Today You, Meggy and Beta were looking through to see what challenges he was given.

Y/N: Queen_Woomy says that you need to dress up as trash and sing 'Im a Barbie girl.

Meggy: Oh god...this should be fun!

Beta:....

Y/N: Beta?

Beta: No.

Y/N: Come on Beta.

Beta: I'm not doing it over a damn can.

Meggy&Y/N:.....

Beta: Nothing you say or do will make me do it-

A Few hours later..

Beta was dressed up as trash and sang the song as if he were depressed.

Beta:...I'm a..Barbie girl..in a Barbie..world...I want to take a gun...and I want to leave this world..yay...I'm a Barbie Grill...in a Barbie world...I want to take some bleach..and drink every drop of it...And-

Y/N: Okay..I think you're good..

Beta: Thank god..

Beta shook the trash off of him, and sniffed himself.

Beta: I smell, I'm gonna be in the shower.

Meggy: That was awesome..

Beta: Oh, I bet it was..how about you two dress up in pink fluffy bunny suits and dance around singing I'm a gummy bear.

Meggy gagged when she heard that.

Y/N: That's a giant HELL no!

Beta: Heh, well, I'd love to stay and chat more but I've got a date with the shower, see ya.

Beta walks away and into the shower to get himself clean, back with you and Meggy, the two of you head over to the couch to see Tari playing a game.

Y/N: Hey Tari! What are you playing?

Tari: Oh, hey Y/N! I'm just playing some Resident Evil Village.

Meggy: Looks fun.

Tari: It is, its a bit scary too.

Y/N: I bet.

Later on..

Beta finally gets himself a little more cleaner, he dries off and gets on his clothes, he gets out and relaxes in a tree.

Beta: Sometimes I wonder, does wotfi stand for Whales on fat icy tits..maybe..

He smelled himself and he smelt a little bit of stench.

Beta: The fuck?..I literally used four bars of soap and I still smell like shit..

Mario: Hello Beta!

Beta: Oh hey Big Chubus.

Mario: I told you to stop calling me that, anywho, what are you-a doing?

Beta had a fish stick in his hand.

Beta: Eating a fish stick, best food there ever was.

Mario: Fish sticks? More like shit sticks.

Beta: Well, what's your favorite food- Oh wait, I already know, Its salad!

Mario: No! Spaghetti!

He had a plate of it on his hand.

Beta: Oh yeah? 

He pulls out a catalog out of nowhere.

Beta: I bet my fish stick could do more daily things than your plate of saucy crap!

Mario: OH ITS ON ASSHOLE!

Ladies and gentlemen..I present to you...

MARIO VS BETA: THE NEXT LEVEL!

Beta and Mario sat down and flipped through pages and found one.

Beta: How about a plunger? I bet your spaghetti couldn't unclog shit, literally.

Mario: Mario can unclog anything.

Beta: I unclogged your mother!

Mario tackled Beta and they began to fight, soon they went to test it out.

Beta: Come on fish stick, don't fail me now..

He goes to town on the toilet, soon he looked at it, but it was soggy and fell in the toilet.

Beta: Damn it..

Failed!

Mario: Come on Spaghetti, you can do this!

Mario kissed it before dunking it in, but the toilet growled.

Mario: Hmm?

The toilet exploded, Mario was flung out of the bathroom.

Failed!

Y/N: What the hell?..

Meggy: That's weird..

Back over with the two, they went to their catalog again.

Mario: Hmmmm...How about, this! 

He pointed out socks.

Beta: Socks?..you're on plumber.

Outside, Beta took off his shoes and was prepared to put them on.

Beta: Time for a fish stick sock! Sound's weird but still, a lot of things we do is weird.

Beta has trouble getting it on his foot, out of frustration, he tossed it in the water, then a cheep cheep ate it.

Beta: Ew..foot fetish fish..

Failed!

Mario: Okie Dokie! Spaghetti socks activate!

Mario puts the plates of spaghetti on his feet, and he used them to walk in.

Passed!

Beta and Mario go back to the catalog yet again to pick out another challenge.

Beta: Oh, how about this? A telescope!

Mario: Mario will win!

Beta: We'll see about that once I spot Neptune!

The two went outside to test it out, Mario went first, he took a look but didn't see anything.

Mario: Hmmm, Mario can't see shet!

Failed!

Beta: We'll teach that obese plumber a lesson fish stick..come on and lets take a look at Neptune.

Beta punched a little hole in the fish stick and got to see everything in sight, he spotted Mario taking a piss on a tree.

Beta: Mario, what the fuck are you doing!?

Mario ran off.

Beta: Nasty..

Passed!

Back to the catalog, Beta and Mario were scrolling through and found a good one.

Mario: How about an airbag?

Beta: Really?

Mario: What, scared?

Beta: Not really, just dumbfounded.

Mario: Well lets-a go!

Mario went into the police car and put a plate of spaghetti on the wheel.

Mario: Don't let-a Mario down, Okie?

He headbutted the wheel, his face was safe, and got a face full of spaghetti.

Mario: I did it!

Passed!

Beta: I know you're so much better that spaghetti...I know you can save lives..

