be violent, is it not?

Tari: Just don't do it again..please?..

Tari was giving him the eyes.

Beta: *Sigh* Okay..you know I can never say no to a face like that.

Meggy: You know Y/N..it's still the week..

Your eyes widen as Meggy smiles.

Y/N: It isn't anything bad, is it?

Meggy: Jesus Y/N! No! But do you mind if we study? I'd love to get some notes down for that trainee test.

Y/N: Oh..okay.

You were surprised it wasn't anything suspicious. You agreed, you quickly kiss her cheek and boop her nose. Causing her to fluster up.

Meggy: Noooo! Don't boop!!

Y/N: Why not? It makes you look adorable.

Meggy let out a little squeal and hides behind her hair.

Y/N: Oh come on Meggy..

Meggy: ....

Troy: Is she ok?

Sherak: I think she's on her period.

Y/N: What?!

Troy: Uh..Sherak..that was five months ago..

Sherak: Oh..I thought that was ketchup.

Troy: The hell?..

Y/N: Ew...

Meggy: C-can we just...Um...go to my apartment?...please?

Y/N: Yeah..

Troy: I can practically hear her heart beating rapidly.

Sheark: I wish my heart could beat like that!

Y/N: Yes Sher, thank you.

The four of you head to her apartment for a study.

———

Beta and Tari decided to go out on a date in the city of Inkopolis, as a carnival was going on. Peach practically abused Mario when they got back to the castle..poor Mario.

Mario: Peach?...can Mario have spaghetti?..

Peach: NO!

Mario: Aw....

Mario thinks, and came up with a solution.

Mario: Hey! Red porcupine thingy!

Zirax: I have a name you know.

Mario: WHA?! How'd you get here so fast?!

Zirax: Don't ask. What's the issue?

Mario: Peach is being a bitch!

Peach: WHAT?!

Zirax: Hold on..what's the catch? You both get into a heated argument?

Peach: No! Mario misbehaved! So I'm punishing him!

Mario: By taking away my spaghetti?!

Zirax: Whoa Peach..you can't take away someone's privilege to eat, we need food to live.

Peach: It's temporary!

Zirax: Yeah, I highly doubt it. If you don't let Mario eat, I'll be forced to zap you otherwise.

Peach: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

Zirax: I'm never not serious.

Peach: Fine...go eat Mario..

Mario: YAAAAY!

He jumped and humps the air while heading into the kitchen.

Peach: Now what?..

Zirax: Don't worry, the spaghetti I spawned in the kitchen is a fat free one, so he's still punished.

Peach: Good thinking Zirax! I should make you my commander of the mushroom royals guards!

Zirax: Hmm. Okay, sounds decent.

He glitches away.

Peach: How does he even do that?...

Toad: I don't like the looks of that guy..he seems suspicious, like he might have a dark side of him..

Peach: Toad shut it, you're just jealous you aren't as intelligent as him.

Toad: But-

Peach: Silence!

Toad: Okay..

———

Tinker and Percy were watching TV, well Percy was..Tinker was looking at himself, questioning about his own features.

Tinker: Hey, Percy is it?

Percy: Yea, What's Sup?

Tinker: Do you ever wonder why I'm like..you know..metallic?

Percy: Uh..cause you're a robot?

Tinker: I know that..but why?

Percy: I don't know dude. I didn't make you.

Tinker: Then who did?

Percy: No clue, but whoever did is probably having PTSD issues right now.

———

Desti and Leo decided to join Beta and Tari and went on a double date, hanging out together. But what happened with Meggy, Y/N, Troy and Sherak? Let's find out..

On the next page!

Once I'm done making it!

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