Beta took a deep breath and headbutted the wheel, his head split the fish stick apart and causes him to hit his forehead.

Beta: FUUUUU-

Failed!

Catalog time! Beta found one another good challenge!

Beta: Cigarrate!

Mario: Oooh, Mario's gonna smoke you on this challenge!

Beta: Good one, but let's see if you can smoke this dolphin, flabio.

Beta lit the tip of his fish stick with a lighter, he inhaled and exhaled smoke.

Beta: Hell yeah..

Passed!

Mario: Let's-a smoke a spaghetti joint-a!

Mario lit up his spaghetti, sadly, Mario and the spaghetti caught on fire.

Mario: MAAAAAAAAA-

Failed!

Mario found a new challenge in the catalog.

Mario: How about a ball-pointed pingas!

Beta: A what?!

Mario: Pen!

Beta: Uh huh..okay, what do you think ink is made off? FISH!

He grabbed a piece of paper and a fish stick.

Beta: Alright, let's make us some poetry!

A few hours later, Beta was done.

Beta: I wrote the Bill of Rights!

He showed it to Mario, he was shocked that it managed to look like the real one.

Passed!

Mario: Spaghetti can write perfect words!

Mario went to writing, he made a mistake in his paper and tried to erase it by rubbing the plate against it, bad move..he caught on fire......again.

Mario: MAAAAAAA-

Failed!

They both flip through the catalog yet again and find one.

Mario: How about-a lipstick?

Beta: Pretty gay Mario, pretty gay..

Mario: Shut up!

Beta: I will, but first allow me to put on some fish lip stick!

Beta traced the fish stick around his lips while looking into a mini mirror, soon he was done and managed to get fish grease all over his lips.

Beta: It worked!

Passed!

Mario grabbed the Mini mirror and carefully gets his lips and mustache covered in pasta sauce.

Mario: Mario is sexy bitch!

Passed!

Beta finds yet another page for them to do.

Beta: Let's see if a spaghetti can be a girlfriend!

Mario: Cause you've never had one!

Beta: Yeah I have.

Mario: Really who?

Beta: Your mother!

Mario: WHY YOU LITTLE!

Mario tackled Beta down again, fighting.

A/N: Please Stand By...

Back to the challenges.

Mario: I just have something to say to you spaghetti...Mario loves you..

Mario proceeded to make out, soon he began humping it.

Passed!

Beta: Kinda expected that..but I don't know about this one..

Mario: You're gonna forfeit?

Beta: Yeah..I love fish sticks but..yeah, not as much as kissing or banging.

Mario: You're a bitch!

Beta: I'm not a damn bitch!

Forfeited!

Next round, Mario found Beta and him another challenge.

Mario: Ooooh, Mario wan't to do pool floaties!

Beta: Pool floaties?!

Mario: Yes!

Beta: Fish sticks are dead fish, so they float to the top all the time!

Mario: Sure..let's see if your fish sticks can hold up your fat ass!

Beta: You're one to talk.

They make it to the pool, Beta gets two fish sticks under his armpits and began swimming, he was struggling to keep afloat and sank.

Failed!

Percy: Shit..he's dead.

Leo: Who should save him-

Beth: Why not  Percy?

Leo got spooked by Beth's appearance and fell in too.

Desti: LEO!

Beth: Oops...Leo?..

Percy: I'm coming you two!

Percy dived in and saved Beta and Leo from drowning, once he arrived on the surface, he saw them out cold, he did CPR on Beta while Desti did CPR on Leo, eventually they both woke up and coughed out water.

Leo: T-thanks..

Percy: No problem, just be more careful, k?

Leo: Okay..

Desti led Leo away to get dried off and rest.

Beta: Well that sucked..

Mario came out with spaghetti taped to his arms and went in the shallow end.

Mario: Mario's gonna win!

Beta: That's cheating..

Mario: No it isn't!

Beta: Go in the deep end, or are you a wuss?

Mario: Fine!

Mario went over to the deep and swam, but he sank as well.

Failed!

Beta smiled.

Beta: Spaghetti isn't reliable now is it?

Beth: I guess not..

You came out.

Y/N: What's happening here?

Beta: Oh hey Y/N, Mario's drowning.

Y/N: Jesus what!?

Percy: I got him.

Percy swam down and got Mario since he was heavy, he had a cramp in his arm.

Percy: CRAMP!!!

He sank too.

Beta: Well. Yolo..

Y/N: Come on!

You and Beta swam down and dragged both Percy and Mario back up to the surface and put them on the ground, Beta hit both of their stomachs, they both woke up and vomited water and gasped for air.

Percy: Holy shit..thanks man

Mario: Mario is alive!

Y/N: Anytime..

Beta: Yeah, next time wear actual floaties or learn to swim.

Y/N: Probably for the best, now come on, dinner is ready and Meggy helped cook!

Beta: I'm proud of her, What's for dinner again?

Y/N: Fishsticks and Spaghetti.

Mario&Beta: Ooooh

You and the rest of your friends go to eat.

Mario: Where did my wallet go?

Beta: In the hole.

Mario: What?

Beta: Nevermind.

(That was a war to remember..I loved making this chapter..)